I Don't Often Rant; but When I Do, I Prefer to Rant on VJ

[Darnell 8,478]

ain't got live chickens at the Asian markets around here.

My wife, like many wives, fails to heed the advice of their husbands at times.

so, you have a case of instant noodles hanging by a section of duct tape, in the ceiling of the garage, where she can't reach it, right?

Man's gotta eat !

[SAT 9,609]

get three phones you cheap marklar and roll the calls over to the other phones when busy, so you can answer them all!

We have a phone system by Black Box. I meant there's 3 people looking for me at the same time.

[Caryh 5,206]

so, you have a case of instant noodles hanging by a section of duct tape, in the ceiling of the garage, where she can't reach it, right?

Man's gotta eat !

I ain't letting her keep her noodles in the garage! She made a mighty fine pansit to go with the crab last night though. She gave me a good laugh when she was putting the crab in the fry pan, they kept trying to jump out and she was screaming and laughing knocking them back in.

[SAT 9,609]

It's not me that answer the phones here anyway. The new girl took off today.

[Caryh 5,206]

We have a phone system by Black Box. I meant there's 3 people looking for me at the same time.

If they're looking for you, then you need a GPS tracking unit with your location forwarded to a web page.

It's not me that answer the phones here anyway. The new girl took off today.

See you train even the new ones not to work there.

[Darnell 8,478]

I ain't letting her keep her noodles in the garage! She made a mighty fine pansit to go with the crab last night though. She gave me a good laugh when she was putting the crab in the fry pan, they kept trying to jump out and she was screaming and laughing knocking them back in.

sorry, that case of noodles is for you, to handle your food needs, not hers. only you access it, never cooking for her.. is useful as she learns about 'not buy food daily' routine.

crab? drop in boiling water pot until dead, then transfer to fry pan to finish up.

[Darnell 8,478]

We have a phone system by Black Box. I meant there's 3 people looking for me at the same time.

if the actual brand, then suggest you reprogram it a bit... it's possible, if'n you know the right dtmf/ dmtf codes... have it ring at the next available desk station, and never yours.

Edited September 29, 2014 by Darnell

[SAT 9,609]

If they're looking for you, then you need a GPS tracking unit with your location forwarded to a web page.

See you train even the new ones not to work there.

I didn't train her....

if the actual brand, then suggest you reprogram it a bit... it's possible, if'n you know the right dtmf/ dmtf codes... have it ring at the next available desk station, and never yours.

Yes, black box Inc.....not crazy about it. But the chick that sold it to us was super hot

[SAT 9,609]

I always have a box of nissin noodles in the house.

In the great snow storm of 2010, and Sandy 2012, it paid off....

[SAT 9,609]

Speaking of hurricanes, where's stretch......

[Caryh 5,206]

sorry, that case of noodles is for you, to handle your food needs, not hers. only you access it, never cooking for her.. is useful as she learns about 'not buy food daily' routine.

crab? drop in boiling water pot until dead, then transfer to fry pan to finish up.

Oh I never come close to going hungry. Her cooking has put 20 lbs on me since she arrived. If I don't eat enough, she pouts thinking I didn't like her cooking. Plus she's a wonderful cook, so I don't tell her how to make things. I was surprised to see her throwing the crabs right in a fry pan rather than steaming or boiling them, but they turned out great the way she made them. And she had fun whacking the suckers back into the pan when they tried to jump out.

And I never ever eat instant noodles.

[SAT 9,609]

sorry, that case of noodles is for you, to handle your food needs, not hers. only you access it, never cooking for her.. is useful as she learns about 'not buy food daily' routine.

crab? drop in boiling water pot until dead, then transfer to fry pan to finish up.

A properly prepared crab does not ever get boiled, or see hot water!

[Caryh 5,206]

I didn't train her....

You trained her by her watching you.

[SAT 9,609]

Speaking of crabs....lol....

Where's Tarklar.....

[Caryh 5,206]

Speaking of hurricanes, where's stretch......

maybe down with heat stroke because her husband buys cheap blower motors for the AC unit.