I Don't Often Rant; but When I Do, I Prefer to Rant on VJ

[TBoneTX 45,329]

checking in this morning, you were at Many.

Don't know what you were trying to accomplish,

so I gave you all of my plus-ones today. I'm spent.

I want to stop at Many. Everyone, quit bonusing me, Reverse Psychology man!

1. I'm done having kids

2. daughter ordered a bigger gerbil cage and some how they sent her a carseat too.

1. We'll be the judge of that, see D ma'am.

2. Arkansas requires that gerbils ride in car seats, huh ma'am?!

Reason #Many

Reason #Many

Reasoning rejustified, see ma'am.

I totally need a maid.

So do I, si ma'am; Mrs. T-B. keeps saying "The maid has left. Do/find/clean/cook it yourself."

I have no idea what I want for my anniversary gift.

If no one gets you a maid, I feel sorry enough for you to send you -- at no charge for merchandise or shipping (!), no ma'am -- a pre-owned toilet seat of the very highest quality, si ma'am.

Edited September 18, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Our Many year old figured out how to hack my wife's security code on a site she orders stuff from

He's a precocious Many-year-old, wee man.

I can fill up a Many gallon garbage bag with any number of dogs each year.

You fill garbage bags with dogs, huh man? At least you perhaps let the cats out of the bag, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Shortly, I shall embark on a journey to have some home cooked Malaysian food....

You're finally going to throw Tiff into your casa oven, huh man?

I'm so sick of cooking dinner and then not being able to eat it because the smell of it cooking made me too nauseous.

Welcome to the First Manymester, fecund ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Curry chicken, and a bunch of stuff that I cannot identify.....

Stuff on the bottom looks like boiled Golden Retriever, woof man.

some sickeningly good beef. looks like carp tho.....

No, man: As stated, it was boiled Golden Retriever, woof man.

Tark is so cheap.....when he was digging thru his neighbors garbage can, his wife asked him what he was doing. He said "Shopping"

Stalker, see man!!! Reported!!!!!!!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Golden

This must be where Golden Retrievers come from, including the one in Steveklar's digestive tract, ingest woof man.

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Wednesday report, see man:

Definitely have a nose-cold, chiefly affecting one nostril, sneeze man.

Kleenex is worthless during colds, si man; paper towels are much better, blow man.

Have created several impressive snot-balloons in same, whee man.

Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. also have colds, she and wee man.

Ate too much at dinner, bloat man.

Mrs. T-B. (who forgot to attend her English-tutoring) forgot to make dinner, starve man.

She apologetically rooted through the pantry for me, she man.

She found toucans of Dinty Moore beef stew, bachelormeal man.

I ordered both of the toucans, delectable man.

Ate whole thing in one sitting, out-pig man.

Now weigh Many pounds again, sigh man.

Despite invitation, cat did not nap with us this eve, no miu man.

Why is mosquito-spraying truck going by tonight when it was due last night, huh man?

Ours is not to reason why; ours is to make skeeters die, no and c u man.

One GS, conveniently on way to work, is scheduled for Thursday, whee man.

In addition, ES with showroom is staying open late Thurs. eve, whee man.

However, both will probably be rained out, Noah's Ark man.

Might be too cold-impaired or up-drugged to attend either, sigh man.

However, snot has a very high salt content, nutrition man.

Dished the warsher; must now de-dish, domestic man.

Then cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', one available Commie-babe with +1 inventory, oj tak!

Edited September 18, 2014 by TBoneTX

[Jacque67 7,328]

Ah....funny you should ask.....

Curry chicken, and a bunch of stuff that I cannot identify.....

You should have put it on some good China and fantasised about the cook!

[SAT 9,609]

You should have put it on some good China and fantasised about the cook!

I fantasize about you cooking this in a French chef outfit........

[Jacque67 7,328]

Cheeky!

[SAT 9,609]

Those kinda statements will always get you a wise azz response

[Caryh 5,206]

I was thinking it would get my hubs out of the frigging house to take the dog for a run. I've heard they're more personable than Weimeraner which is the other breed we're thinking of. We want a smart, short haired, med - large dog. I don't want a dog with a double coat.

But I thought your husband was out of town a lot. That would leave the running of the dog to you. And yes, they probably would be a lot more personable than a Weimaraner. But every dog has its own attitude besides what the breed is known for. Just make sure you teach it early that it is not a lap dog. Another dog that might be good is a Boxer.

[Caryh 5,206]

If you knew me well, they'd probably be. I've just made the apple one particularly challenging that even my husband has to ask me to enter it every time. That man has a terrible memory.

If he remembers he's married and how to get home, then you should be happy.

[SAT 9,609]

But I thought your husband was out of town a lot. That would leave the running of the dog to you. And yes, they probably would be a lot more personable than a Weimaraner. But every dog has its own attitude besides what the breed is known for. Just make sure you teach it early that it is not a lap dog. Another dog that might be good is a Boxer.

it was a boxer that bit me. I no like boxers anymo

[Jacque67 7,328]

Those kinda statements will always get you a wise azz response

Hey! I'm no Kim Kardashian !

[Caryh 5,206]

it was a boxer that bit me. I no like boxers anymo

Boxers are great judges of character.

Hey! I'm no Kim Kardashian !

Wouldn't we have to smack you around a bit and see if you stay to be sure?

[SAT 9,609]

Boxers are senile.....

Frenchy must have a phat butt......