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Caryh Grand Master

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A properly prepared crab does not ever get boiled, or see hot water!

All I know is how she made the crabs turned out great, and now water was boiled or steamed in the process.

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Ah then she must be the female version of the alpha male around here.....

next thing you know she'l be signing your pay check and buying a good phone system because she no care if the sales girl is hot.

I wish I can 1+ my own post :)

I covered you on that one :dancing:

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maybe down with heat stroke because her husband buys cheap blower motors for the AC unit.

Dam that hill Billy! He mistreating stretch I tell ya!

she no care if the sales girl is hot.

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It'd be kinky if she cares........

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Just took 2 Tylenol. I'm up to about 6 a day.....

Where did you take them? And does Tiff know about your infatuation with Tylenol?

:lol::lol::lol:

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I won't be that generous with my +1's to you, animal cruelty man.

If I can catch the baby lizard, I'll feed it to the skunk, oj tak. There -- happy now, huh ma'am?

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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1. Assault Many is like punching someone with a closed fist. Not a big deal.

2. The G building....is the psyche ward at kings county hospital.....

1. Can it be Many if there was only one punch, huh man?

2. They kicked you out of Bellevue because they said you were crazy, si man.

supposed to be Many today and it's already Many% humidity.

Well, that sounds either not too bad or awful, si ma'am.

Tiff is home today. Maybe I'll send her to get a chicken......

Which you would then have to prepare, henpecked man.

1. Same with a broken toilet seat, you see a lot of broken ones, and you see signs at public toilets telling people not to squat using the seat, as they get broken that way.

2. I'd love to have access to fresh killed chicken. My wife could barbecue up chicken intestines then! Love those, but we never seem to be able to find the intestines to make them from in the USA.

1. $$$$$$$$$$$i, man?

2. Watch out for Asia's animal-cruelty brigade, oj tak.

1. the Spanish speaking workers in the meat department

2. didn't seem to understand me and just rattled off something in Spanish

1. They've taken over because of transferable skills with machetes, si man.

2. They probably understand you, si man, unless they can't, no man, and they were almost certainly telling you "Relax, Gringo -- I'm legal!"

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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the crab

You have crabs?! She has crabs?! Seek medical attention immediately, plea man!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Speaking of hurricanes, where's stretch......

Was doing dishes, feeding baby and checking all fans are on in the house.

maybe down with heat stroke because her husband buys cheap blower motors for the AC unit.

Pretty dang close. Hubby did come home at lunch to check on us and see if I wanted the truck to go to the mall to stay cool. But two cranky babies in the mall does not sound fun for me. It's 81 in the house right now:(

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there's Many people looking for me at the same time.

Well, pay your debts and Mafia fees and you'll be fine, see man.

"Good morning! Smith, Smith, Smith, & Smith Law Firm! How may I direct your call?"

"Mr. Smith, please."

"Sorry, but he's in conference."

"Mr. Smith, please."

"Sorry, but he's in court."

"Mr. Smith, please."

"Sorry, but he's on vacation."

"Mr. Smith, please."

"Speaking."

It's not me that answer the phones here anyway.

Got promoted to toilet-cleaner, huh man?

In the great snow storm of Many, and Sandy Many, it paid off....

As did NOT your Polish-math studies, no and sigh man.

throwing the crabs right in a fry pan rather than steaming or boiling them, but they turned out great the way she made them. And she had fun whacking the suckers back into the pan when they tried to jump out.

Asia!!! Animal cruelty, oj tak!!!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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