Backaches, Bimbos, and Breakups

[TBoneTX 45,273]

But she's short and fat at the moment....

Aren't most wives, huh man?

Fat with the fruit of your loins, aye? More of a turn on that should be.

A sperm-of-the-moment indiscretion, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,273]

Shush you, we had to have a reference of how huge.

"Many." Got it, first try, si man!

I seem to gain Many lbs

I'm about Many pounds above my Many year old weight.

it is really hard to gain weight when your meds block sugar absorption.

It is really hard to master Polish Math then, too, sorry ma'am.

My first Many I gained a tone of weight [...] I lost it all by Many weeks, it's just too bad I started at more then Many

Childbirthing has the same effect, sigh ma'am.

we are in a state where Homeschool by parents has no registration, no oversight, no teacher qualifications, no testing - nothing. Namely, no justifying to anyone what we're doing.

It should be this way everywhere, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,273]

1. Math scores are high in Canada.

2. If she needs tutoring, then I'll get her one, or I'll do it myself.

1. They're actually highest in Poland and in my posts, see man.

2. Given your Polish Math deficiencies, get her one, pay man.

[TBoneTX 45,273]

No no raccoon, no possums no gator no anything weird

Moose jerky, D ma'am! (Got it, first try, whee man.)

I looked closer at how she had added up my daughter's total points in the classes so far. Can you guess this result?

"Many." Got it, first try, si man!

baby moment you guys can like. Fed him stand him up a sec he burps and farts

Good boy! Smart boy! All-boy, wee man!

[TBoneTX 45,273]

1. A lot of my private school classes were taught by people with a BS or MS in a subject

2. I am highly skeptical of education degrees.

1. BS = we all know what this means, si man.

MS = More of the Same, si man

PhD = Piled Higher & Deeper, see man

2. Where's the +Many button, huh ma'am?

Another bid on a home lost. They're keeping it as a back up. Sigh. This is wearing.

Persist, si ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,273]

Short and Fat Tiff cooking......

Photoshop, fake man.

I count this as the Manyth meal she has cooked in Many years and Many months that I've known her.....

By my cipherin', that's either a lot or not many, si or no man.

yes, dinner is almost ready. And I'll love it. Comes from the heart.

LPoP and unread, but, in theory, if you're looking forward to the substances being served, watch out if brownies are on the menu, recipe man.

[TBoneTX 45,273]

A stir fried Chinese broccoli

A steamed tofu with mined pork

And a pan fried pork pancake with egg batter and salted fish

Gag moi with a maggot, gross man! I'd rather eat rice every day than that (uh, actually, I do, si man), si man.

In Many hours I'll be checked in at Sydney airport! Woohooooo!

Use the airport time to cram on Polish Math, si ma'am -- they query you at POE.

I've still got all the exciting things to do such as AOS, ROC, and citizenship. Oh the fun!

Fotos or it didn't happen, no ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,273]

Never heard of Vegemite but I prefer Marmite

I prefer paint-thinner with a little grenadine, ingest man.

ah then you'll enjoy this fine American product after ingesting yours

Even a blind squirrel finds a Malaysian wife's meal every Many years or so, whee man. Where's the +Many button, huh man?

Lucas is outgrowing the infant seat

Tuti-Pie!

[TBoneTX 45,273]

In the absence of the Commie-babes, everyone must band together, si here man. A massive +1 inventory remains unused on far too many of my posts, appalling man.

It makes the most sense to line up alphabetically by height, then pair off in groups of Many, like this man:

Singapuras, si ma'ams

Canadiennes and Scandanaviennes, si ma'ams

Suffering husbands married to PMS-ing, noncooking wives, sigh men

Imminent immigrants, c u man

Pop-in drop-ins, now you (don't) see man.

Everyone is to bonus my stuff like wild men, wild men & ma'ams. When the Commie-babes return to their sworn duty, we will see which group has bestowed the most +1s in my favo(u)r, see group man, and that group shall get a prize, awardee man. The winning number (much like a reserve price on eBay) shall be Many, si man. This total is highly attainable, so everyone is encouraged to get a-bonusin', giddyup man. We thank you for your support, we man.

