Backaches, Bimbos, and Breakups

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

and i guess saving and getting our bank accounts back to where they were will have to wait cos i can just tell we're about to drop almost as much as we paid for the car to get it all fixed up again

argh argh argh

This is why I didn't want to buy a used car, yes it is certainly cheaper, but a lot of repairs...

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Try jumpstart the car battery?

My car battery was dead during the harsh winter and I could not start the car at all.

Headlights, car radio were still working though

[kitthekat 1,317]

we tried jumpstarting the battery some days ago but that didn't work. that's when we thought it might have been the starter. the other thing is we can't seem to remove the battery...it's like wedged in there.

toothy...i used my US credit card for the fairmont gift certs.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

we tried jumpstarting the battery some days ago but that didn't work. that's when we thought it might have been the starter. the other thing is we can't seem to remove the battery...it's like wedged in there.

toothy...i used my US credit card for the fairmont gift certs.

Kat, thanks for your info.

Perhaps your hub has friend(s) who knows something about cars and could help to look it first.

Or the Apartment handyman might know too.

[TBoneTX 45,273]

Well the Tornado slept in till Many:Many maybe she won't be such a crab today. Lucas still woke up at Many:Many but at lest he naps.

Polish-Math failure AGAIN, D ma'am.

Mini-B. is almost always crabby when he awakens -- chip off the old block, wee man.

What is VC coffee?

Viet Cong coffee, as stated by moi in previous threads, see ma'am.

Greetings all - still wallowing in phlegm this morning, but the meds have been useful, mostly. Not got outside for 2 days, I need to get some sun on my skin soonish....

Got some extra mosquitoes here for you, D man. Inhale them so that they'll drown in the phlegm, then patent your process, idea man.

Viet Cong coffee....

Dirty filthy rotten plagiarist, grrr man.

Did I miss anything since Sunday?

Expending your +1 inventory fully and appropriately, oj tak. Bad Asia! Bad, BAD Asia!

Where have you been? Tark was looking for ya....

He was getting irate, nobody was 1+ing his posts

But everybody was thinking about it, see man. The Commie-babes are typically the only ones with balls enough to do it, see man. (Uh, did that come out right, huh man?)

maybe they got tired of receiving used garage sale socks as payment for the +1's?

[indignantly] My socks come from resale stores ONLY, see here man.

[TBoneTX 45,273]

A notary public may charge a fee of $2.00

Ha, man! In Texas, we can charge Many bucks! Texas Many, Nueva York zero, ha man.

I got my documents notarized by my office admin lady for free

Where were you when I was single, huh ma'am?

1. Yes, the inflammation is a killer.

2. Excedrin seems to work the best for me.

Many. No exercise the next couple days.

1. Sorry that you have to make inflammatory comments, sigh man.

2. Excedrin and its generic knockoffs are wonder drugs, whee man.

Many. If you're healthy enough to exercise, you're healthy enough not to, si man.

1. They always add a jurat, and charge Many bucks. And Many for a certificate of acknowledgement.

2. I'm also a commissioner of deeds...

Many. all attorneys here are notaries public.

1. Well, that's better, $i man.

2. What deeds have you commissioned, huh man?

Many. Many% of attorneys give the rest a bad name, partyofthefirstpart man.

[TBoneTX 45,273]

I didn't wake up until Many:Many and now I want to go back to sleep.

That depends upon whether you awoke at Many:Many or at Many:Many, see ma'am. Can you be more specific, huh ma'am?

1. do many things over again

2. they are too old.

1. A passing grade in Polish Math, whee ma'am!

2. Shoot them with Botox and resubmit them, see here ma'am.

they are the one with remarkable longevity.

Google "Vilcabamba, Ecuador," see ma'am.

Without insurance about $Many-Many a month.

That narrows it down for our upside-down inquirer, whee ma'am.

Edited August 15, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,273]

Asia countries have more varieties of instant noodles than here.

Asia has a pretty good noodle, or would if she would instantly +1 all my posts as is the rule and expectation here, oj tak.

hospital charged $Many for bandaging a finger

If I were the patient, I'd have given them the finger, see man.

I've always been totally afraid of catching anything, I mean like deathly afraid.

Is this why you didn't join the hyskool baseball team, huh ma'am?

Edited August 15, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,273]

I was prescribed it for shingles.....

Why didn't you simply hire a roofer, huh man?

I don't start to pay the excise tax till 201Many. Hopefully, something will get repealed by then....

