Backaches, Bimbos, and Breakups

[Ontarkie 14,226]

well, I was having a peaceful evening until Tiff opened her mouth

<Sigh>

I am busy busy with school and house and kiddo stuff.

My accounting class is over on Wednesday.

Yay I suck at math and well school

she keeps coming up here every 5 minutes to look over my shoulder

Tell her you need to breath a bit but only a bit ")

she questions every little thing that I do now

I can't breathe in my own house.

Hopefully time will fix that for you

[TBoneTX 45,303]

1. Man you're in rough shape. When you hurt your back you should take it easy. GS, laundry, cleaning are not easy on your back..

2. Used toilet seats for sale Eww

1. Well, the acupunk (my new, clever name for the acupuncture doc) did me well this afternoon, relief man.

2. Each sells for at least $Many and sometimes for as much as $Many, $i ma'am.

I cooked for whole family most of this time

Your final offering to them must be Brother D's brownies, most definitely ma'am.

1. night two they charge us $Many more

2. they made no note about the fees jumping $Many for a second night

Many. I will escalate this until I get my $Many back.

1. That sucks, sigh man.

2. That sucks too, sigh man.

Many. I would escalate this even if it were only $Many and not actually the $Many that you were overcharged, grrr man.

Edited August 5, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,303]

I get loud too but I stay in english

Is Canadian really English, eh ma'am?

stoner clerk was on duty during breakfast, and he wasn't paying attention[...] the front desk clerk was hiding around the corner and not visible.

He needs (or, if too late now, needed) indoctrination on these two realities, see man:

1. Any job is a good job, si man.

2. No matter how good a job you do, you can always do a better one, si man.

update - hubs responded that he will take a day off when i tell him to. my email worked !!!

Bullies, cowards, and children almost always give in, si and whee ma'am.

Checking in....

For many reasons, you owe us $Many. Payment in small, unmarked bills or via PayPal, $i man.

Edited August 5, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,303]

Rant: People should take their lunches out of the toaster oven when done. I'm friggin' hungry!!!!

You should eat the offenders' lunches, and then eat the offenders for lunch, si ma'am.

Fish

Anyone who microwaves fish should be sentenced to Great Bodily Death, along with people who donate only the flat or fitted sheet, not both, to resale shops, see man.

Yikes T-B. Thy back has suffered many problems, and yet thou still walketh and driveth and choreth about?

Prithee, why dost thou waxeth e'er Elizabethan, huh ma'am?

Awfully quiet in here!

Whaaaaat? Speak up, and this time in English and not Canadian, D ma'am!

I haven't been here for a few days, that's why

You have been replaced in a bloody coup, see man. After a furious realignment of forces and the breaking and writing of many hastily written treaties, one or more of the Commie-babes is in charge, oj tak. (Good Asia! Good, GOOD Asia!)

[TBoneTX 45,303]

eh!

English-only outside the regional forums, oj tak! Reported!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well, I was having a peaceful evening until Tiff opened her mouth

Tell her to shut it, si man.

My accounting class is over on Wednesday.

Can we then finally hold you accountable, huh ma'am?

she keeps coming up here every Many minutes to look over my shoulder

By now, you should have a harem of Many rubias, see here man. Write to them, frequently and eloquently. When Tiff questions this, respond by describing the individual glories of each rubia in greatest detail, see man.

1. she questions every little thing that I do now

2. I can't breathe in my own house.

1. It's over, see man.

2. It's over and should be, see man.

Hopefully time will fix that for you

Hopefully rubias will fix that for him, whee man.

[TBoneTX 45,303]

Monday back-report, si and semi-ouch and semi-ouchless man:

Awoke an hour early; visited facilities; back throbbed just enough to prevent re-sleep, no zzz man.

Got out of casa a bit early to have new bloodwork done, chiefly liver/kidney investigations, organs man.

During workday, back ranged from tolerable to slightly uncomfortable, semi-ouch man.

Left early to visit acupunk, see man.

Acupunk fascinated by tales of medical derring-do, rapt man.

Got acupunked; noted no immediate difference (= standard, man).

Returned to casa; got nice nap, zzz man; began noting difference after about Many hours, relief man.

Dished the warsher; changed bed in guest room in prep for VJ couple's arrival, work man.

Couple got hosed in Guayaquil even worse than we did, sigh and grrr man.

Couple's arrival estimated at Many p.m. Tuesday eve, see them for dinner man.

Meanwhile, must take the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile for state emissions reinspection in morn, redo man.

Newish jalopy failed first test because battery too new/computer not reset, sigh and no man.

If it fails again (or even now), CarFax shall list it as a smogmobile, wrong man.

In better news, new tyres on T-B.-mobile holding air and performing well hot/cold, whee man.

Gringo half of VJ couple shall nod solemnly in appreciation of above, si man.