[TBoneTX 45,273]

Monday report, see man:

Resumed statin last night as test; awoke with muscular results, ouch man.

Results diminished upon taking of a generic Excedrin, whee man.

Left for work, sigh man.

Left work at Many:Many for acupunk appointment, early man.

Newly warshed T-B.-mobile promptly gets rained on & sprayed with road-juice, sigh man.

Got acupunked to no ill effect, stick and no ill man.

Went home to casa, commute man.

Observed newly warshed Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, also rained on & sprayed with road-juice, sigh man.

Fed cat soft glop, miu man.

Played with & read to Mini-B., wee man.

Dished the warsher, husband's job man.

Played Fuzzy Pompom with cat, miu man.

Did not get nap, no zzz man.

Serviced corpulent cat when latter on lap, type one-handed man.

Must stay awake to de-dish the warsher, no zzz man.

In the absence of the Commie-babes, everyone must band together, si here man.

Singapuras, si ma'ams

Good Toothy! Good, GOOD Toothy!

Edited August 19, 2014 by TBoneTX

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Mrs. T-B. has essentially done this, she man. In fact, a couple of months ago when I suggested that she get a job, she broke out in hives that lasted for 2 or Many days. She has it down to a science, she man.

I like Mrs. T-B just because of this.

When I ask Mrs. T-B. for anything, she says, "The maid has left. Get it yourself." Sigh, man.

I told my husband today I wasn't his freaking maid and he says to me that stay at home wives are maids and that men secretly refer to us as such.

[TBoneTX 45,273]

1. I like Mrs. T-B just because of this.

2. stay at home wives are maids and that men secretly refer to us as such.

1. I'd like you if you generously bestowed your +1 inventory on my posts, si ma'am.

2. I like Mr. N-o-l-a just because of this, si man.*

*Even though he spilled one of Mankind's Great Secrets, turncoat man.

Here's another such, see man: We all, to a man, si man, think that women should be legally, morally, and societally required, after doing their business, to leave the toilet seat up, pee ma'ams.

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Just opened newly finished dishwarsher and got blasted by steam, hot stuff man.

Am yet again entertaining corpulent, purring feline on lap, miu man.

Have just off-polished first bag of supermarket-closeout lemon cookies, ingest man.

Mrs. T-B. hit the Spanish newspapers and recruited Many air-conditioning repairmen for free estimates on Saturday, cool and she man.

Edited August 19, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,273]

Finally got cat off lap, miu man.

De-dish, further cat, prep, zzz man.

Mornin', non-Commie-babes!

[SAT 9,609]

Time for a trade-in, Jada man?

Jada is a man?

[SAT 9,609]

Photoshop, fake man.

By my cipherin', that's either a lot or not many, si or no man.

LPoP and unread, but, in theory, if you're looking forward to the substances being served, watch out if brownies are on the menu, recipe man.

There was a pic, so it happened!

Gag moi with a maggot, gross man! I'd rather eat rice every day than that (uh, actually, I do, si man), si man.

Use the airport time to cram on Polish Math, si ma'am -- they query you at POE.

Fotos or it didn't happen, no ma'am.

You ham hock eating uncultured nightcrawler catcher.....this is Cantonese food man.

Served with Canton-naise sauce.....

In the absence of the Commie-babes, everyone must band together, si here man. A massive +1 inventory remains unused on far too many of my posts, appalling man.

It makes the most sense to line up alphabetically by height, then pair off in groups of Many, like this man:

Singapuras, si ma'ams

Canadiennes and Scandanaviennes, si ma'ams

Suffering husbands married to PMS-ing, noncooking wives, sigh men

Imminent immigrants, c u man

Pop-in drop-ins, now you (don't) see man.

Psst.... you forgot the Aussie over there.....

I told my husband today I wasn't his freaking maid and he says to me that stay at home wives are maids and that men secretly refer to us as such.

Dutch is sadly misinformed......we really secretly refer to a wife as "The world's most expensive wh*re"