Backaches, Bimbos, and Breakups

[TBoneTX 45,284]

Today is a sad day.

Hugs, Niki-B.

A friend who is a tool salesman tells me many of the tool manufacturers are working on pulling production out of China because of the poor quality is costing them their reputations and money due to returns.

Many unhappy returns, huh man?

Local hardware store says that they avoid products from China like the plague unless there's absolutely no option, no man.

slept from Many:Many to Many.....

Trade you that for my previous back, ouch man.

Quit fretting and make the break, see man.

Maybe he just needs to not tail gate someone

Maybe they should get out of the way and also not squirt their windshields, si and no man.

[TBoneTX 45,284]

Steve should try counting sheep

He wouldn't get far, no man: "1, 2, Many, Many, Many..."

from when I was may be Many-Many or so

then from Many-Many.....

That's Many years, si man! You should have gotten help Many years ago, see man.

[TBoneTX 45,284]

It's because one of many reasons.....

1

Many

Many

2- Tarklar is chasing everyone away with his stale soliloquy

Many

Many. Our thread-leader is illiterate in Polish Math, oj sigh.

2. My preferred chaser is paint-thinner with a little grenadine, see man.

Trophie is nervous that her blood sugar levels have just surged despite being on metformin and never in her life having readings above 120. Trophie is also stressed above having moved so far away from her endocronologist and Trophy's daughter keeps bothering her every 2 minutes so she is having trouble making coherent thoughts.

Stay in as few pieces as possible, si ma'am.

...really i don't get it. those things are worthless, they are just paper. so why?!

Works for a competitor, huh ma'am?

Wants to wallpaper his bathroom, maybe ma'am?

Or going blind, except from masturbation, like Tarklar......

Are you blind enough not to have seen the fotos of Mrs. T-B., huh man?

So they stopped in front of your office, cause the kid was thirsty and they run out of toilet paper and needed some pamphlets and brochures?

I could have sold them a quality pre-owned toilet seat at a truly fair price had I been there, lost opportunity man.

[Asia 2,498]

Wants to wallpaper his bathroom, maybe ma'am?

I could have sold them a quality pre-owned toilet seat at a truly fair price had I been there, lost opportunity man.

1) Got it first, yay man!

2) Yeah, really lost opportunity...

[TBoneTX 45,284]

Thursday report, see man:

Got all of Friday off, whee man -- made sales quota, $i man.

Corpulent cat on lap is anxious for ministry, miu man.

Back was semi-ouching in afternoon, semi-ouch man.

Rant, see man: Why are heating-pad high temperatures too hot, and medium temps inadequate, huh man?

Rant #2, see man: Only one GS anywhere in area this weekend, hmmmph man.

Non-rant, see man: Will hit one resale store with Many%-off Friday discount, instead man.

Non-rant #2, see man: Will hit new resale store with Many%-off coupon, instead man.

Non-rant #Many, see man: Casa A/C verrrry cold, whee man.

Non-rant #Many, see man: Kitchen hormigas missing in action since last nuking, killed man.

Non-rant #Many, see man: Have Many coupons for Burger King, Arby's, & Carl's Jr., whee man.

Rant #Many, oj tak: One Commie-babe was present here earlier but isn't now, oj tak and nie.

Non-rant #Many, oj tak: Asia reappeared, whee ma'am. (GOOD Asia!)

Cat prep zzz, man.

Mornin', Good Present & Bad Absent Asia!

[Asia 2,498]

Rant #Many, oj tak: One Commie-babe was present here earlier but isn't now, oj tak and nie.

Non-rant #Many, oj tak: Asia reappeared, whee ma'am. (GOOD Asia!)

Yeah, Asia is at the office, and doing some work between visiting this thread

[Ontarkie 14,221]

Legs kept me up most of the night, then the babies woke up early, go figure!

Now I'm awake dealing with the crabbiest girl in the world. Why can't this child wake up in a good mood?

[SAT 9,609]

Why can't this child wake up in a good mood?

May be don't let her see you when she wakes up?

I had almost 7 hours sleep. The most I've had in weeks .....

off to the dentist

[Ontarkie 14,221]

May be don't let her see you when she wakes up?

I had almost 7 hours sleep. The most I've had in weeks .....

off to the dentist

Oh now you're being funny

Yay for sleep

hope your dentist trip is pain free!

