I Don't Often Rant; but When I Do, I Prefer to Rant on VJ

[TBoneTX 45,047]

why [...] not try a vbac the second time

Not to delve into the uterine world too deeply, but Mrs. T-B.'s OB-GYN is adamant that "once a C, always a C," C man. I've heard a great many experienced parents say "not necessarily, no man."

Well aren't we a little judgmental today?

C(-section), man?

1. I think Nik is just voicing her opinion.....

2. But I know that once you have a c section, the subsequent births should also be the same....

1. What I thought, too, si man.

2. Negatory, see above man.

[TBoneTX 45,047]

The tornado is Many.....

Age-correction above, continuous sigh man.

1. Stretch served skunk for dinner.

2. I had Atlantic cod....

1. Not our stunk, no man; it's in the neighbor's front yard, digging for insects.

2. A whole one, or a codpiece, huh man?

1. i am currently menstruating.

2. i did not bring up girl talk intentionally

1. Nooooooooooooooooooooo, man!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Yes you did, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh ma'am!!!!!!!

Tark got the hillbilly to catch the skunk......

Not our stunk, no man. It's in the neighbor's front yard, if you haven't noticed, see and no man. It's very cute, si man.

Edited October 4, 2014 by TBoneTX

[Ontarkie 14,193]

Not to delve into the uterine world too deeply, but Mrs. T-B.'s OB-GYN is adamant that "once a C, always a C," C man. I've heard a great many experienced parents say "not necessarily, no man."

C(-section), man?

You have some of the best doctors and hospital in Texas for VBAC. A friend actually just had her daughter in Texas at one of those hospitals. If your wife ever did want another and wanted to avoid a section, I can get you the names of some of them Doctors to see if she is a good candidate. She said one of the hospitals is like you are at a spa, it's so nice.

Think of OB as surgeons all their training is as such and they get to control so much more. going natural they just sit back and mom and baby control the floor.

[Ontarkie 14,193]

I'm truly surprised how many ppl think their doctor knows it all. It doesn't matter what doctor, OB/GYN, Pedi, Family they just blindly follow what ever they are told.

I once asked a question with the nurse as I was confused and she practically bit my head off because she thought I was questioning the care of my son. Well I was but that was not the point I wanted to know what he was actually trying to say was the issue.

[TBoneTX 45,047]

Fritos are not veggies either.....

Cheetos are, however man.

Forgot to broadcast that Mrs. T-B. bought me cheap last night, si man.

Cheap disappeared last night, too, ingest man.

Today, I bought her Cheeto, man, and Many bags thereof.

Unfortunately, one of the Many forced its way down my gullet, out foul ingest man.

Aggressive Cheeto should be banned, grrr man.

Wasn't Cheeto Tarzan's sidekick, huh man?

Tiff sees them, and [...] throws them out. After I told her don't throw them out until they clear.......

No wonder you can't grasp Polish math if you're THIS dense, duh man.

you have a wife who likes to throw things out

Perhaps the wife should be thrown out with the checkwater, consider man.

That was asking for trouble.

Si, D ma'am.

Oh did I mention I have two yes two sleeping littles

Won't last, no ma'am!

Mini-B. went to bed only a few minutes ago himself, reluctant wee himself man.

1. Tark is having a stroke and a half reading this ......

2. quick, now's your chance to make another one!

1. Tark is wondering when someone will come to his senses and de-wife, that's what man.

2. Go, D ma'am! Go go go go go, D and whee ma'am!

oh man..........fallopian chat again........

Thread-bans for the offendresses, huh man?

[Ontarkie 14,193]

Cheetos are, however man.

Forgot to broadcast that Mrs. T-B. bought me cheap last night, si man.

Cheap disappeared last night, too, ingest man.

Today, I bought her Cheeto, man, and Many bags thereof.

Unfortunately, one of the Many forced its way down my gullet, out foul ingest man.

Aggressive Cheeto should be banned, grrr man.

Wasn't Cheeto Tarzan's sidekick, huh man?

No wonder you can't grasp Polish math if you're THIS dense, duh man.

Perhaps the wife should be thrown out with the checkwater, consider man.

Si, D ma'am.

