Backaches, Bimbos, and Breakups

[Ontarkie 14,144]

Our insurance agent kept trying to get me to insure my ring and I finally just said "Lady, I have no jewelry worth insuring, ok?". It is weird they won't fix it. I'm trying to remember which chain it was, but I intentionally broke a string of pearls a few years back and they fixed it for free....

Yeah, it must be, I wish it weren't that way, though.

They are afraid of screwing it up.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

oh my i chose to visit the K1 subforum at the right time today...

Oh thank you so much for that - I needed a good laugh.

[kitthekat 1,317]

for anyone who misses it...i have screenshots

Edited August 14, 2014 by kitthekat

[TBoneTX 44,791]

I heard they also eat roast gringo there....

Mrs. T-B. says that our corpulent feline wouldn't last a day in some hungry areas there, ciao miu man...

Oh and you failed at Polish math, bad tbone bad.

Just testing to see if you were reading, see ma'am. I blame it on the expired Pepto, burp man.

My wife is Many'Many". She likes to claim she Many feet though

How many feet does she have, huh man?

The fat guy sat on my chair and now the strut is leaking....

I raise it, sit on it, and it sinks back down...

Grounds for termination, sink man.

[TBoneTX 44,791]

Niki needs to learn

1) self control

2) self confidence

Many) the ability to be flexible and roll with it more

Many) Polish Math too, sigh ma'am.

[TBoneTX 44,791]

I've done it, and knitting

I can knit my brows and sew seeds, seed man.

Still hungry...

Oh, we're having another girl.

For lunch, huh man?

No 2 is enough

Because Many is too many, huh man?

Ok...time to get outta here....

Long island NY, Many inches of rain in Many hours last night

OK... time to study Polish Math, see man.

Just Many inches in Many hours? We get more than that within minutes, see man. Texas Many, Nueva York still zero, ha man.

[TBoneTX 44,791]

I haven't been taking photos at all.

Mrs. T-B. will reform you in a hurry, si and sigh ma'am.

But day 1 would be 200Many....

Calendar corrected, see man.

We drink italian coffee!

Don't you spill it from being upside-down all the time, huh ma'am?

[TBoneTX 44,791]

I've been in agony with an infected tooth.

Sorry, man. Trade it for my back of last month in a heartbeat, sigh man.

You know what Tarklar is gonna say about this, don't you?

"English-only outside the regional forums, oj tak"?

[TBoneTX 44,791]

Tark is gonna say.....

"Pics or it didn't happen"

No, no, no, see above man.

its a Many prong princess cut so it's not sturdy like a Many prong round

It's been 2 weeks I miss it.

You could have used the 2 weeks to brush up on Polish Math, see ma'am.

I swear I need two husbands

Mrs. T-B. has me and the rojo, although it's not clear that she's married to him, no man.

I just charged Tiff Many bucks for notarizing 2 things for her aunt

That's all?! We can charge Many bucks in Texas, si man. Texas Many, Nueva York zero, notary man.

Edited August 14, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 44,791]

May be the next time I type my nonsense here..... you guys should stop to think if I'm really jiving...

I'm not so think as you drunk I am, Ossifer, no man.

Like Tarklar, no way in hell will he ever believe that his friend Steve tells everyone else what a schmuck he is

I have friends named Steve, huh man?

No special door-to-door visit to sell a used toilet seat to you, no man!

they won't fix it and they don't make it anymore.

Excuses, D ma'am. As Steveklar would say, have hubby buy another on QVC for $Many.Many.

Lately, it's been bad. Never going over Many hours. usually about Many or Many, broken sleep....

No feel good.

Trade for back-sleep of last month, no zzz man.

No Polish Math good, no man.

i started the full time job and i am still doing the retail one on weekends

You are still new here, see ma'am, and you will soon learn to rely completely on the Government dole, $i ma'am.

Edited August 14, 2014 by TBoneTX

[sweetswinks 400]

Don't you spill it from being upside-down all the time, huh ma'am?

During evolution, we Australians grew to make use of our toes to cling for dear life whilst doing everyday things such as consuming delicious italian coffee

G'day mates

Edited August 14, 2014 by sweetswinks

[TBoneTX 44,791]

for anyone who misses it...i have screenshots

Fotos or the screenshots didn't happen, si and no ma'am!

[TBoneTX 44,791]

During evolution, we Australians grew to make use of our toes to cling for dear life whilst doing everyday things such as consuming delicious italian coffee

Interspecies breeding with koalas, huh man? Fotos or you didn't happen, see and no ma'am.

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GENETICS PROBLEM

An old man was sitting on a park bench, staring at a young man sitting across from him. The young man had a spiked mohawk dyed in bright shades of green, blue, and fuchsia. He also had dark circles painted around his eyes.

After a while, the young man, somewhat annoyed with the staring, asked the old man if he hadn't ever done anything wild and crazy.

The old man replied, "As a matter of fact, when I was much younger, I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot. I was just sitting here wondering if you were my kid."

[TBoneTX 44,791]

Wednesday back-report, see man:

Did Many sit-ups again this morn, test man; better than yesterday, si and whee man.

Got acupunked later in the morn, stick man.

Acu also works on diarrhea, learn something new man.

Back felt pretty good afterwards, but regressed in mid-afternoon, ouch man.

Unknown why, no man; perhaps tried displaying too many sample used toilet seats at once, seat man.

Shall still cut back to one acupunking per week, now man.

Can't wait for lawnmower to be ready at repair shop, no man.

Its use will be the true test of back-recovery, ouch or no ouch man.

Central yard-Americans mow weirdly, cut man, and charge $Many for it, $igh man.

Have had more doc appointments in last Many weeks than in last Many years, calculate man.

In 1894, the first Dalmatian was spotted, are you paying attention man.

[TBoneTX 44,791]

Many promising-looking GSs on the potential itinerary for Saturday, glee man. Might head to a different area or stay local; haven't decided yet, no man.

Haven't played Wrappers or Fuzzy Pompom with cat in Many days, no miu man. If back improves, must resume this, si miu man.

Have dished and now must de-dish the warsher, domestic man.

Cat prep zzz, man.

Where are our Commie-babes, huh man? Absent Jada & Asia! Absent, ABSENT Jada & Asia!