Backaches, Bimbos, and Breakups

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

I am also bored, so I am sharing this:

[Ontarkie 14,221]

That is terrible, what on earth was that guy thinking

[TBoneTX 45,273]

a 2003 Neon doesn't have a carburetor. No cars now have a carburetor. That article is a relic!

Brat's car has a "No start" condition, not a "Drive and stall" condition......

Complain to Walter, deflect man.

And you've posted that Dear Walter a hunnit times.....find us something new ya old bat!

It remains societally accurate and is therefore always funny if not hilarious, whee man.

Morning all, little one kept me up most of the night, he must be going through a growth spurt!

Nap time cannot come soon enough!

Wait until he starts cutting teeth, miserable wee man.

no more drinking moosehead beer and saying eh all the time.

Si, man -- it's like we're being invaded by a second-world country or somewhere, eh man!*

*Regardless, I continue to tremble in deference to our Many (2+1) Canadian moderatrices (plural of "moderatrix," feminine of "moderator," Latin derivative man).

1. Nice pic of your wife.

2. Does alternate weeks mean you make the lunch one week and she doesn't make your lunch the next?

1. Thank you, see she man.

2. Just about, perceptive man.

[TBoneTX 45,273]

tbone.. now I know why you do all the house work. I knew your wife was beautiful but she's utterly amazing. Wow.

Thank you and I'll tell her, si Niki-B. ma'am. And you are a close second, see ma'am.

1. Do you have 1 Many dollars?

2. I've decided on a reward system for myself if I start working out.

1. There's no such amount, because 1 can never equal Many, Remedial Polish Math man.

2. The incomparable pleasure of giving +1 to all my posts as though you were a Commie-babe, huh ma'am?

1. Well if you want to go naked, that's fine too.

2. the replacement of an entire wardrobe every year gets expensive

1. Nekkid fotos of Niki-Bone or she or the fotos or both didn't happen, si and no man!

2. Resale stores, $ave man.

1. Wow! Stunning.

2. You are very lucky!

1. Thank you, Frenchee ma'am. Should you ever send us fotos, you will be close to a tie for second, si ma'am.

2. The rubias don't think so, no ma'am and ma'am and ma'am and ma'am and ma'am and ma'am.

1. Tarklar got her at a garage sale in Guatemala

2. Darklar has 1 Many dollaz......

Many. Man I just walk into the office Many minutes ago, and I have a headache already.....

1. Oj nie nie nie, man -- remember that she bought me cheap, she man.

2. We have confirmed above that 1 can never equate to Many, si and no man.

Many. Then, next time, stay for merely Many minutes rather than for Many minutes, simple man.

The accord is Many weeks old, it has Many scratches on it already. All from fooks.

Do the fooks comprehend Polish Math better than you, huh man?

1. I already know that little Gump will fly off the handle once he is no longer the king. He'll be rebellious more than he already is, and destructive.

2. Genetically, the new baby will have Gump genes.

1. Let's hope that Gump Jr. won't harm the baby, si and no man.

2. Let's hope that Gump III won't harm Gump Jr., si and no man.

Did you hear about the Texas Aggie who put Odor-Eaters in his shoes, huh man?

He walked 2 blocks and disappeared, c u man.

[TBoneTX 45,273]

What I find even more disturbing is when I see women who are obese try to fit in those same cloths.

She: Honey, does this dress make me look fat?

He: No, the dress doesn't make you look fat. You ARE fat!

[TBoneTX 45,273]

bakakon ka!

English-only outside the regional forums, oj tak!

Gesundheit, si man.

Man my headache won't go away...

Fire him, c u man.

[TBoneTX 45,273]

1. UH--Downtown - English Language Institute - they have new classes often

2. She can be on campus all day. Use the library and gymnasium, whee-man.

1. Thought of, si man, but too far, sigh man.

2. And what about Mini-Bone, wee man? ...

1. The master bedroom is finally done being painted.

2. And hopefully they'll start work on our ceiling on Wednesday.

1. Whee, ma'am!

2. The ceiling? Things are looking up (or you're looking up at things), see ma'am.

It sure is boring here tonight.....

That's because you're still logged on and I'm not, sigh and no man.

Now my tummy is upset.

May you have the intestinal fartitute to survive this, si ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,273]

Thursday report, see man:

Awoke groggily, toolatetobed man. Back not fully cooperating, semi-ouch man.

Had semiproductive day peddling pre-owned toilet seats door-to-door, $i man.

After work, went to an ES, whee man. The haul, see man:

-- Many cans (2x2x2-1) of early June peas for half a buck per can, steal man;

-- Huge fancy-plastic spoon & fork for Mrs. T-B. for $2, she man;

-- Stretch-belt for $2, wear man; and

-- Many (2x2) thick warshcloths (fancy-hotel-type) for $1 each, steal man

Total = $Many, satisfied man.

Plan to hit a GS and an ES on the way in tomorrow, arisetooearly man.

Am falling asleep, zzz man. No nap today, no zzz and sigh man.

Cat & prep hopefully before zzz, man, but this will be a challenge, beware man.

Mornin', Commie-babe(s), Singapuras, et al. man!

[sweetswinks 400]

I've been absent! For good reasons though, reunited with my other half in the USA. Happy and relaxed. Now to eat a huge breakfast in Pittsburgh and head to the science museum.

[Caryh 5,206]

2. Resale stores, $ave man.

This is what we find for my wife at the local resale stores.

I've been absent! For good reasons though, reunited with my other half in the USA. Happy and relaxed. Now to eat a huge breakfast in Pittsburgh and head to the science museum.

Woot!!! Welcome. But why are you going to the science museum, have you wore out your other half already?

[NikLR 13,227]

Lol

[Ontarkie 14,221]

I've been absent! For good reasons though, reunited with my other half in the USA. Happy and relaxed. Now to eat a huge breakfast in Pittsburgh and head to the science museum.

Yay glad you made it safe and sound

[SAT 9,609]

Your Ice Bucket Challenge pics now.....

[NikLR 13,227]

Ice Bucket Challenge only works if you are raising money or donating to ALS research. My grandma had ALS. It's such a devastating disease. I've read the letters my grandma left and they are incredibly heart breaking. She never grew old my whole life until she just wasted away in a few years. RIP Grandma.

I'll probably do the challenge on the weekend, and post the video for you guys. I'm also sending money to my Aunt who is doing an ALS walk.

[NikLR 13,227]

I am so fat today I put on spanx. I haven't worn these since my wedding. How humiliating and miserable. Salads, chicken and fish only, working out everyday and rewarding myself with $10 towards my tattoo if I lose a lb that week. If I'm down to my goal weight next June I'll let myself get one. If not keep going until I actually can wear that Canada bikini i bought before I moved here.