Backaches, Bimbos, and Breakups

[SAT 9,609]

Now if I was Mr Jim Bob Stretch......

I'd be like....Hmmmm....wife- Jessie S, wife- Jessie S...... Jessie S wins

[TBoneTX 44,792]

Legs kept me up most of the night, then the babies woke up early, go figure!

Now I'm awake dealing with the crabbiest girl in the world. Why can't this child wake up in a good mood?

Who is Legs? Does hubby know about this?

When Mini-B. stirs, I immediately say, "It's a beautiful day!" His reaction dictates whether it is or isn't, oj tak or nie.

I had almost Many hours sleep. The most I've had in weeks .....

Well, that's being specific, sigh man...

I didn't even fall a lseep till after 2am since I hurt so much. Then Lucas wakes up to eat at least twice. Then hubby has his dum alarm clock go off Many mins before he gets his butt out of bed, wakes Lucas again then Alexis comes busting in demanding milk.

Welcome to Mommyhood, D ma'am. You sound like Mrs. T-B., si ma'am.

Its really a shame when a wife doesn't want to admit she ate a box of noodles and a soda, and forgot to throw away the evidence.

Where's the +Many button, huh man?

Edited August 30, 2014 by TBoneTX

[SAT 9,609]

Oh look what the cat dragged in....if it isn't Mr. "lemme find some used canned goods and a wife at the GS"......

[Ontarkie 14,145]

Now if I was Mr Jim Bob Stretch......

I'd be like....Hmmmm....wife- Jessie S, wife- Jessie S...... Jessie S wins

Nope he would not say that the man is head over heals with his wife

Who is Legs? Does hubby know about this?

When Mini-B. stirs, I immediately say, "It's a beautiful day!" His reaction dictates whether it is or isn't, oj tak or nie.

Welcome to Mommyhood, D ma'am. You sound like Mrs. T-B., si ma'am.

Well I would be legs and yes my husband has met my legs and he likes!

I wish she stirred first she is sound a sleep to wide awake and terror begins

[SAT 9,609]

Well I would be legs and yes my husband has met my legs and he likes!

Speaking of hairy legs.......

We haven't heard from Wacko, Winks, and that Journey guy.......

May be Aliban went back to england, Winks didn't like the pit of Pennsylvania and went back to the outback, and Journey guy went back to Tahiti......

[Ontarkie 14,145]

I'm pretty sure Wiggles is probably just tired

Now the rest hmmm it must be a conspiracy

Edited August 30, 2014 by Ontarkie

[SAT 9,609]

ok, I'm a going to sleep ya vampires.......

I'm not staying up to listen to Tark talk about choking on cat fur......

[Ontarkie 14,145]

Night Steve, sleep well

[kitthekat 1,317]

husband cooked beef stroganoff today, from scratch, using his mom's recipe. i'm so proud i could cry!

[TBoneTX 44,792]

I got in your locked house I will be back.

She should have insisted that the cop take the stuff and lift fingerprints. That would have solved the credibility issue, in either direction, si man.

No point going out to eat a greasy burger if it's not even greasy.

Oj nie!!!!! There is every reason to do this, see ma'am.

Burgers at restaurants in North America are considered "sandwiches".

And one of the major Food Groups, whee man.

it seemed like it was totally beyond them to handle a coupon.

The BK employees locally are either Hispanics who don't speak English, or obvious recent ex-cons. I don't know how the company survives, no man.

Edited August 30, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 44,792]

folding laundry

Salve for the soul, si ma'am. Thread-Laundress report now, si man!

House fatty. At least hubs doesn't have to worry about anyone chasing me

Go blonde, see and whee ma'am.

I have major bloat and feel like a stuffed sausage right now.

Go blonde, see and whee man.

Well I guess I should go get the grass cut. It's going to rain so better do it before it gets even longer.

This was the only bummer of an otherwise-good Friday, see report man.

Had lunch with Tiff.

Shouldn't you instead be reveling in the glori, a man?

[TBoneTX 44,792]

we haven't seen Darklar.....

Missing in action, MIA man.

lovely...i am so ready for my Many day weekend.

You deserve Many days, whether it's Many or Many, si ma'am.

But I will double check with T-bone.... T-bone when you check out the pic let me know

Steveklar, all is forgiven, my son...

I'll let T-bone double check.

Rubias... nectar of the goddesses... whee man...

Tarklar will like it, he = perverted.....

