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TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,394

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Are you building your 'tiny house' today?

I want one like this

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I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blowwwww your house down, sayonara casa ma'am.

Wow man what a quiet day here

Just wait until things liven up during Monologue Time, see man!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,394

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1. Lowes for the Build and grow work shop. T-bone if you haven't take your little guy to one. It says it's for Many and up but they will still let the younger ones do it.

2. I also signed her up to do an EMS truck at Home depot for next Sat. Sign up for Lowes opens Monday for the Haunted house and she will be going to that too.

Many. Oh and they are FREEEEE

Many. Did Many loads of laundry.

Many. had a coupon and then the sales saved me big bucks.

Many. Before she even said the cost I was saying no

Many. Yay for Green Eggs and Ham!

Many. All Dressed chips are calling me.

1. First I've heard of it, new man. Mini-B. is Many, so he can do it, wee man.

2. First I'd heard of them, new man.

Many. I love it and you, si ma'am.

Many. Slacker, ma'am... I've done 2 already even before regular Thread-Laundress-type material.

Many. I love you, si ma'am.

Many. I love you, si ma'am.

Many. See below, see ma'am.

Many. I will not eat cheaps in a house, I will not eat cheaps with a mouse, no and no man;

I will not eat cheaps in a box, I will not eat them with a fox, no and no man;

I will not eat cheaps here or there; I will not eat cheaps ANYwhere (no and no man)!

I do not like those All Dressed cheaps; I do not like them, see here ma'am!

Oh I forgot to mention that my legs are killing.

Whom are they killing, huh ma'am? Should they be arrested and charged, huh ma'am?

Better fix the MANY loads of laundry.

Another star pupil, like cream man, rises to the top, si man! Yay to Niki-Bone, whee ma'am!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,394

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Saturday GS report, see man:

Today was rife with a great Many GSs, all of which were attended by moi, me man.

The Take, whee man:

Many glass jars @ a dime apiece = half of half a buck + a nickel, si man

Large serrated knife, road atlas, receipt book = $2, si man

New leather belt = $Many ($2+$1), si man

Erasable magnetic calendar, 2 luggage tags with Kohl's sticker still on = half a buck, si man

Many-pc. flannel queen sheets, Many-piece towel set, nearly full box of #Many envelopes = $Many.Many*

Many (2+1) foam seat-cushions = $2, si man

Double set of almost-new pima-cotton towels (total pieces = 2x2x2) = $Many ($2+$2+$2), si man

Full bottle of astringent = $1, si man

Unexpired bottle of Many Vitamin-D tablets = $1, si man

Small power-launcher car for Mini-B. = $1, si wee man

-----

Total = $Many, si man

====

*At an ES where everything was Many% (2x2x2x2x2+2+1%) off = for $2x2x2x2 - .02 more than half a buck), whee man

All hunt-treasuring was efficiently accomplished in Many suburban 'burbs during the compact time frame of Many:Many a.m. until noon, whee man.

Saturday non-GS report, see man:

After finishing GSs, switched -mobiles and retrieved Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. from park, she & wee man.

Went to Chinese buffet for lunch, $Many and therefore $igh even with 2x2x2+2%-off coupon, man.

Food excellent and got Mrs. T-B.'s approval, she man.

Mini-B. ungrumpified after eating FFs with K (French fries with ketchup), favorite meal wee man.

Returned to casa, all man.

Mowed lawn, easier-than-last-week man.

Recovered from same, easier-than-last-week man.

Took clothes to cleaners, just beat closing time man.

Went to Supermarket #1 for fill-in items, pre-Aldi man.

Gassed the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, give Mommy's car a drink man.

Went to Aldi and bought cheaps et al., post-Supermarket-#1 man.

Returned to casa, home man.

Unloaded all stuff, tedious man.

Warshed new flannel queen sheets, remove closet smell man.

Took much-needed nap, with cat, first time in long time miu man.

Warshed kitchen rags, new towel set, & lawnmowing clothes, full load man.

Dished the warsher, mandatory on Saturday night man.

Saw skunk in neighbor's front yard, deja vu man.

Called local constabulary for assistance, police man.

Constabulary said that City Animal Control would NOT come out on weekend, lazies man.

Will call Mayor's office about that on Monday, grrr man.

Watched Many-p.m. late TV news while eating vanilla ice cream, ingest man.

Folded kitchen rags et al., domestic man.

Sat at computer, VJ man.

Cat jumped on lap, first time in long time miu man.

Cat jumped off lap, rested at feet, just pointed out Wrapper to play with, miu man.

Time to play Wrappers, miu man...

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,394

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(continued, see man)

Played Wrappers with cat, mutual aerobic exercise man.

Must de-dish the warsher, domestic man.

Cat came upstairs to drop a very smelly load, phew miu man.

Cat joyously bounded back downstairs afterwards, pleased miu man.

De-dish, cat, prep, zzz man.

Mornin', Commie-babes!

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Darnell Grand Master

Darnell   8,478

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[Cough Cough] Morning!

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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Darnell Grand Master

Darnell   8,478

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Tarklar bored us to sleep.....

I think he crossed the line, with a report of cat pooping, cat going upstairs to use litter box, and the level of said sh|tsmell. Too much, I think so.

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

-=-=-=-=-=R E A D ! ! !=-=-=-=-=-

Whoa Nelly ! Want NVC Info? see http://www.visajourney.com/wiki/index.php/NVC_Process

Congratulations on your approval ! We All Applaud your accomplishment with Most Wonderful Kissies !

 

SAT Grand Master

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I think he crossed the line, with a report of cat pooping, cat going upstairs to use litter box, and the level of said sh|tsmell. Too much, I think so.

Lol.....

I cooked a gratin with potatoes and kiełbasa :P

It didn't look like from a catalogue, but it was delicious! :D

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Kielbasa pic now!

 
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