I Don't Often Rant; but When I Do, I Prefer to Rant on VJ

[SAT 9,609]

come on and do it - i'll pray arong, arso can.

Na, they'll TOS me lol

"Oh ah no.....I got my grove dirty......"

[SAT 9,609]

And why are those police vans still upright and not on fire?

What is the meaning of this riot?

[SAT 9,609]

ok.....I started it.....

[NikLR 13,227]

Ugh. Political stuff not wanted in rant thread.

[SAT 9,609]

Consider it satire......

[NikLR 13,227]

Your thread, do what you want, but we're not in CE&HT forum and I like it that way.

[SAT 9,609]

But it's not political, it's humor....

Anyway, I started a separate thread.....

[TBoneTX 45,037]

Get back to work, whadaya think the sausages are gonna stuff themselves?

Underlings do that now, eye roll man, from whatever's in the toilets from which resalable seats are being removed, see man. Your ignorance of the industry is appalling, gag man.

[TBoneTX 45,037]

2 hemipenis - you heard of the man who spoke with forked tongue, well the snake f's with forked penls

Wouldn't these also qualify as a bipenis, huh man?

i'd rather the curtains over the tin foil I've seen.

Tin foil is a GREAT heat-repellant, D ma'am, arguably second only to a sliced panel from a cardboard box held on by duct tape, whee man.

I have a/c again.

An acromioclavicular joint, huh ma'am? Everyone has at least two of those, see ma'am.

ok, you have flipped a lid.....

I'm gonna have to send the california mountain snake to put you outta your misery......

Stop it!

Stop being a cheap Tarkstard, go to a fook slaon, find a nice Malaysian hair washer, get shampooed (even if you only have Many hairs), and an upper body massage. And chill out!

Tell her to give you a facial, tip her 20 bucks.

For a minute, it seemed as though Bro D had typed this, si man, except for the "slaon" (English-only outside the regional forums, reported man).

Edited October 1, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,037]

Actual conversation tonight, see and sigh man:

T-B. [ecstatically]: My mail-order stuff came today! We got great deals!

Mrs. T-B.: On what?

T-B.: Remember how you've been beetching about the napkins that I come home with?

Mrs. T-B.: Si.

T-B.: On-line, I got Many packs of Bounty quilted napkins at a net 2 cents per napkin.

Mrs. T-B.: Is that good?

T-B.: Shoplet.com beat Quill.com by a fraction of a cent per napkin.

Mrs. T-B.: Is that good?

T-B.: Si! Plus, I was $1.Many over the threshold for free shipping.

[Mrs. T-B. looks blank]

T-B.: The other order was soft glop for M. [cat].

Mrs. T-B.: Did you need to buy that?

T-B.: Well, it came out to just .Many per can, which matches or beats the in-store prices...

Mrs. T-B.: Si?

T-B.: ...and ordering Many cases of Many cans put me .Many cents over for free shipping.

[Mrs. T-B. looks blank]

T-B.: Aren't you proud of my mail-order stuff?

Mrs. T-B. [blankly]: What mail-order stuff?

T-B. [to self]:

Other actual conversation tonight, see and sigh man:

T-B.: Very soon, I have to go to Costco to use those free coupons. We need peas, right?

Mrs. T-B.: What's the difference between "beece" and "beece"?

T-B.: Between what?! There's no difference.

Mrs. T-B. [enunciating again in Ecuador fashion]: No -- between "beece" and "beece."

T-B. [wildly guessing]: You mean between "peas" and "peace"?

Mrs. T-B.: Say that again?

T-B.: "PEAZZZ" and "PEASSSSE"!

Mrs. T-B.: Si.

T-B.: "Peas" is when you have more than one pea. "Peace" is the absence of war.

[Mrs. T-B. looks blank.]

T-B.: Do you hear the difference between the two?

Mrs. T-B. [blankly]: Difference between what?

T-B. [to self]:

Edited October 1, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,037]

Tuesday report, see man:

Stopped for Many'th time at dry-cleaner in search of lost shirt, grrr man.

Clerkette said, "They found it! Here it is!"

Shirt was 2 neck-sizes & Many sleeve-sizes too small, duh man.

Clerkette said, "But it's your shirt! It has your tag on it."

Said, "It's not my shirt. This is my Many'th trip here. Now FIND it!"

Clerkette said, "You have to wait a week or two, in case another customer turns it in."

Said, "It's already BEEN over a week. Where IS it?"

Clerkette said, "It was probably sent somewhere else. [Other clerkette] will call you."

Said, "You swore that she would call me today, but she didn't."

Clerkette: "That's because they found your shirt" [points at wrong shirt].

Left place steaming, grrrrrrrrr man.

Will "audition" other dry-cleaners tomorrow, si man.

Criteria, see man: In-house processing, full Saturday hours, price, & specials (in order), si man.

Came home to jovial Mini-B., wee man.

Mini-B. showed Daddy a telescope (= empty paper-towel roll), wee man.

Mini-B. proved its capabilities by locating Daddy with it, wee man.

Ate excellent dinner, ingest man, cooked by Mrs. T-B., Steveklar man.

Played Wrappers with expectant cat, miu man.

Played Play-Doh with Mini-B., wee man.

Built towers of wooden blocks so Mini-B. could crash Thomas into them, wee man.

Read 2 books to Mini-B., wee man.

Said good night to Mini-B., wee zzz man; went for own nap, whee zzz man.

Slept like a baastard, zzz man.

Awoke to alarm to find cat cradled in elbow, miu zzz man.

Cat remained in bed for 2 hours afterwards, miu zzz man.

Opened mail-order purchases, Christmas every day man.

Came upstairs to computer, VJ man.

Cat drops wrapper at feet, miu man.

Played Wrappers with cat, miu man.

Cat appeared to lose interest, miu man.

Came upstairs to computer, VJ man.

Cat drops wrapper at feet, miu man.

Played Wrappers with cat, miu man.

Cat now dozing on floor, effectively trapping us in chair at desk, miu zzz trap man.

Eventually: further cat then prep then zzz, man.

Mornin', Commie-babes!

[Asia 2,496]

Morning!

[Jacque67 7,328]

Frenchy sent me a goodnight kiss in PM.......

Ok let's talk about Poland now......

Tomorrow is October Fool's day in Poland......

Dream on!!!

[SAT 9,609]

Underlings do that now, eye roll man, from whatever's in the toilets from which resalable seats are being removed, see man. Your ignorance of the industry is appalling, gag man.

I got it....you used to be the guy inside, and now you're the guy outside.....

[SAT 9,609]

Dream on!!!

lmao.....