San Francisco Bans Straight Marriage

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The City of San Francisco banned straight marriage today on the grounds that heterosexual behavior is unnatural and a threat to same-sex relationships.

In a close vote the city’s Board of Supervisors passed a resolution this morning barring opposite sex couples in the city from marrying one another effective immediately. All existing unions between one man and one woman will also be nullified.

“Heterosexuals are different than us, and therefore inferior,” explains Rick Mantorum, a gay supervisor who led the anti-straight marriage effort.”They don’t deserve to be married any more than dogs do.

“Marriage legitimizes the heterosexuals’ unnatural choices. And it gives them the respect they need to start recruiting our children into their lifestyle.

“Here in California gay marriage is a brand-new institution. We need to protect it from the heteroseuxal agenda.”

“Heterosexuality is an abomination against God,” explains the pastor at Rock Hard Ministries, a local church, “Jesus never had a girlfriend. He spent all of his time with 12 hot, young men who liked to get on their knees.”

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/09/11/san-francisco-bans-straight-marriage/

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

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[The Nature Boy 4,224]

The City of San Francisco banned straight marriage today on the grounds that heterosexual behavior is unnatural and a threat to same-sex relationships.

In a close vote the city’s Board of Supervisors passed a resolution this morning barring opposite sex couples in the city from marrying one another effective immediately. All existing unions between one man and one woman will also be nullified.

“Heterosexuals are different than us, and therefore inferior,” explains Rick Mantorum, a gay supervisor who led the anti-straight marriage effort.”They don’t deserve to be married any more than dogs do.

“Marriage legitimizes the heterosexuals’ unnatural choices. And it gives them the respect they need to start recruiting our children into their lifestyle.

“Here in California gay marriage is a brand-new institution. We need to protect it from the heteroseuxal agenda.”

“Heterosexuality is an abomination against God,” explains the pastor at Rock Hard Ministries, a local church, “Jesus never had a girlfriend. He spent all of his time with 12 hot, young men who liked to get on their knees.”

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/09/11/san-francisco-bans-straight-marriage/

I should post that on FB and watch the fundies come unglued

[Pooky 3,781]

I should post that on FB and watch the fundies come unglued

You glue your fundies? Edited September 11, 2014 by Pooky

[GandD 5,966]

You glue your fundies?

You don't?

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

You don't?

What a savage. Does not glue his Fundies

[Pooky 3,781]

You don't?

Swingin' free is the way to go.

That and a nail gun.

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Gay

[Darnell 8,478]

WTH? No mention of a migration/exodus, funded by the city, placing the heteros into Oakland? No repatriation, either? That just sucks, in a mean-sort-o-way.

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