Backaches, Bimbos, and Breakups

[SAT 9,609]

If I say yes what do I win

Yay hope you start having more of them.

1- A dollar and a dream?

2- Thank you

Now now, I though no real names on the thread? Hmmmm?

I said E-Nola Gay.....

Did I say Mama Cass?

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

I said E-Nola Gay.....

Did I say Mama Cass?

No, but if you did, I might have to refer to you as Verne Troyer.

[SAT 9,609]

No, but if you did, I might have to refer to you as Verne Troyer.

I had to google who he was lol

Bad Trophie bad!

OK, I'm going to play Crazy 8 with my kiddo and go to sleep.

Later....

[Ontarkie 14,179]

No, but if you did, I might have to refer to you as Verne Troyer.

I had to google who he was lol

Bad Trophie bad!

OK, I'm going to play Crazy 8 with my kiddo and go to sleep.

Later....

Night Steve!

[sweetswinks 400]

No, but if you did, I might have to refer to you as Verne Troyer.

[TBoneTX 44,971]

Sisi was the nickname of Empress Elisabeth of Austria, the wife of Emperor Franz Joseph I

Oj tak tak?

You cheap Markolodian, do you give your wife used shoes for Christmas?

She does quite well herself in resale stores and at GSs, see man.

Wow that's tough. I'm sorry to hear of this winks. And best of luck with everything.

Si, man.

Why, oh why, was this the first post I saw, as I opened up VJ while eating breakfast, this morning?

I think it's all part of a cosmic conspiracy.

It's because we love you as much as we love ourselves, Pookmeister man.

[TBoneTX 44,971]

Hopefully those Many days fly by.

Not correcting a thread-newbie in Polish Math!!!!! Reported!!!!!!!

my phone was using data this morning to play netflix

Who won? Did it beat the spread, huh ma'am?

1. Yeah it used up Many% of my limit. Going over is only another $Many

2. AF came for a visit. going to talk to a Dr about it

1. Is that all? You lucked out, si ma'am.

2. Atrial fibrillation?! Definitely talk to a doc about it, arrhythmia ma'am.

For most women it is normally to have irregular cycles from time to time. Thing that always does it for me is weight gain.

No chica-stuff in this thread, PLEASE ma'am!

Ah carp....you must have irregular cycles every month? <ducking>

OK, now it's fallopian AND mammary chat?

No chica-stuff in this thread, PLEASE man!

[TBoneTX 44,971]

what part of you smelled like maple syrup?

The part that didn't smell like Arkansas moonshine, duh man.

It was a perfect day. The smiles on the kiddo was the best times of my life.....

Wee ma'am!

[NikLR 13,227]

Tbone, don't care if you talk about boy stuff fyi. So you kinda have to deal with the girly stuff.

[TBoneTX 44,971]

Is it weird that I feel nervous to see my fiancé next week?? Like in a "I hope he still finds me attractive" and "is he gonna kiss me right away?!" kind of way......... probably yes, I am starting to get a whole wash of emotions ahhhhhhhhh

Mrs. T-B.-to-be showed up at POE looking dazed, she man. Very soon, she came down with a nasty upper respiratory infection, cough man. It turned out that she had been the guestess of honor at Many despedidas (going-away parties) in Many separate Ecuadorian cities, including an all-nighter before her flight. She was sick for a week, she man. In retrospect, I'm kicking myself for taking her to one of those in-drugstore clinics (at rack rate for exam fee & prescriptions) instead of to the Mexican clinic next to the Mexican supermarket, which had real doctors (not just a Nurse Practitioner). The exam fee alone would have cost less than half, drat man. This is a roundabout way of saying that you might be jet-lagged at minimum and want only a nice bath and a long sleep, see ma'am, so neither he nor you might care about whether you're attractive at the moment, see ma'am.

Greetings and Felicitations, y'all.

I have been suffering from allergies, 2 days now - wake up dizzy, cannot walk straight until I get my nasal cavities emptied and the meds in me. It's really suck-y....

my wife is suffering from similar problems, but it aggravates her chronic otitis media, and she's sleeping more [which is good] .

Last Post on Page and therefore unread, but, hypothetically, if Bro D & Mrs. D have allergies, they should get their nasal cavities emptied, meds in them, and sleep more, snot and ingest and zzz man.

