I Don't Often Rant; but When I Do, I Prefer to Rant on VJ

[TBoneTX 45,853]

omg now I am intrigued....

Some highways in Texas are Many (2x2x2x2x2x2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+1) mph, whee ma'am. Texas Many, Nueva York zero, man.

The pack to a dog consists of the leader of the pack and anyone the leader of the pack allows to stay. If you were the leader of her pack before, then she's packless today until some one or some dog takes over the pack leadership position. They really don't care about all the dogs that are not the leader, they can come and go. Dogs are truly live in the moment creatures. People and dogs can come and go without really affecting them, unless its the leader. It doesn't mean they forgot them, its just it doesn't really matter if they're not there.

I have a headache after reading this, Excedrin or at least Anacin man.

Well then you better get on taking selfies I think you missed that part!

Si, Steveklar -- fotos or you didn't not shower etc., no man.

I will start being hungry at Many pm

That's about/before/after the time when most people get hungry, obvious Jada ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,853]

You know Jada Steve started woman talk in his other thread

Baiting! Stirring the pot! Importing drama from other thread! Reported!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok now I need to figure out what to make for supper. I can do something and not worry about making it any hotter in the house.

1. Last night, Hubby should have gone out & drawn chalk circles around all the roadkill, D ma'am.

2. Today, you can go out to see what doesn't have a circle around it, and that can be supper, because it's fresh, si D ma'am.

Send the kids to go walk the road and see what they can scrape up for dinner?

Naive advice from a rookie, D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,853]

I am going to have some veggies

And I get hammered for repeating myself, huh man? Reported!!!!!!!!!!!!

I did not climb to the top of the food change to eat grass, si man.

At the risk that a Singapura might correct your grammar, shudder man:

"I did not climb to the top of the food CHAIN to eat grass, NO man," see man.

1. speaking of change.......where's Tarklar.......

2. I dun mean change, as in alter. I mean change, as in nickels and dimes

Many. OK, I gotta go shower and get ta work, what I look like you guys?

1. Holler and ye shall receive, ye man.

2. You're talkin' real money now, boy man.

Many. Fotos or you didn't look like no guys, see and no man.

no ha'pennies? If anyone would cut a penny in half in order to save some money, it would be Tark.

Illegal to damage U.S. money, see here man. Reported!!!!!!!!!!!!

As punishment for this blatant agreement with blatant libel, no meat for your supper tonight, oj nie.

a Many carat diamond

P-math corrected AGAIN, incorrigible man.

Tank U fer fixen ma taypo!

Welcome, si man. Is Wifey giving you taypo AGAIN, she man?

Edited October 1, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,853]

1. football. It's is never on in this house, boys like hockey and now my little tornado like hockey we are getting her own hockey stick.

2. I guess the piggies would be all gone though.

1. New citizens are supposed to assimilate, see here man, and disavow furrin activities like this "hockey" that is periodically mentioned. It's in your oath of citizenship, see man.

2. Come here and shoot cherself a skunk, si man.

yah who's making sure they're stuffing the sausages correctly?

Yeah, man, and who's scraping the roadkill off the sidewalk for Ontarklar's dinner, huh man?

Hmmmph, man. Too many insults in this here thread, see man, so I shall return to work (actual work, not Steveklar-level work, si and no man). This hemiweek's sales pending, whee man! Evenin'/Afternoon, Commie-babes with your largely unbestowed +1 inventories, oj tak!

Edited October 1, 2014 by TBoneTX

[Caryh 5,206]

At the risk that a Singapura might correct your grammar, shudder man:

"I did not climb to the top of the food CHAIN to eat grass, NO man," see man.

Illegal to damage U.S. money, see here man. Reported!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 how can I quote a Tark saying without the word change, as in money, coming into my head?

it was a simple Freudian slip

2 then why does the zoo have machines that smash a penny and put tiger and gorilla images on them? It is not illegal to damage and destroy money, as much as that thought might horrify you.

Edited October 1, 2014 by Caryh

[Caryh 5,206]

Welcome, si man. Is Wifey giving you taypo AGAIN, she man?

Wifey has been a good wifey since my sincere indignation of her last taypo session. Could possibly be due to my offering her a return ticket home or a ride to her preferred place of residence if she wanted to act out the way she was going about it. Or maybe because its not that time of the month again.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

The train that just went by sounded like a dying seal. Eek.

[Caryh 5,206]

The train that just went by sounded like a dying seal. Eek.

must have been a dying seal in one of those Bakkan oil tanks

[SAT 9,609]

The train that just went by sounded like a dying seal. Eek.

How far is this train from you?

[Caryh 5,206]

How far is this train from you?

I'm guessing the train is so close, its the reason why her house is falling apart.

[SAT 9,609]

I'm guessing the train is so close, its the reason why her house is falling apart.

What does this have anything to do with Tark being cheap?

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

How far is this train from you?

There are two tracks through town as is common here. I'm not sure if this one was 2 blocks or 5. The grain trains come through quite a bit.

[SAT 9,609]

I thought grain trains only go through once a year. And I thought nothing grows where you are.

Soil too cold, water is ice, no can grow very nice rice.....

[SAT 9,609]

Another one of our staff members is in the ER with chest pains......

That's 2 in 6 months.

I think soon or job applications here will read.....

"Why do you want to work for this company?"

"So I can have a heart attack and go out on disability"

Speaking of disabilities, where's Darklar?

What a loser.....first he says "oh start the HK thread, me wanna pray...."

Now he's gone with the wind.....

Edited October 1, 2014 by SAT

[Darnell 8,479]

sorry - O Midget BoatMan - velly busy wit da divorce docs today. plus school. and gym. and running errands. and moving horse manure. and and and...

I could not get IMG tags to work in yer topic - I'm so sorry... must have been a pooter errah..