Final ruling issued against part of polygamy ban

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

http://news.yahoo.com/final-ruling-against-part-utah-polygamy-ban-233835503.html

Good news, The govt has no business in peoples bedrooms

[spookyturtle 9,465]

Why anyone would want to have two women giving them sh!t is beyond me.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

Why anyone would want to have two women giving them sh!t is beyond me.

Word.. Right on However if 1 man can manage many wimmens under the same roof. He is the man . I freely admit. I got very little say so in my house. VJ is the last shred of testicular dignity I have left . At least i can step into this arena, and pretend to be a man who has the courage of his convection's.

[DavenRoxy 1,073]

At the end of the day, one can close a browser and walk away from VJ and all the abuse and tell oneself that "I am the man!" (Just ask Maven)

But at home, one can only say it in one's own mind, and it's so damn hard to hear that when ONE woman is telling you otherwise. Just imagine 3 or 4 of them doing that!

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

At the end of the day, one can close a browser and walk away from VJ and all the abuse and tell oneself that "I am the man!" (Just ask Maven)

But at home, one can only say it in one's own mind, and it's so damn hard to hear that when ONE woman is telling you otherwise. Just imagine 3 or 4 of them doing that!

My wife told me thank you and said I did something right 2 times in the past week. I am scared.

[DavenRoxy 1,073]

My wife told me thank you and said I did something right 2 times in the past week. I am scared.

Hide all but the butter knives, quick!

[TBoneTX 45,291]

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing."

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The Arkansas police judge called the next case. "What's the charge against this here feller?" he asked the policeman.

"The charge is bigotry, Yer Honor," said the cop. "He's got three wives."

"Three wives?!" thundered the judge. "Why, you moron, that ain't bigotry -- that's trigonometry!"

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A weary, sweating policeman emerged from an inner room of the station. "Well, did you give that thug the third degree?" asked the captain.

"Yeah. Six of us kept screaming and shouting and badgering him with questions for over four hours," was the tired reply.

"And what did you get out of him?" asked the captain eagerly.

"Nothing," said the policeman disgustedly. "All he did was doze off and from time to time murmur, 'Yes, Dear. You're right, Dear.'"

Edited August 28, 2014 by TBoneTX

[DavenRoxy 1,073]

Lol, thanks TBoneTX!! Comic relief in CEHST is needed more often!!

[TBoneTX 45,291]

Welcome, si man, but you must be out of +1 inventory.

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A man's wife was arrested for shoplifting, and she was hauled before the small-town judge. "What did you steal?" asked the judge.

"A can of plums," the woman answered embarrassedly.

"How many plums were in the can?" asked the judge.

"Six," responded the woman.

"In this case," said the judge, "I sentence you to six days in jail -- one for each plum."

The woman's husband then whispered urgently, "Your Honor, she also stole a can of peas!"

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

How delightful that a mod can post twice in here and ignore a blatant slur against a member.

Whatevs.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Hey no biggie, someone called me a dude because LADY OPINIONS. I mean, who cares? Least of all a mod who appears to be selectively blind to this.

Oh wait, this is report-driven so even if a mod posted in here twice I can't expect anything. But reporting posts that are offensive to oneself is evidence of Not Being Tough Enough for CEHST.

This is all too, too much for my ladybrain in my hulking blob of an American woman's body.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

How delightful that a mod can post twice in here and ignore a blatant slur against a member.

Whatevs.

Blatant slur or playful jab

I see respectful jab

But if it really bothers you that much, why don't you report it. chances are, he did not even notice and if he did, he took it like I think it was meant.

Edited August 28, 2014 by The Nature Boy

[decocker 7,198]

i dunno nb, something tells me maven might have twists in her hair or lay down freestyle raps over bass driven beats in her spare time. you should be afraid.

[Umka36 781]

If you think having multiple wives would be difficult, why can't your wife have multiple husbands? That way you can share the pain. Just a thought.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

Poor Tbone. Sits down with a glass of Tea. Makes a joke. Sits back with a mile. All is good then

i dunno nb, something tells me maven might have twists in her hair or lay down freestyle raps over bass driven beats in her spare time. you should be afraid.

I fancy crazy bass beats and women with knotty hair , but only corn Rows

Dreads scare the bejezzuz out of me