I Don't Often Rant; but When I Do, I Prefer to Rant on VJ

[Asia 2,496]

Asia your's looks much better than the catalogue foto, yum man!

Thank you

[Asia 2,496]

If I can catch the baby lizard, I'll feed it to the skunk, oj tak. There -- happy now, huh ma'am?

No way, oj nie!

Baby lizard should be returned to their mommy.

[Asia 2,496]

First I'll claim not to have seen the rules here, but this is my wife playing with crabs. Wish I caught her dealing with the feistier jumping out of the fry pan ones.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=936689153013524

I've never eaten crabs

[Asia 2,496]

my mom just happily agreed to plan a malay-muslim wedding for jonas and i back in singapore...scheduled for 2016

It's great to hear that she's finally accepting your life choices!

[SAT 9,609]

I've never eaten crabs

You mean to tell me that the federal reserve committee didn't treat you to some nice crabs?

[Ontarkie 14,193]

Just went outside, outer man.

Mosquito-spraying truck's earlier passage ineffective, bite me man.

Heard, in otherwise peaceful 'hood, lengthy screeches from a cat-fight, miu man.

Wonder if cat encountered skunk, bite and stink man.

If so, poor cat, sigh miu man.

Have not yet invested in mothballs, no and sigh man.

See below

Rant #Many, see man:

Went for Many'th time to dry-cleaners to see if they found the shirt that they'd lost, grrr man. Am still getting runaround, run man. This (not first time at all, no man) plus constant overcharges plus constant early closures for Hindu holidays has steeled my resolve to switch cleaners after Many (2x2x2+2+1) years, si and sigh man. A prerequisite will be that the cleaning be done on-site without shipment to middlemen or a remote location, si and without man.

Cleaner practically next door fits above criterion, fit man, but is beastly expen$ive, ouch man. Will shop around, see and see and see and (if necessary) see man.

Now why on earth do you need a Dry cleaner to add a bunch of chemicals to your cloths, you could easily just stay outside when the bug sprayer goes by

Speaking of bug sprayer that darn guy went by last night we had to run around to shut all the windows for a bit

[Caryh 5,206]

1- you'd have to see a "before" pic of the pygmy to understand....she's normally 5-1, 110 lbs. Now she's 4-09, 200 lbs.

2- Thank you, you're too kind.

She is looking kinda fat now. How far along is she now?

[SAT 9,609]

She is looking kinda fat now. How far along is she now?

She only been prego for 3 weeks

[Caryh 5,206]

No way, oj nie!

Baby lizard should be returned to their mommy.

Are you aware the reason the mommy lizard was chasing the baby lizards, was to eat them? Lizards do not care for their young, outside alligator and crocodiles.

She only been prego for 3 weeks

liar

[Caryh 5,206]

AAA membership dues was due this two weeks ago, I neglected to make the payment, lazy and forgetful man. Wife came home with a low tire pressure warning last night, I put air in her tire. This morning before leaving for work she has a low tire pressure alarm again. Same tire, I inspect closer and find a bolt in the tire. Added air, hope she's all right to get to and from work today.

[Caryh 5,206]

1- awesome!! Very happy for you and Jonas!

2- Am I invited? (Forget the rest of the Marklarz here, they can't afford to go to Singlapore, I can.....)

2A- Is that when they...um.....you know....kinda...um....cut you so that you can't enjoy sex ever again? Like a good taliban?

2B- Are they serving curry goat at the wedding?

They may need and infidel to behead!

my mom just happily agreed to plan a malay-muslim wedding for jonas and i back in singapore...scheduled for 2016

Congrats Kittthekat, finally in 2016 you can give it up two him. But why so far in the future?

Edited September 30, 2014 by Caryh

[SAT 9,609]

They may need and infidel to behead!

Congrats Kittthekat, finally in 2016 you can give it up two him. But why so far in the future?

1- them l soap Singaporas sure like to behead people......

2- because it is not near o in the future......

[Ontarkie 14,193]

I would think it is because mom wants to plan like crazy, and Kit needs to save up to help/get there.

[Jacque67 7,328]

Hi y'all. Great read. Catching up...

[SAT 9,609]

Look it's Frenchy....

It's 9:14, there are 2 people in the office......