I Don't Often Rant; but When I Do, I Prefer to Rant on VJ

[Merrytooth 5,748]

my mom just happily agreed to plan a malay-muslim wedding for jonas and i back in singapore...scheduled for 2016

Congratulations!

Jonas going to convert to muslim?

Do you have to do an official marriage ceremony (ROM) to get the Singapore marriage certificate?

[TBoneTX 45,035]

I'll have to settle for the hot chick......

You should have and still can, see man...

1. Get back to work.......

2. Whadaya think the sewers are gonna unclog themselves?

1. ...says the pot to the kettle, see here man.

2. Read your own thread, see man -- got promoted ages ago, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,035]

1. All this 1 2 stuff makes me think you're doing jumping jacks while posting in the forum, coordinated is man.

2.a. 2 Chickens are not, they be food.

2.b. 1 my wife is skilled with a machete, I ought to sic her on them. but then they might get colds.

2.c. 2 Ice Ice baby

1. I always stop with 2, because any more becomes Many, and that's 2 Many, see man.

2.a.b.c. Good way to get around your Polish-math requirement, nailed you man.

I already got a wedding ban right on my finger.

Where's the +Many,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 button, huh man?

the ban on my finger has been there almost Many years now.

That's 2 Many, sigh man.

Socrates died from an overdose of Wedlock, si man.

Why do married men die first? They want to, c u man.

You are stupid...

Finally! Where's the +Many,000,000,000 button, huh man?

Hmmm may need to think of a harsher punishment.

There IS no harsher punishment, no and sigh ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,035]

How about making me move to Arkansas?

It's a punishment only if the marital ball-&-chain is brought along, see man.

I want to move to, or at least visit, here man: Toad Suck, Arkansas.

Singapore was sold out by the FamiLee

Lee, ma'am?

They flipped a boat, but couldn't get the wet bottom to start on fire.

If they were to flip a house, they could make a profit, $i man.

The down side is that well you would also have to hear ppl speak here.

Si, ma'am -- too many Canadians. A veritable foreign invasion, too, si ma'am.

they don't even know how to say Kansas right! Sas is Sass, not saw!

What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkansas, see man.

[TBoneTX 45,035]

ahem. for cary:

And if one has more than 1 + 1, it becomes "I love Many piss off my neighbors," P-math man.

[TBoneTX 45,035]

What kind of protest would it be without.....

1- rioting

2- looting

Many- fires

Many- molitive cocktails

Many- flipped police cars

Many- broken windows

Many- tanks

What kind of post would this have been with the correct use of Polish math, huh man?

And what's a molitive cocktail (one or Many), huh man?

Post Sandy looting

Many black out looting

Crown heights riots

Washington heights riots

Tompkins square riots

But the NYPD is Many strong.....

No looting or riots in Texas, no man. Texas yet again Many, Ciudad de Nueva York zero, whee man.

P-math also corrected above, incorrigible man.

House temp is up to Many. Oh I bet we see over Many pretty soon.

1. Take off your clothes

2. Blow on a friend

Many. Think clean thoughts, D ma'am

Quick! Go book a hotel room nearby.

But what becomes of her Many,000,000 kids, huh ma'am?

This %$#@*& marklin camera got me again!! This is bull&^$% !! It's a &^%@#$&* RIP OFF!

Houston, for one, got rid of its cameras, si man. Texas Many, Cd. de Nueva York zero, still man.

Edited September 30, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,035]

I got hit with 2 tickets before I even knew it was there. mafa.....sun beach.....

I'm changing routes to work!

Driving through Sun Beach, huh man? That's Mafa territory, horse's head on pillow man.

Tiff is cooking......

Imposteress! Space alien taking over body! Call the authorities, plea man!

Gorgeous range and pans - am experiencing kitchen envy.

She makes Steveklar clean up the kitchen, even when she doesn't make him anything, see and no ma'am.

she's normally Many-1, Many lbs. Now she's Many-Many, Many lbs.

Way to characterize the little... er, big... er, Many woman, si man.

Stretch used to be Many-02. Now, after Many kids, she's Many ft tall......

Polish and Arkansan math corrected, see man.

[TBoneTX 45,035]

1. Stuffed myself with perhaps the Many'th meal Tiff ever cooked

2. I feel kinda fat now......

1. Mrs. T-B. had done this within a month of her arrival, comparison she man.

2. "Honey, does this dress make me look fat?" "No, Dear -- you ARE fat!"

my mom just happily agreed to plan a malay-muslim wedding for jonas and i back in singapore...scheduled for Many

Depending on when Many is, congratulations, si ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,035]

1-

2- Am I invited? (Forget the rest of the Marklarz here, they can't afford to go to Singlapore, I can.....)

2A-

2B-

Steveklar is funding the regular participants' pilgrimage to Sin Poor, whee man!

Note the devious way of masking one's illiteracy in Polish math, see man.

[TBoneTX 45,035]

1. sleeping many many hours a day

2. They have guides for some of the hospital in the southern part of the state about FGM

1. Via P-math, too -- good job, si ma'am.

2. What's FGM, huh ma'am? "Fooks Getting Married" or something?

The obgyn is only Many minutes away, but the hospital is very very small and with some things like the NT scan we have coming up, we have to go to Fargo.

Why not go to Neargo, which is closer, instead of to Fargo, huh ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,035]

Rant, see man: Am on a waiting list for a skunk-trap, unbelievable man.

Rant #2, see man: Had to awaken from glorious postprandial nap, grog man.

Rant #Many, see man: Must stay awake to de-dish the warsher, no zzz man.

Rant #Many, see man: Must arise at o'dark-Many for bank business, $i and $igh man.

[TBoneTX 45,035]

Just went outside, outer man.

Mosquito-spraying truck's earlier passage ineffective, bite me man.

Heard, in otherwise peaceful 'hood, lengthy screeches from a cat-fight, miu man.

Wonder if cat encountered skunk, bite and stink man.

If so, poor cat, sigh miu man.

Have not yet invested in mothballs, no and sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,035]

Rant #Many, see man:

Went for Many'th time to dry-cleaners to see if they found the shirt that they'd lost, grrr man. Am still getting runaround, run man. This (not first time at all, no man) plus constant overcharges plus constant early closures for Hindu holidays has steeled my resolve to switch cleaners after Many (2x2x2+2+1) years, si and sigh man. A prerequisite will be that the cleaning be done on-site without shipment to middlemen or a remote location, si and without man.

Cleaner practically next door fits above criterion, fit man, but is beastly expen$ive, ouch man. Will shop around, see and see and see and (if necessary) see man.

[TBoneTX 45,035]

Monday report, see man:

Fairly groggy all day, but managed to sell Many POTS (pre-owned toilet seats), whee man.

At casa, handled garbage, can man.

Played trains and read books with Mini-B., wee man.

Took aforementioned roaring-yet-inadequate nap, zzz man.

Shall imminently de-dish the warsher, de man.

Then cat prep not-enough-zzz man.

Mornin', Commie-babes (including absent, ABSENT Asia with Many unused +1s, oj tak)!

[Asia 2,496]

Morning!