I Don't Often Rant; but When I Do, I Prefer to Rant on VJ

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Lets just slap J anyway.....

Only if she continues the blatant abuse of Polish Math, oj tak.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

1. ah...here: $2.0Many for Many

2. darnell will have us both beat though...he'd find you a used bicycle seat on freecycle, comes with complimentary overgrowth of mold/fungus and seasoned with someone else's crotch sweat...all you gotta do is use some gorilla glue to stick it on...

1. Sigh, P-Math man.

2. Bro D refreshingly reminds me of WCG (World's Cheapest Gringo), si man.

[Novembro 1,763]

At risk of violating the VJ TOS "no financial gain" provision, I know where you can procure a butt-restoring toilet seat (in many attractive colors and models) at a bargain price, si mi ma'am.

What I need to do is stop sitting on my butt all day and watching shows, but that would be too easy.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

A pre-owned model is available precisely for that, too, whee ma'am.

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Mrs. T-B. has finally opened some cans of something for me for dinner, so I shall exit shortly to ingest it, eat man. Might or might not pop back before late news and even-later sports wrap-ups, si or no man.

Oh -- Thread-Laundress report, see man:

Warshed Many loads today, domestic man -- it would have been Many, but I skillfully combined them into merely Many, si man, which however should have remained Many because the combined load was full and difficult, sigh man, but regardless I'm pleased that there were merely Many, si man. Adding yestereve's 2 loads to today's Many tallies to a grand total of Many, whee man. Awaiting $Many in Many delinquent royalties from Steveklar, expectant man.

[Novembro 1,763]

Tins of corned beef? Spam? Tinned beans?

[Merrytooth 5,748]

A pre-owned model is available precisely for that, too, whee ma'am.

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Mrs. T-B. has finally opened some cans of something for me for dinner, so I shall exit shortly to ingest it, eat man. Might or might not pop back before late news and even-later sports wrap-ups, si or no man.

Oh -- Thread-Laundress report, see man:

Warshed Many loads today, domestic man -- it would have been Many, but I skillfully combined them into merely Many, si man, which however should have remained Many because the combined load was full and difficult, sigh man, but regardless I'm pleased that there were merely Many, si man. Adding yestereve's 2 loads to today's Many tallies to a grand total of Many, whee man. Awaiting $Many in Many delinquent royalties from Steveklar, expectant man.

Eww... eating canned food?!?

Why are you even married if you can't get a home cooked hot meal?

If mini-Bone eating canned food too?

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Eww... eating canned food?!?

Why are you even married if you can't get a home cooked hot meal?

If mini-Bone eating canned food too?

Ask Steve the same question.

So sad.

[NikLR 13,227]

Had friend say "hey why don't you buy a car"

"cause we're buying a house"

"so you just need a beater"

"no we're buying a house, we can't afford a car."

"what?"

"Yeah lets get thru the house first because they want 3 months of bank statements"

"oh yeah that makes sense."

/facepalm

This guy has bought 3 diff houses before too. But according to hubs he is stingier than Darnell and T-bone put together. Always looking for a deal kinda guy.

T-bone reminded me I need some laundry detergent. Good thing I work at a store that sells such things! YAY!

hubs no wanted home cooked meal.

BUT

yesterday we had ribeye, with sauteed mushrooms, garden salad, and baked potato with sour cream.

OMFG it was SOOOOOOOOOOOO good, even if my steak as a little overcooked. Even the marinade was good and it was the first time I've ever used it! YAY!!

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/best-steak-marinade-in-existence/

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Rant, see man: Why do the local news stations think that we need a whole hour of news on a Sunday night, when what we really want is the standard half-hour so that the subsequent half-hour sports wrap-up show begins and ends at a decent hour, huh man? The news format caused me to eat approximately Many Oreo cookies from one of the Many open bags here in this casa, ingest man.

We forget that Mrs. T-B. cooked a lunch yesterday, she man: breaded tilapia with boiled potatoes and homemade salsa with tortilla cheaps, ingest man. There was also a tossed salad, but only Mrs. T-B. ate that, she man, because Real Men did not claw their way to the top of the food chain merely to eat vegetables, he-man.

Actual Conversation earlier today, hear man:

Mrs. T-B.: Cariño [sweetheart] -- what's the difference between "attitoo" and "attitoo"?

T-B.: "AttitooD," Cariño?

Mrs. T-B.: Si.

T-B.: There's no difference. It's the same word.

Mrs. T-B. [saying final consonants]: No -- "attitoo-duh" and "attitoo-duh," like you're good at something.

T-B.: "APtitude," Cariño.

Mrs. T-B.: Which one?

T-B.: The second one.

Mrs. T-B.: So the "C" is silent?

T-B. [to self]:

Tins of corned beef? Spam? Tinned beans?

Toucans of Kroger "bean with bacon" soup, ingest man. I searched the larder for it myself, see man, and she prepared it, she man.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

1. Eww... eating canned food?!?

2. Why are you even married if you can't get a home cooked hot meal?

Many. Is mini-Bone eating canned food too?

1. It fondly brings me back to my bachelor days, see ma'am; it limits the number of dirtied dishes & utensils, see ma'am; and it precludes the addition of cilantro and other noisome, unnecessary spices, relief man.

2. , see ma'am.

Many. He chiefly eats what Mrs. T-B. prepares for herself, wee man. Sidebar: On one of the first occasions when Mama T-B. fed Mini-B. (baby food, as we recall), she exclaimed to us, "I don't believe it! He just opens his mouth and eats!"

Ask Steve the same question.

There are other drawbacks to that one, si and sigh ma'am.

Edited September 15, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,309]

1. This guy [...] is stingier than Darnell and T-bone put together.

2. T-bone reminded me I need some laundry detergent. Good thing I work at a store that sells such things! YAY!

Many. hubs no wanted home cooked meal.

1. I love him like a blood brother already, $i ma'am. However, the term is "thrifty," thesaurus ma'am.

2. I last ordered a box of powdered stuff from Sears for more than Many% off, courtesy of an on-line deal, whee ma'am. Superior stuff that lasts forever, thrift man.

Many. This was the situation tonight, see ma'ams. Mrs. T-B. had made something for breakfast; when picking up Mini-B. from Mama T-B.'s casa, Mrs. T-B. brought home Subway sandwiches (with use of 2-for-1 coupons, whee and she man) and we didn't eat them till after 2 p.m., no ingest man. I then snacked on the huge bag of Costco cheaps that I had bought (for essentially free, whee man) with use of the gift card, and I wasn't very hungry after all that, no man. I requested something canned, such as a pound-sized can of baked beans, musical fruit man, and we didn't have any, no man, so I instead picked out the bean-with-bacon soup, see ma'am.

Edited September 15, 2014 by TBoneTX

[NikLR 13,227]

This guy goes beyond thrifty into stingy. Lol

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Does he squeeze a nickel till the buffalo bellows, huh ma'am?

Does he fold up a $Many bill so tightly that Alexander Hamilton gets ingrown whiskers, huh ma'am?

[kitthekat 1,317]

taking a quick poll for all you parents with little girls...i'm thinking of selling some toddlers-tweens handmade frozen/elsa dresses on etsy in anticipation of halloween but not sure what to price them at...what's the max you'd fork out for something like that?

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Great ad headline: "What's the Max that You'd Fork Out for Something Like This, Huh Man?"

Seriously, ma'am: Why not just say "make a reasonable offer" and let the potential clients determine what it's worth to them?