Tbone, don't care if you talk about boy stuff fyi. So you kinda have to deal with the girly stuff.

NO we DON'T, NO ma'am.

Edited August 11, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 44,971]

Many more kids I only have Many gees!

And failings at Polish Math, sigh ma'am.

1. I arrive after my Many hour journey.

2. Si is a typical male also!

1. Math correction, see ma'am.

2. Si = man, si man.

In that case.....Tarklar is extremely gay

Bah humbug, see man.

[NikLR 13,227]

Gonna thread ban me tbone?

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Mrs. T-B.-to-be showed up at POE looking dazed, she man. Very soon, she came down with a nasty upper respiratory infection, cough man. It turned out that she had been the guestess of honor at Many despedidas (going-away parties) in Many separate Ecuadorian cities, including an all-nighter before her flight. She was sick for a week, she man. In retrospect, I'm kicking myself for taking her to one of those in-drugstore clinics (at rack rate for exam fee & prescriptions) instead of to the Mexican clinic next to the Mexican supermarket, which had real doctors (not just a Nurse Practitioner). The exam fee alone would have cost less than half, drat man. This is a roundabout way of saying that you might be jet-lagged at minimum and want only a nice bath and a long sleep, see ma'am, so neither he nor you might care about whether you're attractive at the moment, see ma'am.

And did you only care about what all men only care about the first day? Hmmmm?

Reminds me of my first trip to see my husband, I had caught a GI bug. That was way more intimate than I had intended our first meeting to go.

Tbone, don't care if you talk about boy stuff fyi. So you kinda have to deal with the girly stuff.

I know, we can talk about tents and farts and....ummmm garages, yeah garages.

[TBoneTX 44,971]

Saturday GS report, see man:

Awoke groggily; got on route by Many:Many a.m., grog man.

GS itinerary was full but very spread-out, drive man.

Got nothing at some, but found stuff at several, no and si man.

Best one (see final intake item) was the only one detoured to via signage, whee man.

The intake, see man:

-- Many-piece twin sheet set (flannel) + 2 large plastic canisters = $2, highway robbery man

-- 2 toy cars for Mini-B. = buck & a half, wee man

-- Lightning McQueen cloth carrier for Mini-B. = half a buck, wee man

-- 2 magnetic-backed scratchpads + train for Mini-B. = $1, whee and wee man

-- full box of mostly full/usable toiletries + 2 newish pillowcases + full can Glade air-freshener = $2, whee man

Total investment = $Many, whee man.

Upon return to the casa, I discovered that Mini-B. had invited one of his little buddies over. Mini-Buddy stayed for Many hours (too long man). Decided to clean the linen closet, overstuffed man. Purged Many (2x2x2+2+2) bath towels, Many (2x2x2+2+2+2) hand-towels, 2 full-sheet sets, 1 twin-sheet set (another to come), and Many (2x2) queen-sheet sets, rediscoveries man. Blew all down to donation place before latter closed, speed man. Donation guys tickled to see me, longtime man. Cashier & head lady inside resale store equally thrilled to see me, longtime man. Bought huge glass salad-bowl for $2 and a (no kidding, no man) Gucci tie for under $1, steal man. Paid total of only $Many.1Many, whee man.

Lower back (not culprit muscle) was aching all day, ouch man. In eve, warshed kitchen rags + guest towels, and dished/de-dished the warsher, industrious man.

Today (Sunday), ingeniously combined 2 laundry loads and therefore warshed only Many loads as opposed to the projected Many loads, brilliant Thread Laundress man. Watched cat severely damage a green lizard on back patio, huntress man. Lizard was on back, hyperventilating in apparent death throes, ciao man, but soon managed to off-scamper except for detached tail, escape man. Cat wanted praise for being a good huntress, miu man.

[TBoneTX 44,971]

Gonna thread ban me tbone?

Hmmmmm, man.....

1. And did you only care about what all men only care about the first day? Hmmmm?

2. Reminds me of my first trip to see my husband, I had caught a GI bug.

Many. I know, we can talk about tents and farts and....ummmm garages, yeah garages.

1. I had just managed to kick the rubias out of the casa, see ma'am.

2. You were a GI? Did it bug you? Were you honorably discharged, huh ma'am?

Many. More like beer and farts in tents and garages, righttrack ma'am.

Edited August 11, 2014 by TBoneTX