It is never perverted to prefer rubias, no man...

1. Oh he may like it too

2. but is it workable for VJ??

1. Oj tak. Oj tak tak tak tak tak...

2. Oj nie, sigh man.

Edited August 30, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 44,792]

1. Oh look what the cat dragged in....

2. Mr. "lemme find some used canned goods and a wife at the GS"......

1. Cat actually found her fuzzy pompom AND a wadded wrapper, dropping both on my keyboard, miu man.

2. No GSs today, no man, but some good resale-shopping, see report man.

Well I would be legs and yes my husband has met my legs and he likes!

Ontarklar leg fotos or they didn't happen, see or no ma'am!

I'm not staying up to listen to Tark talk about choking on cat fur......

There's an entirely apt double entendre beginning with p and including a u and a double sibilant-type letter and a y, but it's not family- or filter-friendly, no man.

i'm so proud i could cry!

Was the food-poisoning unparalleled, huh ma'am, or was there another reason?

entendre

English-only outside the regional forums, oj tak. Reported!!!!!

Edited August 31, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 44,792]

Friday report, see man:

Mid-morn, took the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile to put air in the tyres (British spelling), si man.

Then took the T-B.-mobile for oil change & air in tyres, si man.

Visited new, promising resale shop, whee man.

At regular resale shop, hit jackpot, whee man.

Black Ralph Lauren dress slacks, half-price, total half of half a buck under $2, steal man.

Gray Jos. A. Bank dress slacks, half-price, total $2 + half a buck, steal man.

Garaged relatively clean T-B.-mobile before downpour began, dry man.

Took Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. in filthy Mrs.-T-B.-mobile to Langosta Roja for lunch, coupon man.

Stuck umbrella in trunk of Mrs.-T-B.-mobile before departing casa, smart man.

Deluge on way nicely warshed filthy Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, free man.

Deluge did not arrive at Langosta Roja before we did, no and dry man.

Dined well although spent $Many, even with $Many-off coupon, sigh man.

Used umbrella strategically to reseat selves in Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, semi-dry man.

Mrs.-T-B.-mobile spotless upon re-garaging, warsh free man.

Napped off lunch for nearly 2 hours, zzz man.

Played Catch, Airplanes, & Tennis Rackets with MIni-B., wee man.

Went to Kohl's with drooling Mrs. T-B. & energetic Mini-B., $igh and wee man.

Shepherded energetic Mini-B. for nearly 2 hours while Mr$. T-B. $hopped, $igh man.

Verbatim, determined quote from Mini-B. toward end of marathon, wee man:

"We have work to do, and we must do it as soon as possible: Find Mommy!" hee hee wee man.

Despite two $Many-off coupons, Mr$. T-B. $till $pent $Many, $igh and man.

Idly discussed going to Sears; decided upon dinner instead, ingest man.

Went to Chinese buffet where we'd gone after learning that fetal Mini-B. was a boy, pre-wee man.

Place had changed hands; food & service were less than under previous ownership, sigh man.

Paid $Many (and that with no tip); regretfully agreed that there's no reason to ever return, no man.

Returned to casa; played Catch and Trains and Blocks with Mini-B., wee man.

Dished the warsher, manageable-for-once man.

Watched late news, veg man.

Sat at computer for VJ requirements, diligent man.

Cat dropped long-lost bedraggled fuzzy pompom on keyboard, miu man.

Played Fuzzy Pompom with cat for Many minutes, PlayWithOlderChildToo miu man.

Returned to computer for VJ requirements, diligent man.

Cat dropped longer-lost Wadded Wrapper on keyboard, miu man.

Ignored cat temporarily; cat is asleep at feet, awaiting miu man.

Have signed up for Defensive Driving class on Sat. for insurance-discount reasons, $igh man.

What a boring waste of day with attendees half our estimable age of Many years, suffer man.

Young attendees will have waited till last minute to fulfill their requirement of the course, duh man.

Young attendees will panic when completion certificates unavailable immediately, duh man.

Unsure what energy will remain after draining day, no man.

Tonight: De-dish warsher, cat (including Fetch), prep, & zzz man.

Mornin', Commie-babes, Singapuras, and newly rubia Canadiennes, si ma'ams!

[SAT 9,609]

husband cooked beef stroganoff today, from scratch, using his mom's recipe. i'm so proud i could cry!

How many pounds of goat does that recipe call for?