I Don't Often Rant; but When I Do, I Prefer to Rant on VJ

[Darnell 8,478]

And .....

HOLD IT!!

Don't anyone 1+ me anymore. I want to stop at 2000......

checking in this morning, you were at 2014.

Don't know what you were trying to accomplish,

so I gave you all of my plus-ones today. I'm spent.

Enjoy !

[Ontarkie 14,234]

You can't bring the Yukon to Times Square (That's where the Disney Store is) ya Fook.....

First ya gotta pop out 2 kids for me

(That should take you no more than 12 months)

Bah I don't have any Irish twins you fool and I'm not going to try. I'm done having kids, your wife is younger then me she can catch up.

Oh daughter ordered a bigger gerbil cage and some how they sent her a carseat too. It's not listed in her order history, she wasn't billed for it. I can't seem to find any record of it any where.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

So you're right, you're not a man, and its a good thing you're wrong because a majority of [American] men would care.

Reason #97 on the list of why I only sleep with Scandos.

Reason #4 is that as a majority they have no problems dating single mothers

[Caryh 5,206]

Cary have you ever had a german short-short - haired pointer?

yes, its not that uncommon of a breed.

[Caryh 5,206]

Reason #97 on the list of why I only sleep with Scandos.

Reason #4 is that as a majority they have no problems dating single mothers

But I'm a Scando! yah ya betcha

[Ontarkie 14,234]

OMG Amazon said I can keep the carseat at no charge. It's practically a 200$ carseat.

[kitthekat 1,317]

Just had stabbing chest pains ony left side. Google says its probably not a heart attack. Im still kinda freaked out.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Just had stabbing chest pains ony left side. Google says its probably not a heart attack. Im still kinda freaked out.

Stress-related panic attack?

[kitthekat 1,317]

I dunno...not really feeling stressed. And i dont have a history of anxiety/panic related issues.

Maybe gotta cut down on diet coke.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

But I'm a Scando! yah ya betcha

You are not FOB! I require FOB.

I dunno...not really feeling stressed. And i dont have a history of anxiety/panic related issues.

Maybe gotta cut down on diet coke.

Yeah, it could be the caffeine.

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I totally need a maid. I've been so exhausted and laundry and stuff is piling up. *sigh*

[NikLR 13,227]

yes, its not that uncommon of a breed.

Up north it is. Any issues?

OMG Amazon said I can keep the carseat at no charge. It's practically a 200$ carseat.

That's freaking awesome!

[Asia 2,498]

Just had stabbing chest pains ony left side. Google says its probably not a heart attack. Im still kinda freaked out.

Google knows what it says

Tho sometimes it can explain a simple running nose as a dying situation

But don't stab yourself or cut your fingers... We have Jada for that

Thankfully she's about to leave the house which wants to kill her

OMG Amazon said I can keep the carseat at no charge. It's practically a 200$ carseat.

Woohoo!

K, I'm out for a couple of days... Have a great week and weekend!

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

I have no idea what I want for my anniversary gift.

[Caryh 5,206]

You are not FOB! I require FOB.

Yeah, it could be the caffeine.

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I totally need a maid. I've been so exhausted and laundry and stuff is piling up. *sigh*

My boss is named Ole. I asked him what he thinks about women putting on 20 lbs, and he replied that's a lot of bait.

[Caryh 5,206]

Up north it is. Any issues?

Just the typical inbreeding issues of any pure bred, and the hip dyspepsia you find in the big hunting dogs. I've known some pretty stupid ones, but that probably more reflected on the training given by the owner They do tend to be a little high strung. This isn't a lazy hound dog breed. If you haven't time to work them, they might start getting into trouble. Of course working them can consist of throwing a ball off the porch and waiting for him to bring it back.