Former Ecuatoriana half of VJ couple shall not care and shall blather in Spanish with Mrs. T-B., she man.

It shall be a fun Many-day visit, whee man.

Next acupunk appointment = Wednesday morn, pigstick man.

Meanwhile, must de-dish the warsher & throw bedsheets into dryer, domestic man.

Then, must minister to cat, prep, and hopefully zzz, man.

Mornin', Commie-babes and Singapuras!

[JTB11 1,079]

Monday back-report, si and semi-ouch and semi-ouchless man:

Awoke an hour early; visited facilities; back throbbed just enough to prevent re-sleep, no zzz man.

Got out of casa a bit early to have new bloodwork done, chiefly liver/kidney investigations, organs man.

During workday, back ranged from tolerable to slightly uncomfortable, semi-ouch man.

Left early to visit acupunk, see man.

Acupunk fascinated by tales of medical derring-do, rapt man.

Got acupunked; noted no immediate difference (= standard, man).

Returned to casa; got nice nap, zzz man; began noting difference after about Many hours, relief man.

Dished the warsher; changed bed in guest room in prep for VJ couple's arrival, work man.

Couple got hosed in Guayaquil even worse than we did, sigh and grrr man.

Couple's arrival estimated at Many p.m. Tuesday eve, see them for dinner man.

Meanwhile, must take the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile for state emissions reinspection in morn, redo man.

Newish jalopy failed first test because battery too new/computer not reset, sigh and no man.

If it fails again (or even now), CarFax shall list it as a smogmobile, wrong man.

In better news, new tyres on T-B.-mobile holding air and performing well hot/cold, whee man.

Gringo half of VJ couple shall nod solemnly in appreciation of above, si man.

Former Ecuatoriana half of VJ couple shall not care and shall blather in Spanish with Mrs. T-B., she man.

It shall be a fun Many-day visit, whee man.

Next acupunk appointment = Wednesday morn, pigstick man.

Meanwhile, must de-dish the warsher & throw bedsheets into dryer, domestic man.

Then, must minister to cat, prep, and hopefully zzz, man.

Mornin', Commie-babes and Singapuras!

Good luck with acu TB.

[Asia 2,498]

Morning/afternoon!

[Caryh 5,206]

Did Tiff not get the memo about good foreign wives not speaking unless spoken to?

Or do they only send those out to the mail order ones?

Well if they send them out to the mail order ones, mine didn't get the memo.

[Caryh 5,206]

Many. I would escalate this even if it were only $Many and not actually the $Many that you were overcharged, grrr man.

After talking with corporate, who forwarded the complaint to the hotel manager, my over charge was returned. And I hope a certain front desk clerk has been demoted out the door.

[NikLR 13,227]

Went to science center with kiddo. Didn't get to see it all. She asked hubs to go with next time for the space part (they both like space), but I'm not confident he will. He has a habit of saying "sounds cool, yeah let's do that" and then "I'm not in the mood but you go." Makes me soooooo angry.

Also saw myself in mirrors and pictures taken by monster- super depressing.

Am also super late, can't afford to be. Sigh. Likely nothing but of course worried anyhow.

[SAT 9,609]

SAT needs to find inner peace

I need space, period.

we missed you SAT welcome back!

Thank you.

[Caryh 5,206]

Went to science center with kiddo. Didn't get to see it all. She asked hubs to go with next time for the space part (they both like space), but I'm not confident he will. He has a habit of saying "sounds cool, yeah let's do that" and then "I'm not in the mood but you go." Makes me soooooo angry.

Also saw myself in mirrors and pictures taken by monster- super depressing.

Am also super late, can't afford to be. Sigh. Likely nothing but of course worried anyhow.

Congrats on the new baby. That certainly would help explain the view in the mirrors.

I need space, period.

Thank you.

You need to stay in a space where Tiff can watch you like a hawk, per her view

[SAT 9,609]

Went to science center with kiddo. Didn't get to see it all. She asked hubs to go with next time for the space part (they both like space), but I'm not confident he will. He has a habit of saying "sounds cool, yeah let's do that" and then "I'm not in the mood but you go." Makes me soooooo angry.

Also saw myself in mirrors and pictures taken by monster- super depressing.

Am also super late, can't afford to be. Sigh. Likely nothing but of course worried anyhow.

1- I think every guy is the same way. I do fight my laziness and keep all my promises made to Tiff, and any kid, especially mine.

2- all ya gotta do is get one 1 a those funky mirrors from the circus......

3- Late for what? I thought you're fixed.....

8- no more fallopian chat.......

Congrats on the new baby. That certainly would help explain the view in the mirrors.

Thank you thank you......

[NikLR 13,227]

I cannot be preggers. Period. There would be other issues if I'm late. Family history of cancer which scares me.