[Caryh 5,206]

We had running around to do last night, my wife needed supplies to cook something for a baby shower at work and needed a gift for the baby shower. So rather than have dinner at home, we decided on fast food, cue in Burger King. I discuss with my wife what she wants, I determine what I want, and the wife pops out with a coupon for a free sandwich.

Clerk, Can I help you

Me, I'd like the 5 piece chicken strip meal, with buffalo sauce, and a number one meal (Whopper, fries and a Soda). But I have this coupon for a free sandwich, so however you need to enter it is fine. <hands coupon to clerk>

Clerk, <looks at coupon> what do you want again

Me, repeats previous sentence from me.

Clerk, Was that chicken strips?

Me, yes, the meal

Clerk, 3 or 5 piece

Me, 5 piece, the meal with buffalo dipping sauce

Clerk, You want to make that a meal?

Me, aaarrrgggghhhh Yes, with buffalo dipping sauce

Clerk, do you want dipping sauce with that?

Me, Yes, Buffalo Dipping Sauce. <SMH already>

Clerk, this coupon is for a sandwich

Me, splork! Yes I wanted the number 1 meal to, but how ever you have to charge it is fine.

Clerk, but that's a meal this is for a sandwich

Me, YES, if you need to enter is as the whopper, then fries, then drink its fine with me.

Clerk, <stairs at coupon for a bit, enters nothing into system>, Do you still want the chicken strips?

Me, YES!!!

Clerk, I don't know how to do this I need the manager.

Me, then can you get the manager?

Clerk, OK, <goes to get the manager>

Manager, What seems to be the problem?

Me, I have a coupon for a free sandwich, I want a number 1 meal, but if you need to charge separate for the fries and drink that's fine.

Manager, That's a meal this is for a sandwich

Me, Yes it is, but I want a Whopper, fries and a drink.

Manager, <stairs at coupon for a while, looks at screen> This is for a sandwich

Me, <wanting to say no shite Sherlock, but says> Yes its for a sandwich, if you need to enter the sandwich, fries and drink separately its fine.

Manager, <stairs at screen a while longer> Do you still want the chicken strips?

Me <tempted to say, no since I'll need to pay for them separately I'll let my wife standing beside me go hungry, instead say> YES!!!!

Manager, What kind of sandwich did you want?

Me, <thinking this is the friggen manager????> A whopper, plus fries and a drink

Manager, this coupon is only for a sandwich

Me, aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh

Wife, Yes he wants a whopper, fries and a drink

Manager, <stairs at screen a little longer, starts punching buttons> hands a receipt and tells the amount.

Me, <pays the amount, looks at receipt, there's no whopper or coupon on it> The whopper is not on here

Manager, Oh yah <starts punching buttons again, hands another receipt with whopper and coupon noted>

Me, <SMH>

We're dining in but they give us our meal in a bag, not a tray. Yet normal to go inclusions like napkins are not included, note others eating in have gotten trays, but I won't ask, oh no I'll never ask for anything else at this place again.

Edited August 29, 2014 by Caryh

[Caryh 5,206]

Oh now you're being funny

Yay for sleep

hope your dentist trip is pain free!

I got 5 and half hours sleep last night.

He loves the pain.

[Ontarkie 14,221]

We had running around to do last night, my wife needed supplies to cook something for a baby shower at work and needed a gift for the baby shower. So rather than have dinner at home, we decided on fast food, cue in Burger King. I discuss with my wife what she wants, I determine what I want, and the wife pops out with a coupon for a free sandwich.

Clerk, Can I help you

Me, I'd like the 5 piece chicken strip meal, with buffalo sauce, and a number one meal (Whopper, fries and a Soda). But I have this coupon for a free sandwich, so however you need to enter it is fine. <hands coupon to clerk>

Clerk, <looks at coupon> what do you want again

Me, repeats previous sentence from me.

Clerk, Was that chicken strips?

Me, yes, the meal

Clerk, 3 or 5 piece

Me, 5 piece, the meal with buffalo dipping sauce

Clerk, You want to make that a meal?

Me, aaarrrgggghhhh Yes, with buffalo dipping sauce

Clerk, do you want dipping sauce with that?

Me, Yes, Buffalo Dipping Sauce. <SMH already>

Clerk, this coupon is for a sandwich

Me, splork! Yes I wanted the number 1 meal to, but how ever you have to charge it is fine.

Clerk, but that's a meal this is for a sandwich

Me, YES, if you need to enter is as the whopper, then fries, then drink its fine with me.

