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SAT Grand Master

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What a little sweetheart, wee ma'am!

Thank you Tark. I would offer an arranged marriage with little bone. But.....

1- He might be a cheapo like you

2- My kiddo would be a cougar like Niki

3- Their kids would be like Trophie, freaks-a natures....

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Haven't really talked to them recently, to be honest. i paid back MIL for the plane tickets she paid for for us to initially fly to the US last year so she'd stop holding that over our heads, but that

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3- Their kids would be like Trophie, freaks-a natures....

Shush you.

Maybe she'd be interested in Gump's kid. He is going to be a bad boy and cousin marriages are legal in some places in America. You better watch out Steve.

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many It keeps the riff raff down in Texas

2 actually it doesn't blow at all now

Many (actually, 1.). Like zigzagging, it's important to know when to riff and when to raff, si man.

2. As stated, that blows, si and sigh man.

Lucas has been clingy since he got his needles. His sleeping has been crummy and naps all out suck, he will only sleep an hour at a time. Now that wouldn't be too bad if he would play on the floor, on in his saucer, but noooo he wants to be held.

This is the tough part of his job description, wee man. And welcome to Mommyhood, D ma'am.

why are you giving a Many month old acupuncture?

Because he's Many months old, duh man!

He's Many month now Many.Many lbs

See, man?

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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I'm really sleepy....I think Tiff slipped a mickey into my drink......passing out soon.......

Dream about rubias, glee man.

Thank you Tark. I would offer an arranged marriage with little bone. But.....

1- He might be a cheapo like you

2- My kiddo would be a cougar like Niki

Many- Their kids would be like Trophie, freaks-a natures....

Welcome, Klar.

1. Let's hope; he's being trained by the best, si and wee and whee man.

2. May she grow up to be as lovely as Niki-Bone, si man.

Many. If they got the recessive gene from your side, they'd be clueless re Polish Math, sigh man.

OK, I'm gonna go and see if I can sleep more than Many hrs tonight.....later

What's wrong with Many hours, depending on how Many, huh man?

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Friday report, see man:

Got ahead again on sales of pre-owned toilet seats, whee man.

Gassed T-B.-mobile at bad-'hood station, juvy-dees man.

Got to casa just about in time to mow lawn, cut man.

Mowed furiously on side-discharge, breaking only to change sweatbands, efficient man.

Finished all before dark, nonvampire man.

Cat's wrapper & FP lost, sigh man; substituted wadded notebook paper, glee miu man.

Spent hours furiously doing company-man stuff, where was Ontarklar man.

Have only Many hours to sleep before arising for GS attendance, little zzz man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie-babes, absent Singapuras, et al.!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Here I am not getting many hours of sleep.

Some people count sheep, see ma'am: "One, two, many, many, many, many..."

Perhaps try counting rubios (male blondes), whee ma'am: "One, two, many, many..."

Of course, that might result in even fewer than Many hours of sleep, si ma'am.

Sadly, despite arrival of intelligent company here, cat prep zzz man.

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Tbone I can only count to one rubio. He sleeps beside me. Lol. Uno. Well maybe repeating uno for the next hour will help. Why the heck am I not sleepy?!

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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SAT Grand Master

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Tbone I can only count to one rubio. He sleeps beside me. Lol. Uno. Well maybe repeating uno for the next hour will help. Why the heck am I not sleepy?!

I, on the other hand.....

Slept for 7:45 hrs for the first time in may be 6 months......

Shush you.

Maybe she'd be interested in Gump's kid. He is going to be a bad boy and cousin marriages are legal in some places in America. You better watch out Steve.

;)

Ew....haisidic.....

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I went to bed early, did not fall asleep any earlier though :(

Lucas woke up many time last night normal for him. The not normal fr him part is at many o'clock he woke up screeching and blowing raspberries. That went on for an hour and a half :cry:

So now I'm up again with him, had to sneak out of bed not to wake the Tornado because he was screeching and blowing raspberries again. Oh and now he is away an can't wake anyone he is quiet.

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SAT Grand Master

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Tbone I can only count to one rubio. He sleeps beside me. Lol. Uno. Well maybe repeating uno for the next hour will help. Why the heck am I not sleepy?!

same here....3 am and i'm sleepless in seattle. :\

You both subconsciously can't stand to sleep next to your husbands, that's why.....

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