Canadian Funnies

[Marilyn. 340]

A Canadian Joke:

A Canadian is having his breakfast coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to him.

The Canadian ignores the American who,nevertheless, starts a conversation.

American: "You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?"

Canadian (in a bad mood): "Of course."

American: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't. In America, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada." The American has a smirk on his face.

The Canadian listens in silence.

The American persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

Canadian: "Of Course."

American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds,and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Canada."

The Canadian then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"

American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk.

Canadian: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

American: "We throw them away, of course."

Canadian: "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America."

[almaty 19]

those crafty canadians

[Marilyn. 340]

Top Ten Reasons For Being Canadian

10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.

9. Own-an-Eskimo scheme.

8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge frigging shotguns and cover your house in their skins.

7. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.

6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise.

5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?

4. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.

3. You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.

2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.

1. It beats being an American.

[Peter Miami 0]

[AnaAndDaniel 0]

you say 'eh' too. no?

Daniel

:energetic:

[nijusjaanu 0]

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Q : What does a Canadian say when you step on his foot?

A : Sorry!

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awww... i had this happen a few times. ::sniff:: i wish canada hadn't kicked me out

[nijusjaanu 0]

Take this quiz... how much do you kow about CAnada?? Canadian Stereotypes Eh?

I got 14 out of 15

12 out of 15 for me

Here is another quiz..... A General Quiz On Canada

I got 9 out of 10 on this one

*ahem* one out of ten

And another quiz.... Easy Canadian Facts

I got 10 out of 10

7 out of 10

pretty good for only having lived there for 6 months!

Edited February 20, 2006 by nijusjaanu