To Fart Or Not To Fart

[Marilyn. 340]

Beans Beans, the magial fruit...

the more you eat, the more you toot!!

Edited February 2, 2006 by MarilynP

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

To the tune of Gloria Gaynor's - 'I Will Survive'....

First I was afraid, I was petrified

I could feel a strange commotion deep in my backside

I had spent so many nights trying to contain the pong

But I grew strong

And my ####### burst into song

And so my gas

Had come to pass

As long as I know how to fart the world can kiss my a$$

I got all my life to live

I got all my wind to give

It's fun to fart

It's fun to fart

That's it! Often times, I read this stuff at work, folks. This one had me literally crack up. I can't have that at work. You hear me? What am I supposed to say happened? Eh?

Damn!

[Marilyn. 340]

To the tune of Gloria Gaynor's - 'I Will Survive'....

First I was afraid, I was petrified

I could feel a strange commotion deep in my backside

I had spent so many nights trying to contain the pong

But I grew strong

And my ####### burst into song

And so my gas

Had come to pass

As long as I know how to fart the world can kiss my a$$

I got all my life to live

I got all my wind to give

It's fun to fart

It's fun to fart

That's it! Often times, I read this stuff at work, folks. This one had me literally crack up. I can't have that at work. You hear me? What am I supposed to say happened? Eh?

Damn!

This is my mission in life; to get people in trouble at work

I bet you were singing it in your head ,weren't ya??

Edited February 2, 2006 by MarilynP

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

To the tune of Gloria Gaynor's - 'I Will Survive'....

First I was afraid, I was petrified

I could feel a strange commotion deep in my backside

I had spent so many nights trying to contain the pong

But I grew strong

And my ####### burst into song

And so my gas

Had come to pass

As long as I know how to fart the world can kiss my a$$

I got all my life to live

I got all my wind to give

It's fun to fart

It's fun to fart

That's it! Often times, I read this stuff at work, folks. This one had me literally crack up. I can't have that at work. You hear me? What am I supposed to say happened? Eh?

Damn!

This is my mission in life; to get people in trouble at work

I bet you were singing it in your head ,weren't ya??

I was.

And it was hilarious.

[KarenCee 3]

i am rolling in the floor laughing, wiping the drool off my lips....oh gawd marilyn....where DO you get this stuff girl!

[Marilyn. 340]

my sources prefer to remain anonymous

[KarenCee 3]

hehehe....s'ok....i'm havin fun anyway

[Peggy 1]

I must admit I was singing it in my head.......... Too funny Marilyn

[allynella 0]

Farting Etiquette

*If everything else fails and everybody is staring at you, you may try to turn the wrongdoing into an accomplishment: put on a proud face, declare it as an achievement, and challenge your mates to beat you with an even louder one. But be prepared for a reply along the lines of 'Pray for your soul because your body is already rotten.'

[almaty 19]

A woman walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots

> the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to

> feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her. Extremely

> embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed

> her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

> But, as she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman.

>

> "Good day, Madame, how may we help today?"

>

> Feeling very uncomfortable, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this

> lovely vehicle?"

>

> He answers, "Madame, I'm afraid I can't say.... if you farted just

> touching it ... you're going to ###### when you hear the price."

[Sister Fracas 5]

bwahahahahahaaa..

[silvanski 1]

I'm in continuing competition with our rottweiler dog ooomph LOL

[Sister Fracas 5]

I'm in continuing competition with our rottweiler dog ooomph LOL

At leas tyou admit it....hubster tries to blame his bottom burps on the cat!

[almaty 19]

I'm in continuing competition with our rottweiler dog ooomph LOL

At leas tyou admit it....hubster tries to blame his bottom burps on the cat!

aw, that is why i have a couple of dogs and a cat..

[Sister Fracas 5]

I'm in continuing competition with our rottweiler dog ooomph LOL

At leas tyou admit it....hubster tries to blame his bottom burps on the cat!

aw, that is why i have a couple of dogs and a cat..

Well, I don't know about your furry friends but I'm quite sure my kitty gets quite annoyed!