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Caryh Grand Master

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unrelated.....

Is that a man or a woman? :)

the lack of an Adams apple tells me its a woman, but I understand your confusion. Many Brit chicks can leave that confusion, I'm still not sure is Margret Thatcher was a woman, or a poorly done sex change.

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Ontarkie Grand Master

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You're pregnant, whee D ma'am!!!!! :dance:

Nope, no way, that's not going to happen.

If you sea food, you should eat it, as I do, see D ma'am.

Good lord no, I'm not wanting to gain anymore weight.

Tuesday report, see man:

Per above, no Stunk, no stink man.

Despite frantic sales activity, nearly fell asleep in office twice, near-zzz and near-zzz man.

Gassed T-B.-mobile on way to casa, low mpg man.

Hit Many Walgreens this eve to avail self of Many% special discount, $i man.

Found little of interest except for Many cans of Goya beans for chicken feed, deals man.

Did buy Caterpillar bulldozer for Mini-B., wee man.

Watched Mini-B. play with Thomas trains, making up stories with sound effects, cute wee man.

Mrs. T-B. really suffering from Time of Month, poor she man.

Gave her 2 aspirin and then a Tylenol, true love man.*

*Mrs. T-B. belatedly came to understand that when a gringo offers you a pill or suggests that you take one, it's a sign of love, beating hearts man.

Took brief-yet-roaringly successful nap, much-needed zzz man.

Awoke and watched late TV news, too few rubias on there man.

Given Mrs. T-B.'s condition, made remaining Many lunches for week, me man.

Did company-man stuff, VJ man.

Cat prep zzz soonish, man.

Mornin', Commie-babes with your largely uninvested +1 inventories, oj tak!

Now poor Mrs T-B would not be suffering if you got her pregnant ya know :P

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Caryh Grand Master

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Nope, no way, that's not going to happen.

Good lord no, I'm not wanting to gain anymore weight.

Now poor Mrs T-B would not be suffering if you got her pregnant ya know :P

1 Mary said that too.

2 the baby needs the food

3 We know you're not suffering that now.

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Ontarkie Grand Master

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1 Mary said that too.

2 the baby needs the food

3 We know you're not suffering that now.

Well Mary didn't go tot the doctor to help with that matter :P

Yes Lucas is the reason I'm starving, dang nursing hormones!

Nope not suffering form that but still not pregnant :D

Got my new leather jacket :)

I think I gotta get it tailored tho..... :unsure:

Well why didn't you order one that fit? "P

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Citizenship for older 2 boys

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NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

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SAT Grand Master

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Well why didn't you order one that fit? "P

I did! The sleeves are cut a little long on these.....

I wanna get them taken in by about 1/2 inch.....

https://www.uswings.com/product-category/jackets-coats/leather-jackets/indy-style-jackets/

here's a pic of me in my new jacket :)

I really wanted Trophie to pay for this, beings that she wanted me to get her a 1000000 dollar stove to cook a 4 dollar meal.....

indiana_jones_4_3_2.jpg

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Caryh Grand Master

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Got my new leather jacket :)

I think I gotta get it tailored tho..... :unsure:

I've hear midgets have a hard time buying clothes that fit

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EAD
Date Card Received : 2012-02-04

Sent ROC : 4-1-2014
Noa1 : 4-2-2014
Bio Complete : 4-18-2014
Approved : 6-24-2014

N-400 sent 2-13-2016
Bio Complete 3-14-2016
Interview
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Caryh Grand Master

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Hey! your face resembles my leather jacket!

yah oughta stop looking in the mirror when you're saying that.

K1 from the Philippines
Arrival : 2011-09-08
Married : 2011-10-15
AOS
Date Card Received : 2012-07-13
EAD
Date Card Received : 2012-02-04

Sent ROC : 4-1-2014
Noa1 : 4-2-2014
Bio Complete : 4-18-2014
Approved : 6-24-2014

N-400 sent 2-13-2016
Bio Complete 3-14-2016
Interview
Oath Taking

Ontarkie Grand Master

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I did! The sleeves are cut a little long on these.....

I wanna get them taken in by about 1/2 inch.....

https://www.uswings.com/product-category/jackets-coats/leather-jackets/indy-style-jackets/

here's a pic of me in my new jacket :)

I really wanted Trophie to pay for this, beings that she wanted me to get her a 1000000 dollar stove to cook a 4 dollar meal.....

indiana_jones_4_3_2.jpg

Now you wish you looked like Harrison Ford! He's also 6'1 so your need to get growing so that coat will fit ya!

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Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

SAT Grand Master

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Now you wish you looked like Harrison Ford! He's also 6'1 so your need to get growing so that coat will fit ya!

well he probably got a large, ya freak......

The sleeves are cut long on these. Hey I'm taller than your hill billy hubs! :P

And I look at least 10 times cooler than Harrison Ford!

Caryh Grand Master

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and you oughta um....get some leather restorer on your face!

You should talk, I saw Tiff's fb page and the real photos of you

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Arrival : 2011-09-08
Married : 2011-10-15
AOS
Date Card Received : 2012-07-13
EAD
Date Card Received : 2012-02-04

Sent ROC : 4-1-2014
Noa1 : 4-2-2014
Bio Complete : 4-18-2014
Approved : 6-24-2014

N-400 sent 2-13-2016
Bio Complete 3-14-2016
Interview
Oath Taking

Caryh Grand Master

Caryh   5,206

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this be me, getting ready to go medieval on your butt.

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and this is you!

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Arrival : 2011-09-08
Married : 2011-10-15
AOS
Date Card Received : 2012-07-13
EAD
Date Card Received : 2012-02-04

Sent ROC : 4-1-2014
Noa1 : 4-2-2014
Bio Complete : 4-18-2014
Approved : 6-24-2014

N-400 sent 2-13-2016
Bio Complete 3-14-2016
Interview
Oath Taking

 
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