Study Links Homosexuality to Eating Grits

[mota bhai 2,675]

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/05/05/study-links-homosexuality-to-eating-grits/

I will be pasting articles as images going forward. I was recently suspended due to contents of an article changing after I copy-pasted the contents to VJ. This way, hopefully VJ moderators will have less reason to accuse me of intentionally inserting lies into posted articles.

[SMOKE 1,426]

'A representative of Cracker Barrel, a Southern restaurant chain, says that orders for grits have dropped almost 40 percent since the study was released.'

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

The daily serving of fruit. Delicious!

[spookyturtle 9,465]

Never mind. I thought it said girls, not grits.

[Darnell 8,478]

when ya gotta squeeze the juice out of a fistful of currants, life is swell ! [or swelling]..

wait - what's that growth down below ? aiyo !

[Operator 1,927]

...and semen.

[mota bhai 2,675]

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

Never mind. I thought it said girls, not grits.

I am going to pray for your soul at Wednesday night church tonight

...and semen.

You have been added to the prayer list

You know thing is, as I mentioned I have several very rural Pentecostal types on my FB, from the old deep south.

I could probaly post this on FB and a few might just commit suicide.

Grits or Ghey.

Tough choice.

[GandD 5,966]

I am going to pray for your soul at Wednesday night church tonight

Is this is real fail or do I not get something?

[Operator 1,927]

I'm just saying if eating grits makes you 70% more likely to spawn a ghey I would imagine that ingesting other creamy white substances would have the same results. It can't be the hominy or the corn can it?

I would think things like cream of wheat, the paste we used in kindygarten and human semen should be studied as well.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

Is this is real fail or do I not get something?

Well today is Thursday so you work it out

[GandD 5,966]

Well today is Thursday so you work it out

And you knew that when you said you were gonna pray for him at church tonight?

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

And you knew that when you said you were gonna pray for him at church tonight?

Yes... You know I am not a chruchy guy

[GandD 5,966]

Yes... You know I am not a chruchy guy

Got it. I'm slow.

[Operator 1,927]

Churchy