I Don't Often Rant; but When I Do, I Prefer to Rant on VJ

[NikLR 13,232]

That's a memory foam mattress. LOL

OH i clicked around and saw more though.

[SAT 9,609]

That's a memory foam mattress. LOL

OH i clicked around and saw more though.

uh huh......

[SAT 9,609]

Now looka what you did. I started looking thru woot, and bought a couple of pairs of sunglasses.....

[Ontarkie 14,557]

I have a head ache

My feet are cold I had to put socks on.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Does anyone else prefer 48 Hours to scripted police drama?

[TBoneTX 46,294]

Please review all of my prior submissions, and pick one, this time.

Thanks so much, and Thanks in advance !

Let us delegate this to our underlings, si D man.

[TBoneTX 46,294]

jus soli

Uti solum Anglis extra foras de regio, certé virem.

We paid our neighbor $Many each time to plow our driveway when there is too much snow to shovel.

We pay our neighbors $0 to plow our driveway, si there man.

[TBoneTX 46,294]

Swordfish for dinner

Ok I'm stuffed.....

Sitting in recliner now......

Feeling kinda good...

Vomit, n. - unplanned re-examination of what one has recently eaten, consider that man.

[kitthekat 1,317]

we bought a hamster this evening. her name is tumble-lina (for now). we are parents!

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

we bought a hamster this evening. her name is tumble-lina (for now). we are parents!

OMG hamster baby!

[TBoneTX 46,294]

1. I have a head ache

2. My feet are cold I had to put socks on.

1. Sorry to inform you that the pain is all in your head and we'll have to amputate it, D ma'am.

2. They'll evict you from Arkansas, won't they, huh ma'am?

Does anyone else prefer Many Hours to scripted police drama?

No ma'am, because one hour is the maximum that I can tolerate.

we bought a hamster this evening. her name is tumble-lina (for now). we are parents!

If you were in parts of Ecu, you'd probably be less hungry by now, dinner ma'am. How do you know that it's a female-type girl hamster, huh ma'am?

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A Many-year-old boy went with his dad to see a litter of newborn kittens. Upon returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There were two boy kittens and two girl kittens!"

"How did you know that?" his mother asked.

"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."

Edited October 7, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 46,294]

Monday report, see man:

No sign of the stunk before bed last night, no stink man.

Went to bed at around 2:Many a.m., short zzz man.

Awoke at Many a.m. for séance on throne, royal pain in gut man.

Managed to fall re-asleep, short zzz man.

Stagger downstairs at wake-up time, little zzz man.

Cat sees open tub of Rice with which Mini-B. plays, miu see wee man.

Cat sits in open tub of Rice with which Mini-B. plays, uh-oh miu man.

Cat relieves self in open tub of Rice with which Mini-B. plays, miu pipi man.

Mrs. T-B. prepares tub of Rice for garbage, displeased she man.

Told Mrs. T-B. that I would do casa garbage when came home, listen she man.

Zombie at office all day, near-zzz man.

Called Mrs. T-B. to remind her that I would do casa garbage when came home, listen she man.

At casa, entered and prepared to do garbage, domestic man.

Mrs. T-B. brightly says, "I have your dinner ready," no listen she man.

Dinner gets cold during half-hour of casa garbage, grrr man.

Re-bait stunk-trap with peanut-buttered bread, rebated breath man.

Come inside; Mrs. T-B. says, "Your dinner's cold," grrr man.

Eat cold dinner, ingest man.

Mini-B. excited over purchase of "Diesel Many with Talking Pinchy," Thomas man.

Play Trains with Mini-B., wee man.

Read "Moose's Loose Tooth" to enraptured Mini-B., wee man.

Read "Who Am I? Pets" to enraptured Mini-B., wee man.

Kiss top of little head goodnight, wee zzz man.

Go outside; think hear something in stunk-trap, apparition man.

Too dark to see, no see man.

Attempt nap with cat, miu man.

Too keyed-up to sleep, sigh zzz man; cat again has no problem, miu zzz man.

Dish the warsher, domestic man.

Play Wrappers with cat, purring-like-motorboat miu man.

Go outside just in time to be fumigated by mosquito-truck, fume man.

Play Wrappers with cat, purring-like-motorboat miu man.

Mrs. T-B. feels in Monthly Way but Monthly Way hasn't weighed in yet, Many days late man.

Cat jumps on lap, purring-like-motorboat miu man.

When can dislodge cat from lap, must de-dish the warsher, then cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie-babes!

[TBoneTX 46,294]

Cat prep zzz now, c u man.

[Asia 2,499]

Morning!

[TBoneTX 46,294]

Not fair, oj nie. Bad Present Asia! Bad, present PRESENT Asia!

To make amends, Bad Present Asia can furiously bonus all my posts, oj tak.