I Don't Often Rant; but When I Do, I Prefer to Rant on VJ

[TBoneTX 45,394]

But did you returned her kids to her?

Ar are you keeping them inside your house, while their poor mother is outside?

I see no report about it...

Can't catch them, oj nie. If they appear at all, it's only briefly and they scuttle back under the furniture.

1. Very little is built over Many stories there

2. it is a port city, and there are plenty of containers, I'm just not sure there are portable cranes around.

1. Well, THAT narrows it down, gee man.

2. Port? Portable? Port-a-Potties? They probably need replacement toilet seats, $ee here man!

Go to her and give her an earful.

And brownies, or we'll never forgive you, no ma'am.

1. He heartlessly whacked them with a pre-owned toilet seat, in order to prevent distress of spousal unit.

2. Juna has gotten fat in America.

1. I do NOT pre-damage the merchandise, no man!

2. Fotoes or she, the fatness, and America didn't happen, oj nie and nie and nie.

Made scrambled eggs and toast for the Tornado. She still hasn't touched them.

Welcome to toddler-Mommyhood, D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,394]

why doesn't she know to offer a kid pancakes?

Mini-B. is into these now. To Mrs. T-B.'s credit, she makes them very well, ingest man.

I have to give a speech on global something.....

The global shortage of pre-owned TSs, si man. Tell them that you know who can provide the remedy, $i man.

You can honestly say you did everything you could

Except MAKE BROWNIES, see here ma'am!

[Asia 2,498]

Can't catch them, oj nie. If they appear at all, it's only briefly and they scuttle back under the furniture.

Poor mommy lost her babies

That's animal cruelty, T-B!

You better catch them, or let their mommy catch them and free them from your casa or I'll never give any of my precious +1's to you!

And yes, it's a blackmail

Oh, and fotos or it didn't happen

Edited September 26, 2014 by Asia

[TBoneTX 45,394]

No fotoes, oj nie.

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Early GS report, see man:

Detoured to an ES, run by reasonably-charging guy. Got 2 warshcloths, a hand-towel, a fold-over leather portfolio with Many (2+1) new/nearly new legal tablets inside, 2 boxes of straws, and Many (2+2) full packs of beverage napkins, all for just $Many ($2+$1), whee man.

Visited a GS nearby, but saw nothing of interest, oj nie.

A great Many GSs on schedule tomorrow, if I can arise early enough, cut zzz short man.

[NikLR 13,227]

One of the owners here had his son talk him into a droid phone. He can hardly use the dang thing, and is constantly screwing it up. The other owner got an iPhone, and does all kinds of things with it and never has trouble with it. The salesman here got an iPhone and can't do anything with it accept make phone calls. I once pointed out the map capabilities and he was shocked it had maps, even with the icon right on the first screen. Seriously the sales guy once accidentally went to screen 2 and thought someone had hijacked his iPhone. Some people really shouldn't have more than a flip phone.

I think the only thing more simple than an iPhone is a windows phone. But I agree, some people should just stick with a regular phone and not a smart phone because they aren't savvy enough to use them.

[TBoneTX 45,394]

Customers are angered at the waiting time to purchase PEOTSs (pre-owned toilet seats). Must return to duty. Back on tonight for actual or near-monologuing, c u man. Afternoon/evenin', Commie-babes!

[Caryh 5,206]

Customers are angered at the waiting time to purchase PEOTSs (pre-owned toilet seats). Must return to duty. Back on tonight for actual or near-monologuing, c u man. Afternoon/evenin', Commie-babes!

I saw a video where PEOTSs were bending rather than flexing when American sized buttocks were placed upon them. How do you answer these charges?

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

I saw a video where PEOTSs were bending rather than flexing when American sized buttocks were placed upon them. How do you answer these charges?

Better to bend than be enveloped by said buttocks?

[Caryh 5,206]

Better to bend than be enveloped by said buttocks?

I certainly agree, it would not be nice to get my buttocks enveloped. But sitting on toilet seat bend to another's buttocks dimensions is also highly uncomfortable.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

I certainly agree, it would not be nice to get my buttocks enveloped. But sitting on toilet seat bend to another's buttocks dimensions is also highly uncomfortable.

Squat?

It is better for you.

[Asia 2,498]

Squat?

It is better for you.

Isn't it better just to lean over the toiled instead of climbing it?

I know I would be scared of falling into the toilet

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Isn't it better just to lean over the toiled instead of climbing it?

I know I would be scared of falling into the toilet

I would worry about putting my foot in it!

There you go.

[Caryh 5,206]

I'm very familiar with the technique after enough time in the Philippines.

But I still prefer a nice comfortable seat to sit my buttocks on.

And why have a toilet at all if you're doing that?

Squat?

It is better for you.

[Caryh 5,206]

BTW this is a very typical set up in the Philippines.

No tank on the toilet, you flush by manually pouring water using the dipper, called a tabo. You can't see one in this picture, no doubt because its in the bucket on the left. The tabo is also what you use to clean yourself, no TP.

And as you can see, there's no seat, as they step onto and squat on the edge of the bowl.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

At least it looks clean and that is the best you can do without running water.