Backaches, Bimbos, and Breakups

[kitthekat 1,317]

mmm soft shell crabs. that does sound good...

[SAT 9,609]

And fried oysters with hush puppies. Hand pulled BBQ pork....

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

We're in Virginia beach.

There's your problem right there.

[SAT 9,609]

This is where captain Jack's pirate ship is.....

[SAT 9,609]

Ok ya freaks. I'm going to watch some shawshank redemption and go to sleep....

[Ontarkie 14,221]

Night Steve!

[NikLR 13,227]

We're in Virginia beach.

Had seafood in Maryland on the way down.

Watched the sunset from the Chesapeake bay bridge.

Staying at supposedly a 4 and a half star hotel, but the internet speed is about 1 mbps. The pool is dirty, the lights in the garden area is not lit. The bathroom vanity is cracked. The lamps were all unplugged. The fridge isn't stocked.

We're in Virginia beach.

Had seafood in Maryland on the way down.

Watched the sunset from the Chesapeake bay bridge.

Staying at supposedly a 4 and a half star hotel, but the internet speed is about 1 mbps. The pool is dirty, the lights in the garden area is not lit. The bathroom vanity is cracked. The lamps were all unplugged. The fridge isn't stocked.

You see? Look at my double post.....

Oh and the TV is like a 32 inch.....only 5 inches bigger than Tarklars GS tv

Demand your money back and stay someplace nicer?

Did you trip advisor your hotel??

[NikLR 13,227]

Steve.. next time go to Canada and stay here: http://skicrescendo.com/

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

My husband actually did dishes today. Dishes! *faints* How much can I milk this?

[TBoneTX 45,284]

I know a little bit about crime scenes.... (ya freak of nature)......

it's what is known as "The major Many"

the above is "The major Many"

Obviously, nobody above majored in Polish Math or passed a single course in it, oj nie.

Stretch was just jealous cause Jessica is at least Many times hotter than her......

How dare you insult the lovely, irresistible Ontarklar, huh man?

1. Well the open can of pop and box of noodles have been solved.

2. minus the blonde hair I don't like blonde!

1. Told you the fingerprints would help, Steveklar man.

2. How dare that you say this, huh ma'am?! You're off my list of potential rubias, sigh ma'am.

Blonde? Never.

How dare that you say this, huh ma'am?! You're off my list of potential rubias, sigh ma'am.

I should dye my hair... Should go to the hairdresser, but doing it at home would be cheaper...

Good blonde Asia! Good, GOOD blonde Asia!

1. doing it at home, while much much much much cheaper

2. I'm getting old

1. Stop at the last word or many, whee ma'am. Smart Niki-Bone! Smart, SMART Niki-Bone!

2. Oj nie nie nie, ma'am. Female Math Age is as follows: You're your actual age until you're Many, then you remain Many until you're Many, and then you become Many for the rest of your life. See how easy, and such a good system, huh and si ma'am?

Edited August 31, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,284]

I don't get so many greys yet as I have to dye it.

Then you must be only Many years old, see there ma'am. However, just wait until you're Many years old, si ma'am.

he went to take the trash out

Good Jonas! Good, GOOD Jonas!

I am tired and hormonal and don't want to cook dinner.

Except for hormonal part (mostly), you sound like Mrs. T-B., si ma'am.

Anyways in polish math the bill for today was 1+2 almost 2+2 with a couple zeros

Immediately understandable and impeccably accurate. Good Ontarklar! Good, GOOD Ontarklar!

He's inside now. Well, at least his hide is.

Is that the bear truth, huh man?

Pretty bad that I miss the bears, now I worry about ppl.

You're such a bad shot that you missed the bears and now worry about missing people, huh ma'am?

Do you miss the moose just as much, huh ma'am?

1. jonas left again, then came home bearing ice cream

2. and then did all the dishes

Many. so he is forgiven now...

1. Good only if it was chocolate, slurrrrrrrp ma'am.

2. Good Jonas! Good, GOOD Jonas!

Many. Only if it was chocolate and he both dished and de-dished the warsher, si ma'am.

1. Had seafood in Maryland on the way down.

2. Staying at supposedly a Many and a half star hotel

Many. Oh and the TV is like a Many inch.....only Many inches bigger than Tarklars GS tv

1. Sea, man?

2. Which one, huh man? Many-and-a-half is pretty good, si man.

Many. Just Many inches bigger? I got a better deal than you did, ha man.