It's already 201Many, see man. Get in a union or some "in" crowd and you'll be exempted, si and sigh man.

a STD

"Ess Tee Deeeeeeeee is the racer's edge!" -- Andy Granatelli, STP man.

1. they have a starter in stock for $Many

2. pay for the part and labour

1. If it's only $Many, you're in luck, whee ma'am. However, if it's $Many, I sympathize, $igh ma'am.

2. You're in luck, whee ma'am! Here, we don't pay for labour, oj nie. However, paying for labor is another matter, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,273]

Perhaps your hub has friend(s) who knows something about cars and could help to look it first.

Or the Apartment handyman might know too.

WCG (World's Cheapest Gringo, VJ gringo married to Ecuatoriana -- not the couple who visited us last week) was out of state when the alternator on the Wifemobile went out. He told her where to buy a used one, then spent Many hours on the phone coaching her on how to remove and replace it. He reported to me that she didn't know how to adjust the ratchet-wrench for off & on, & that several of the bolts were almost too hard for her to loosen. However, after the Many hours, the job was done, and he saved $Many, whee man.

I asked Mrs. T-B. what she would have done had she been Mrs. WCG. She said, "I would have kicked his [hindquarters] and told him that I was taking it to the repair shop. And when he got home, I would have kicked his [hindquarters] again," she man.

Edited August 15, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,273]

Thursday report, see man:

After in-bed morning isometric stretching, back felt almost normal, amazing man.

After first-thing-morn activity, intestines settled down all day, amazing man.

Today was first day in over a month without health-distractions, gee man.

Have almost caught up at work (door-to-door sales of pre-owned toilet seats), quota man.

However, weight has ballooned 2 pounds to Many pounds, sigh man.

We have strongly resisted the downstairs package of generic Oreos all eve, fight man.

However, we shall probably scope the fridge & pantry for something pre-bedtime, ingest man.

A staggering number (precisely, "Many") GSs are on the potential Saturday itinerary, whee man.

Still haven't decided on local, exotic locale, or hybrid visitation, no man.

Have printed Many different maps to use in conjunction with GPS, see and hear man.

Cat ingest prep zzz, man.

Mornin', Commie-babes with large, unused +1 inventories!

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Oh, I am in a bit of a pickle. There is a class this fall that I want to take, but I can only take one a semester for this first year... I can take it and move my other class to the spring without an issue. However, I wasn't planning to be on campus this semester and haven't really prepared for the logistics that go with it - parking, student id, etc. not to mention that it starts a week earlier than the kiddo starts school. Normally, I'd just skip the first week (because I'm so responsible), but it is my major and my department head and my advisor who is teaching the class.

They might not offer this particular subject in this class again for several years.

Damn it.

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!

[Asia 2,498]

Oh, I am in a bit of a pickle. There is a class this fall that I want to take, but I can only take one a semester for this first year... I can take it and move my other class to the spring without an issue. However, I wasn't planning to be on campus this semester and haven't really prepared for the logistics that go with it - parking, student id, etc. not to mention that it starts a week earlier than the kiddo starts school. Normally, I'd just skip the first week (because I'm so responsible), but it is my major and my department head and my advisor who is teaching the class.

They might not offer this particular subject in this class again for several years.

Damn it.

Looks like there's a lot of planning and deciding ahead of you

[SAT 9,609]

Lol hillbilly is no mechanic thats for sure

What?? you mean to tell me that the engine hanging on a tree limb out in your front yard is for decoration only??

sorry...was off sulking/being grumpy.

it's an 03 dodge neon. we wanted to try the hammer thing which the auto zone guy recommended also but couldn't find the starter. just looked it up on youtube, looks like you gotta remove a bunch of other stuff over the starter, to get to it.

nothing really happens when we turn the key...the airconditioning comes on, the headlights come on, oh and the beeping noise that happens when the door is left open but the key is in the ignition.

The starter is easy. do it with patience. It's about 100 bucks on Amazon.

2. What deeds have you commissioned, huh man?

Many. Many% of attorneys give the rest a bad name, partyofthefirstpart man.

Dirty deeds

Viet Cong coffee, as stated by moi in previous threads, see ma'am.

My answer was better.....

Where were you when I was single, huh ma'am?

And where was she when I had the shingles?

Morning!

Get back to work ya lazy marklar!

Whadaya think the kielbasa is just gonna package themselves? huh?