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Caryh Grand Master

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Ham egg and cheese on toast.....

You call that breakfast?

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Secretary was PMS-ing and angrily called in, sick. Fear she man. Must return to answering incoming clamoring for pre-owned toilet seats myself, c u tonight man.

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I just came up with a million dollar idea....

I buy 1000000000000 potato sacks....

I stamp a VJ logo on the side and sell them as a "Tarklar sack" for carrying food from buffets.....


You call that breakfast?

I call that jadas provisions for 3 days.....

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I just came up with a million dollar idea....

I buy 1000000000000 potato sacks....

I stamp a VJ logo on the side and sell them as a "Tarklar sack" for carrying food from buffets.....

don't forget to add the green symbol for recycling.

I call that jadas provisions for 3 days.....

it wasn't weeds, so it is not Jada's provisions.

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Tarklar is so cheap.......

At intersections, he asks the panhandlers for spare change for gas......

Tarklar is so cheap

He cleans his own windows with a dirty rag in traffic and demands the panhandlers pay him for doing so.

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You mean like this?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/221560118382?lpid=82

Tell Jonas to get that for you, or he doesn't love you.

$130,000 for a bag?????????????????????

For ONE bag?????????????????????????

You just gave me a heart attack!

For that amount of money I could get a nice apartment in my city!

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Tarklar is so cheap

He breaths through his nose so he won't wear out his teeth.

He reuses toilet paper as post-it notes.

He has rubber pockets for bring soup home from the buffet.

He makes a Scotsman look like a spendthrift

He still has the first penny he found on a sidewalk, and there's an indian on it.

His belt has no holes left to tighten

And that's all the praise I'm giving Tark today

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$130,000 for a bag?????????????????????

For ONE bag?????????????????????????

You just gave me a heart attack!

For that amount of money I could get a nice apartment in my city!

And for that kinda money, you can buy 1 square foot of land in Hong Kong central!

Wait....no, you can't.....

Tarklar is so cheap

He breaths through his nose so he won't wear out his teeth.

He reuses toilet paper as post-it notes.

He has rubber pockets for bring soup home from the buffet.

He makes a Scotsman look like a spendthrift

He still has the first penny he found on a sidewalk, and there's an indian on it.

His belt has no holes left to tighten

And that's all the praise I'm giving Tark today

And don't step on the cigarette butts on his floor, you'll turn off his heat...

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And for that kinda money, you can buy 1 square foot of land in Hong Kong central!

Wait....no, you can't.....

You can't because Beijing is gonna sink that island soon?

And don't step on the cigarette butts on his floor, you'll turn off his heat...

He invites politicians into his house to talk so he need not light the cigarette butts for heat.

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You can't because Beijing is gonna sink that island soon?

No I think it cost more than that in HK central.....

Land on Madison ave is about 150,000 psf.....

He invites politicians into his house to talk so he need not light the cigarette butts for heat.

If little bones pants pockets didn't have holes in them, he'd have nothing to play with.....

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If little bones pants pockets didn't have holes in them, he'd have nothing to play with.....

Hey no picking on mini-tark.

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That was really picking on Tark......

OK then its ok. But look out or mini-tark will take his Thomas the Train down the track with all the tanks straight to Hong Kong.

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Now enjoying afternoon coffee......


OK then its ok. But look out or mini-tark will take his Thomas the Train down the track with all the tanks straight to Hong Kong.

My daughter can kick his butt....

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