Toddler causes security breach at White House, delays Obama address on Iraq

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http://www.cnn.com/2014/08/08/politics/white-house-toddler-breach/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

(CNN) -- President Barack Obama was about to address the nation on Iraq Thursday night when the briefing was delayed because of a security breach on the North Lawn of the White House.

But this wasn't your normal breach, this was one of a pint-sized variety.

A toddler forced the President, the press corps and the nation to wait.

The little boy managed to squeeze himself between the bars of the White House fence, just before the briefing was expected to start. It forced a temporary lockdown.

It didn't take long to resolve the matter and he's now back with his parents.

"We were going to wait until he learned to talk to question him, but in lieu of that he got a timeout and was sent on way with parents," according to Edwin Donovan, spokesman for the United States Secret Service.

The boy's parents now have a story to tell their son -- the night he made the nation wait for the president.

[Girl from Celebes 588]

He will going to remember this story the rest of his life. He was a smart boy and it has been proven for putting White House in panic mode!

[Jacque67 7,328]

He will going to remember this story the rest of his life. He was a smart boy and it has been proven for putting White House in panic mode!

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[Girl from Celebes 588]

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[GandD 5,966]

Good thing he wasn't wearing a bomb. Amirite?

[We Keep Receipts 9,238]

Good thing he wasn't wearing a bomb. Amirite?

Might have been, did anyone check his diaper?

[GandD 5,966]

Might have been, did anyone check his diaper?

Sources say the toddle was carrying a full load.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

You guys are laughing. This is serious stuff. Remember that last year toddlers killed more Americans than terrorists did. They're a very dangerous species...

Study: Toddlers Kill More Americans Than Terrorists in 2013

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You guys are laughing. This is serious stuff. Remember that last year toddlers killed more Americans than terrorists did. They're a very dangerous species...

Study: Toddlers Kill More Americans Than Terrorists in 2013

And yet, there's no panels of people talking about the threat of toddlers. Talk about hypocrisy.

[GandD 5,966]

Well, presumably, most of those toddlers aren't Muslims.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

Well, presumably, most of those toddlers aren't Muslims.

You know it. They're good, god fearing Americans availing themselves of second amendment remedies.

[We Keep Receipts 9,238]

You know it. They're good, god fearing Americans availing themselves of second amendment remedies.

What's funny about this, is that most folks seem to be okay with a body count, as long as it's "real" Americans. There's no issues if we kill each other, just if someone whose completely differently looking than us does it, now it's an issue.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

What's funny about this, is that most folks seem to be okay with a body count, as long as it's "real" Americans. There's no issues if we kill each other, just if someone whose completely differently looking than us does it, now it's an issue.

Remember this line from Tango & Cash:

"Just don't let him do it. I don't want to get killed by this limey immigrant jerkoff! I want to get killed by an American... jerkoff!"

[We Keep Receipts 9,238]

Remember this line from Tango & Cash:

"Just don't let him do it. I don't want to get killed by this limey immigrant jerkoff! I want to get killed by an American... jerkoff!"

Yes I do, 1990-1991 if I remember correctly. FUBAR was what I remember most.

[GandD 5,966]

What's funny about this, is that most folks seem to be okay with a body count, as long as it's "real" Americans. There's no issues if we kill each other, just if someone whose completely differently looking than us does it, now it's an issue.

To be fair "accidental deaths" as it were, are a lot more acceptable than "on purpose deaths." Two different things really. One is a result of irresponsible gun ownership and the other is a result of radicalism.