I Don't Often Rant; but When I Do, I Prefer to Rant on VJ

[Merrytooth 5,748]

I did not climb to the top of the food change chain to eat grass, si man.

[Caryh 5,206]

speaking of change.......where's Tarklar.......

I dun mean change, as in alter. I mean change, as in nickels and dimes

no ha'pennies? If anyone would cut a penny in half in order to save some money, it would be Tark.

[JTB11 1,079]

[SAT 9,609]

no ha'pennies? If anyone would cut a penny in half in order to save some money, it would be Tark.

Tark is so tight.......

if you put a lump of coal in his ####### for a day, you'd have a 3 carat diamond......

[Caryh 5,206]

I did not climb to the top of the food change chain to eat grass, si man.

Tank U fer fixen ma taypo!

[SAT 9,609]

Tank U fer fixen ma taypo!

nuttin worst than a grandma police

Edited October 1, 2014 by SAT

[Ontarkie 14,193]

that's so boring.....you go get a javelina right now!

What is that?

nuttin worst than a grandma police

I must drive them nuts!

[Darnell 8,478]

Morning everyone,

sent off ROC yesterday finally. Hopefully all goes well. Spoke to my husband's aunt couple of days ago told her about it (over facebook)...she said nobody will be surprised that MIL created a monster of a son and he needs some serious help. Sigh....coulda told me this before hand huh ? Granted, they did not know me and I don't speak until I get really comfy with people.

Driving is awesome. Keeping speed under 80....difficult. At 60...even harder

JOB report nowish, prease.

[SAT 9,609]

What is that?

Can somebody from south of the Mason Dixon please inform our transplant Dixiechick what a Javelina is?

Tank U fer fixen ma taypo!

Toothache's husband must hate her!

[Darnell 8,478]

What is that?

Well, yer in Ar-KanSas -

home of the Razorbacks ( A type of Hawg )

and

a JavaLina is also a type o Hawg but

is leaner/meaner/faster/smaller than a feral pig

and usually

tougher to hunt.

[SAT 9,609]

now tell the hillbilly to go get one from the backyard!

[Ontarkie 14,193]

Well, yer in Ar-KanSas -

home of the Razorbacks ( A type of Hawg )

and

a JavaLina is also a type o Hawg but

is leaner/meaner/faster/smaller than a feral pig

and usually

tougher to hunt.

Ah now that makes sense. He gave up his hunting lease this year, he hasn't had time to use it the past 3 yrs. But those seem to be pretty abundance on the lease.

Now for the Razorback, I hate football. It's is never on in this house, boys like hockey and now my little tornado like hockey we are getting her own hockey stick.

now tell the hillbilly to go get one from the backyard!

Now that he would love to do. Well not in our backyard he would be paranoid with the kids out there. Well I guess the piggies would be all gone though.

[SAT 9,609]

alright, I ain't got time to play with you people....I have to go to work!

well....at least...I have to stop at work.....

[Caryh 5,206]

alright, I ain't got time to play with you people....I have to go to work!

well....at least...I have to stop at work.....

yah who's making sure they're stuffing the sausages correctly?

[TBoneTX 45,039]

I got it....you used to be the guy inside, and now you're the guy outside.....

The opposite, see man: Formerly door-to-door, now chiefly inside sales. Periodically go back out on road to train team members, sell POTSs man.

1. sent off ROC yesterday finally

2. Keeping speed under Many....difficult. At Many...even harder

1. Congrats, oj tak, but what about the mail-order brownies that you have sent or will send, huh ma'am?

2. In Texas, Many is the speed at which we go through a car-warsh, si man.

it is hard to change your ways after Many

You babes are lucky, see man. You're your actual age until you're Many, then you're Many between that age and Many, and then you're Many for all the rest of your Many years, even when you're Many. We guys are all envious of this mathematical reality, si man.

In Equ, apparently blonde brains are packed into the black hair model.

Perhaps, but Mrs. T-B. was distracted, tired, or ADD'ing again, she man.

1. women talk alert, all men ignore this post:

2. I am almost back to normal female monthlies Many-Many days yay ! this is the 2nd month or Many'rd in a row !! Pain pills are life saver though....I feel horrible. Forgotten just how nauseated and in pain one could get. Couch is my friend. Best friend.

1. Oh, oj nie... Fallopian talk?! NIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

2. Had to read this to correct the P-math. Noooooooooooooooooooooo, man!!!!!!!!!!

Edited October 1, 2014 by TBoneTX