Won't last, no ma'am!

Mini-B. went to bed only a few minutes ago himself, reluctant wee himself man.

1. Tark is wondering when someone will come to his senses and de-wife, that's what man.

2. Go, D ma'am! Go go go go go, D and whee ma'am!

Thread-bans for the offendresses, huh man?

Cheetos are good, I like the Crunchy.

I had some cheaps that I bought in Canada, my secret stash.

Nope Lucas woke up twice and the Tornado once. Both back to sleep though. The little guy still needs to eat all night

And NO NO NO

Edited October 4, 2014 by Ontarkie

[TBoneTX 45,047]

I'm Many, I was Many when we starting trying. Before that I had Many as a definite end date. The chances of a woman conceiving, even with IVF, in my family past the age of Many are basically nil

In reading and deeply considering the above, I conclude that your chances are actually Many rather than nil, Calculus ma'am. And do you have any idea how old Mrs. T-B. was when she was parturient with Mini-B., huh ma'am?

1. Hopefully you get knocked up nice and fast.

2. I no need more kids I has enough

1. Now, THIS is how chicas OUGHT to talk, si man.

2. Birth 'em if you got 'em, fecund ma'am.

1. I'm not engaging in fallopian chat.....

2. Tiff is over Many for this second child.

1. One thing upon which we agree, few far between man.

2. That's not all that she is, no man...

Red alert, alarm man: Mosquito-trucks going by -- the little stunk will get covered in it, poor thing man!

Edited October 4, 2014 by TBoneTX

[kitthekat 1,317]

you have big hispanic market? also a fav there.

hints on shopping:

hispanic markets have stuff you recognize.

indian/paki/desi markets have stuff you recognize.

must to go ethnic, to stay ethnic.

sure, not YOUR ethnicity, but that's not the point - you find many things elsewhere - the 'supermarkets' not cater to you.

there is a small hispanic market just across the street. has very awful produce section, full of half rotting vegetables and fruit, but very cheap. i never shop there unless i'm all out of something and am desperate.

i have not found an indian market near us worth visiting. there is one small mom and pop store near my office but it is more of a convenience store, with some token indian snacks, and that's about it. we have found generic 'asian' markets and 'international' markets that stock indian produce and products (amongst many many many other ethnicities), but otherwise, it's a long drive for us. i still have not been able to find curry leaves. i want to make cereal prawns and it just can't be done without curry leaves!

[TBoneTX 45,047]

Tark you fool....run!!

Too late, sigh man... we've been Fallopian'd, spiral into the abyss man!

I don't think a lot of women really choose it the first time [...]

Newbie member gets sucked into the Fallopian palaver, sigh man...

I was too for the last two, how much over I won't tell

I can guess, see here ma'am: 1, 2, or Many, si ma'am. (Got it, first try, whee man!)

1. my grandmother was Many when she had my Mum and my Mum was Many when she had me.

2. And now I know it sucks because your own kids don't get to experience their grandparents very long.

1. As Mini-B. would observe, "That's a LOT of Many!"

2. Big serious sigh, man.

1. You cheap of nature.....

2. I'm in NYC man

Many. New shyt is cheaper than your garage sales man......

Many. and Many outta Many

Many. Hong Kong- Negative Many

1. Why, gracias for this high compliment, surprise man!

2. Poor, POOR baastard, sigh man...

Many. Never, unless it's perhaps on Many% closeout, no man.

Many. Polish-math skills proving why we should never listen to you, sigh and no man.

Many. As Mini-B. would observe, "That's a LOT of Many!"

tbone - you got hunting buddies - one of them's bound to have a tranq rifle with loads... come on.

Don't want to hurt the little stunk, no man... it's probably wondering what all the goopy spray on its fur is...

they have them in walmart too

Stunks in Arkansas Walmarts, huh ma'am?

[Ontarkie 14,193]

I can guess, see here ma'am: 1, 2, or Many, si ma'am. (Got it, first try, whee man!)

Stunks in Arkansas Walmarts, huh ma'am?

Too many many's I say

YOu probably could find them there too!

[TBoneTX 45,047]

must to go ethnic, to stay ethnic.