[TBoneTX 45,284]

Well yay to Virginia beach.

More familiar with Norfolk, but yay to both, whee man.

Didn't VB used to be Virginia's most populous city, huh man? If still, no one would ever guess it, no man.

My husband actually did dishes today. Dishes! *faints* How much can I milk this?

Reel, writhe, and faint in coils, see ma'am, and you & Kit should pay me royalties, because it apparently rubs off, $i ma'ams. In fact, I am now awaiting the completion of the dishing so that de-dishing can commence, domestic man. I have just eaten an entire Many-ounce bag of "Cheese & Garlic Croutons" in anticipation, burp man.

Edited August 31, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,284]

Saturday report, see man:

Made it to Defensive Driving class 1 minute before start time, rush man.

Of Many students, was only one taking it for insurance-discount purposes, $i man.

Was fortunate to find straight-backed chair to bring in, otherwise-intolerable man.

Instructress was new to us, new ma'am, but not bad at it, no ma'am.

Ate 2 packages of cookies and 2 "chewy granola bars" before lunch, ingest man.

Ate equivalent of a whole small pizza for lunch, ingest man.

Nearly fell asleep, along with rest of class, after lunch, near-zzz man.

Got perfect Many% on final test, proud man.

Got completion certificate for insurance purposes immediately, $i and whee man.

Picked up shirts at dry-cleaners on way back to casa, efficient man.

Questioned overcharge and got back $1 + half a buck -.10, $i man.

Upon casa arrival, needed major nap but shower first, quandary man.

Decided to mow lawn, industrious man.

Took Many brief breaks solely to change sweatbands; finished in 1 hour, efficient sweater man.

Got precisely zero mosquito- and hormiga-bites, no bite me man.

Showered in coldest possible water, cool man.

After off-toweling, laid down for Many minutes under full-blast ceiling fan, still sweating man.

Heard Mrs. T-B. planning to take Mini-B. to park for 2 hours, she and wee man.

Gloriously napped for nearly 2 hours, zzz man.

Awoke shortly before return of Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B., end-zzz and she and wee man.

Played Play-Doh and Trains and "Space Shovel" (Space Shuttle) with Mini-B., wee man.

During above, cat drops fuzzy pompom at feet and looks expectant, multiple children man.

Intermittently played Fuzzy Pompom with cat while playing with Mini-B., multitask man.

Upon hand-off of Mini-B. to Mrs. T-B., played FP with expectant cat, miu man.

Watched late news, inform man.

Dished the warsher, good husband man.

Played more FP with expectant cat, miu man.

Went up to computer, VJ man.

Cat dropped FP at feet, miu man.

Played more FP with expectant cat, miu man.

Went up to computer, VJ man.

Cat dropped FP at feet, miu too man.

Informed cat of other duties, VJ man.

Cat looked disappointed but went off, miu man.

Desperately need to hit Aldi Foods in morn, out-of-store-brand-Gatorade man.

Aldi closed on Labor Day, celebrate man.

Question, si man: Why is it called "Labor Day" if no one is to labor on that day, huh man?

Question, si man: Why do Canadians add superfluous "u" to "Labour" Day, eh man?

Does not "superfluous" already have Many of the letter U in it, huh man?

Thread-Laundress report due tomorrow, report man.

Further cat, then de-dish and prep and zzz, man.

Mornin', Commie-babe(s), Singapuras, and non-rubia Canadiennes!

Edited August 31, 2014 by TBoneTX

[Jacque67 7,328]

Blonde? Never. Did it once on purpose and once by accident (stupid hairdresser went overboard with highlights.) I prefer brown or red.

Yeah. It all depends on one's complexion .

I dyed my hair black once, and my family said it made me look insane! Might do it again;)

[Jacque67 7,328]

rant-

So last week the pillock says if I email him the letter with all the pertinent info, he would copy, print and fax. So did that at least ten times.

Phoned to ask if the fax had been sent "Sorry. Not yet. I am in a bad place"

To make it even easier I faxed the letter twice, yesterday, so that it could be simply signed, and faxed out. Got a verbal promise that he would do it yesterday.

Phoned to check whether the mission had been accomplished- "not yet. I am depressed and my leg hurts".

Later got a text saying "don't be bitter"

How incompetent and dysfunctional is this guy????

Really frustrating. I want closure so that I have a chance of getting a tourist visa to visit friends at Xmas (and pick up my things that he can't be bothered to send on to me)

Aaaaaaaaaaggggghh