Clerk, <stairs at coupon for a bit, enters nothing into system>, Do you still want the chicken strips?

Me, YES!!!

Clerk, I don't know how to do this I need the manager.

Me, then can you get the manager?

Clerk, OK, <goes to get the manager>

Manager, What seems to be the problem?

Me, I have a coupon for a free sandwich, I want a number 1 meal, but if you need to charge separate for the fries and drink that's fine.

Manager, That's a meal this is for a sandwich

Me, Yes it is, but I want a Whopper, fries and a drink.

Manager, <stairs at coupon for a while, looks at screen> This is for a sandwich

Me, <wanting to say no shite Sherlock, but says> Yes its for a sandwich, if you need to enter the sandwich, fries and drink separately its fine.

Manager, <stairs at screen a while longer> Do you still want the chicken strips?

Me <tempted to say, no since I'll need to pay for them separately I'll let my wife standing beside me go hungry, instead say> YES!!!!

Manager, What kind of sandwich did you want?

Me, <thinking this is the friggen manager????> A whopper, plus fries and a drink

Manager, this coupon is only for a sandwich

Me, aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh

Wife, Yes he wants a whopper, fries and a drink

Manager, <stairs at screen a little longer, starts punching buttons> hands a receipt and tells the amount.

Me, <pays the amount, looks at receipt, there's no whopper or coupon on it> The whopper is not on here

Manager, Oh yah <starts punching buttons again, hands another receipt with whopper and coupon noted>

Me, <SMH>

We're dining in but they give us our meal in a bag, not a tray. Yet normal to go inclusions like napkins are not included, note others eating in have gotten trays, but I won't ask, oh no I'll never ask for anything else at this place again.

I refuse to eat microwave/steamed bathed fast food. But that service sounds like you would of got the same here.

I got 5 and half hours sleep last night.

He loves the pain.

Sure rub it in!

I didn't even fall a lseep till after 2am since I hurt so much. Then Lucas wakes up to eat at least twice. Then hubby has his dum alarm clock go off 30 mins before he gets his butt out of bed, wakes Lucas again then Alexis comes busting in demanding milk.

[Ontarkie 14,221]

A friend posted last night that when she came home after picking her husband up from work there was a can of pop and box of Thai noodles on her counter. Her husband noticed it, but didn't say anything till she was cleaning up after putting the kids to bed. She then freaks out because it wasn't hers. Her husband said it wasn't his, no one in their family has a key to the house. She was home all day with the kids, was only gone for 20 mins when she picked up her husband so she knows he didn't bring it in the house. We are all trying to get her to call the police. Her husband checked all the doors and windows nothing looks like someone broke in, he even went and checked the attic.

[Caryh 5,206]

I refuse to eat microwave/steamed bathed fast food. But that service sounds like you would of got the same here.

Sure rub it in!

I didn't even fall a lseep till after 2am since I hurt so much. Then Lucas wakes up to eat at least twice. Then hubby has his dum alarm clock go off 30 mins before he gets his butt out of bed, wakes Lucas again then Alexis comes busting in demanding milk.

Well you're home all day, so you always have time to cook, even more time since you never sleep. Well except when you're moderating the forum sometimes

A friend posted last night that when she came home after picking her husband up from work there was a can of pop and box of Thai noodles on her counter. Her husband noticed it, but didn't say anything till she was cleaning up after putting the kids to bed. She then freaks out because it wasn't hers. Her husband said it wasn't his, no one in their family has a key to the house. She was home all day with the kids, was only gone for 20 mins when she picked up her husband so she knows he didn't bring it in the house. We are all trying to get her to call the police. Her husband checked all the doors and windows nothing looks like someone broke in, he even went and checked the attic.

Its really a shame when a wife doesn't want to admit she ate a box of noodles and a soda, and forgot to throw away the evidence.

[Ontarkie 14,221]

Well you're home all day, so you always have time to cook, even more time since you never sleep. Well except when you're moderating the forum sometimes

Its really a shame when a wife doesn't want to admit she ate a box of noodles and a soda, and forgot to throw away the evidence.

Haha I would of picked Wendy's they still cook their burgers.

I bet she wishes that was the case. She just posted that the can of pop was open too.

They don't even have any pop in the house, I'm, thinking the worse. Someone is watching her he/she knew when she left, got in the house and left these things on purpose. Like to say hey I got in your locked house I will be back.