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N-o-l-a Grand Master

N-o-l-a   7,167

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mini rant:

so I thought linkedin was for professional things not dating...I had gotten 4 men asking me out on a date (now how little do they know I have gained weight since and pretty much feel like michelin tire) but yes....wth !

I don't think most men, unless they are a little weird, care if you are 20 pounds up from a photo. They'll care if you posted a skinny picture but are really obese, for sure. I'm not a man, so obviously, not 100% on this.

I think you need a rebound hookup, but just a hookup. How anyone can go that long is besides me.

My daughter was home sick yesterday and now the husband is home sick today. I hate cold season.

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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Darnell Grand Master

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weird - I uploaded a new profile avatar, and it only shows up on my profile page and timeline.

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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weird - I uploaded a new profile avatar, and it only shows up on my profile page and timeline.

lol.. you like the kung fu hustle landlady

kungfu2.gif

Done with K1, AOS and ROC

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IRL, she's a hottie ! No, I'm not kidding.

But that pic was the most accurate portrayal of my wife's morning visage, so I thought to use it.


I think you need a rebound hookup, but just a hookup. How anyone can go that long is besides me.

I am waiting for the reports of the weekend bliss sessions after the first laundry washing.

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Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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I think you need a rebound hookup, but just a hookup. How anyone can go that long is besides me.

YASSSSSS

I love a guy who looks like he could be on Criminal Minds as either an agent or a killer.

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So cold in the office.

This is my life:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/michaelblackmon/23-secrets-call-center-employees-wont-tell-you#4egdvvn

I love a guy who looks like he could be on Criminal Minds as either an agent or a killer.

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This is my favorite gif from that:

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3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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I go to bet at Many:Many (10pm)

Oj nie; that's merely Many p.m., see ma'am.

1. At work at Many am. Started at Many last night and will finish about the same Many am I normally start.

2. House has aluminum wiring. Need electrician. Hubs isn't worried though.

1. Now here is a chica who understand Polish Math vis-a-vis the clock, oj tak!

2. Was that the only negative report on the inspection, huh ma'am?

Good morning all,

Today from Many:Many pm (and that is after I was dozing off in the living room for an hour) until Many am

P-Math correction, sigh ma'am, even after such decent instruction just above, sigh ma'am.

For the record, I got to bed at 2:Many a.m., late zzz man, awoke at Many:Many a.m. to dewater, pee man, then semi-dozed till the pre-alarm (Mini-B., wee man) went off at Many:Many a.m., inadequate zzz man.

there was $Many in cash sitting in the glove box, and a Many-carat diamond. Plus priceless art pieces worth Manys.....

in a 1ManyManyMany Toyota Sienna

Hopeless P-mathematician, sigh man.

took a day off from work

And you complain about repetitious Advice from Walter and being bought cheap, huh man?

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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TBoneTX Grand Master

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I also have a broken molar, which will need a crown.

May they treat you royally but not charge you similarly, si and no man.

1. $Many.

2. I should do a Tarklar and go to Mexico for dental work

1. $igh, man.

2. Absolutely, si man.

the cheapest ticket you can get is going to run about $Many.

Don't know if Sun Country is still flying that way, or if you have Southwest, but get from MSP to HRL (or, on other airlines, to MFE or BRO) and I'll direct you from there, si man.

1. well, ok..... lets do some Tarklar Math™

2. Many for ticket. Many-Many for dental work vs. M-Many dental work here

Many. You get Many birds with 1 stone, she gets to visit, and gets off your back + nice teeth.

Many. You get a month of liberty.....

1. Doggoned right it's trademarked, si man.

2. P-Math fail, sigh man.

Many. P-Math fail but logic succeed, sigh and si man.

Many. Priceless even at $Many, whee man.

So the break box is outside the house... Apparently it's normal here.

The only way it is down here, see ma'am.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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you can plant a tree for Many k

:bonk:, man

Here's the real math

No no NO, man -- did you not study, or remember same, huh man?!

Back to Tarklar Math™......

Don't do any dental work.

Better than that, do it yourself, si man.

I said "Tarklar Math" lol

Tremble in deference vs. lol-ing, see here man.

Tark will have tears coming outta his eyes, you have mastered Tarklar Math™

But not Polish math, oj nie.

Tarklar Calculus System™ - aka Tarkculus,The study of "change" ..... lmao get it? "Change" lmao

Tarkculus- The study of small change.....

Calculus gets scraped off one's teeth, dental procedure man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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1. I don't think most men, unless they are a little weird, care if you are Many pounds up from a photo. They'll care if you posted a skinny picture but are really obese, for sure. I'm not a man, so obviously, not Many% on this.

2. I think you need a rebound hookup, but just a hookup. How anyone can go that long is besides me.

3. My daughter was home sick yesterday and now the husband is home sick today.

1. No, you're absolutely not, no ma'am. We do care, all the time (Many% of it), see here ma'am.

2. Well, wee ma'am and hubby-man, si ma'am.

weird - I uploaded a new profile avatar, and it only shows up on my profile page and timeline.

Supposed to give it a couple of days, Bro D man.

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Must return to the frantic, profitable world of selling pre-owned toilet seats one after the other, whee and c u man. Evenin', Commie-babe! Afternoon, other Commie-babe with largely unused +1 inventory!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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I hate cold season.

You said you love the cold, you schidzo!

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You're a schidzo, and so are you

And you, and you, and you.....

weird - I uploaded a new profile avatar, and it only shows up on my profile page and timeline.

The same thang happened to me.....

I have this in my profile right now.....

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