And once you goes ethnic, you nevvah goes non-ethnic, si and no man!

the shape my own body is

Fotos of Niki-B.'s body or it didn't happen, see or no ma'am.

You have some of the best doctors and hospital in Texas for VBAC. A friend actually just had her daughter in Texas at one of those hospitals. If your wife ever did want another and wanted to avoid a section, I can get you the names of some of them Doctors to see if she is a good candidate. She said one of the hospitals is like you are at a spa, it's so nice.

Think of OB as surgeons all their training is as such and they get to control so much more. going natural they just sit back and mom and baby control the floor.

What is VBAC, anyway, huh ma'am? Like hardtack?

I'm truly surprised how many ppl think their doctor knows it all. It doesn't matter what doctor, OB/GYN, Pedi, Family they just blindly follow what ever they are told.

I once asked a question with the nurse as I was confused and she practically bit my head off because she thought I was questioning the care of my son. Well I was but that was not the point I wanted to know what he was actually trying to say was the issue.

Doctors can be real sh1ts, sigh man. Noosers can be even worse, nooser man.

1. Cheetos are good, I like the Crunchy.

2. I had some cheaps that I bought in Canada, my secret stash.

Many. Nope Lucas woke up twice and the Tornado once. Both back to sleep though.

Many. The little guy still needs to eat all night

Many. And NO NO NO

1. So does Mrs. T-B. and that's what's downstairs, resist with every pore in body man.

2. Send cheaps here or they didn't happen in Canadia, no eh ma'am.

Many. Welcome to Mommyhood, D ma'am.

Many. Go for those chuchitos, whee wee man!

Many. And SI SI SI, D ma'am!

1. small hispanic market just across the street. has very awful produce section, full of half rotting vegetables and fruit

2. it just can't be done without curry leaves!

1. Sounds like no Hispanic market that I've ever gone to or heard of, perhaps a fake ma'am.

2. Ask politely enough and all curry leaves, de-vegetable ma'am.

Edited October 4, 2014 by TBoneTX

[Ontarkie 14,193]

What is VBAC, anyway, huh ma'am? Like hardtack?

Vag birth after c-section, Wonder is the first word even shorten would get censored?

Don't think you would want my cheaps. I got Ketchup and All Dressed

Edited October 4, 2014 by Ontarkie

[TBoneTX 45,047]

1. Too many many's I say

2. YOu probably could find them there too!

1. One can never have too many Manys, no ma'am.

2. Don't go to Walmart, so can't comment on the stunk inventory, no ma'am.

1. Vag birth after c-section, Wonder is the first word even shorten would get censored?

2. Don't think you would want my cheaps. I got Ketchup and All Dressed

1. Gracias and probably still so, write the Admiral ma'am.

2. No wonder Canadia is a Many'rd-world country, sigh ma'am.

[Ontarkie 14,193]

Ok I"m off to bed night. And Morning as it is about that time.

[TBoneTX 45,047]

My only hope now is for Commie-babes, Singapuras, or non-rubia Canadiennes to arrive, c u ma'am.

Friday report continued, see partially man:

On way to casa, gassed the T-B.-mobile at cheap station in bad 'hood, intrepid man.

Got only Many.Many mpg on previous tankful, sigh and grrr man.

Got a haircut (all of them, actually) at minority barbershop, load off my mind man.

Barber mentioned renewing his vows with wife for upcoming Many'th anniversary, Yes Dear man.

Informed him that Mrs. T-B. & I will have our Many'th anniversary late in month, similar timing man.

Barber asked whether we were renewing our vows, too, inquire man.

Informed him that my vow is to die early like All Husbands Do, bye man.

We laughed at my true humor, humor true man.

Arrived at casa; checked (empty) trap; watched Mini-B. play Trains, wee man.

Read book to peripatetic Mini-B., ADD wee man.

Had Mrs. T-B. read magazine aloud to demonstrate new elocution skills, she man.

Mrs. T-B. did quite well and even knew which words stumped her, she man.

Have gotten unfightably sleepy, no naps for last 2 eves man.

Shall imminently inspect stunk in its habitat, cat prep, and zzz man.

Community GSs beckon in morn, thrill of the hunt man.

Mornin', Commie-babes!