Backaches, Bimbos, and Breakups

[TBoneTX 44,792]

1. in honor of Asia

2. have had some issues with family

1. Absent Asia! Absent, ABSENT Asia!

2. If you dissolve without serving Family a couple of dozen of Bro D's brownies, I'll know that life is unfair, oj tak.

Edited August 21, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 44,792]

My boys finally got their updates saying their oath is scheduled

Here's an oath: Damned glad to hear it, D ma'am!

[TBoneTX 44,792]

Red velvet cake is for next week my Many yr old turns Many tomorrow. his party is next week

Congratulations on his Manyth birthday, si man!

[TBoneTX 44,792]

Wednesday report, see man:

Back behaved pretty well today, no ouch man.

Mrs. T-B. wants to take an ESL class, but it's too late to register for anything, sigh man.

We finally gave cat a manicure this eve, miu man. Cat was much calmer than usual, miu man.

Cat has been like lap-fungus with me all eve, miu man.

Legs are falling asleep because of furry corpulence on lap, miu zzz man.

Heaven frowns on anyone who awakens a sleeping cat, miu zzz man.

Rant, see man: We have been out of cheaps for 2 days (my doing) and out of Blue Bell chocolate ice cream for 2 hours (community doing). I am eating from a bag of Peanut-Lovers' Chex Mix (purportedly with "Many% less fat than regular potato cheaps," right man), ingest man.

Rant #2, see man: Why must Chex Mix contain pretzels, huh man? They never collect the spicy flavor of the other contents, no man. Furthermore, if I want pretzels, I will buy a bag of them myself, see here man, and will eat them as a dedicated snack, NOT as a filler item amidst what I in principle bought the bag of Chex Mix for, si and no man. Bad General Mills! Bad, BAD General Mills! (Bad Colonel Mustard, too; he did it with the candlestick in the library, si man.)

Rant #Many, see man: When Mrs. T-B. goes insane and cleans the casa, specifically sweeping the kitchen floor, all the dustballs and hair and gross floor-stuff ends up in the cat's water bowl, sigh man. When accosted on the issue, Mrs. T-B. categorically denies it, she man, and refuses to admit that felines need clean water at all times, miu man. Furthermore, "cleaning the kitchen" obviously does not extend to banishing las hormigas de cocina (the kitchen ants), no man. They've started a new colony and are breeding like jackrabbits, see here and there and everywhere man.

Here is another very recent selfie of the culprit, she man:

She looks more South American than I've noticed before, no see man. As is known, the rubias are also available, si and si and si and si and si and si man.

Now, like a good gringo husband, I must de-dish the warsher (after having made the final two of my lunches for this week, Mrs.-T-B.-insists-that-we-take-alternate-weeks-making-my-lunches man), si and sigh man.

Mornin', Commie-babe(s), Singapuras, Canadiennes, Husbands Married to PMS-ing/Noncooking Wives, Imminent Immigrants, and all other groups who have forgotten the holy calling of +1 donations, si man!

Edited August 21, 2014 by TBoneTX

[SAT 9,609]

See above from Walter, man.

See above from Walter, man.

You roadkill chiseling schmuckalodian.....

a 2003 Neon doesn't have a carburetor. No cars now have a carburetor. That article is a relic!

Brat's car has a "No start" condition, not a "Drive and stall" condition......

[SAT 9,609]

And you've posted that Dear Walter a hunnit times.....find us something new ya old bat!

[Ontarkie 14,144]

Morning all, little one kept me up most of the night, he must be going through a growth spurt!

Nap time cannot come soon enough!

[Caryh 5,206]

there ain't no string bikini visible!

Is kiddo the really a plastic floaty toy?

no wait here:

BAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Caryh 5,206]

Give me some time to work out how to use photoshop and other such filters!!

Give us the raw photos, we can do the photoshopping for you. I did that for my sister in law once. She was looking for a husband, so I made a real sexy photoshopped image of her. The only thing that was really her was the face, and no way would she ever have worn something that sexy. I used to be really good at photoshop years ago as a hobby.

[Caryh 5,206]

Canadians are too polite. You know it.

Well they better learn quick, or they'll take that citizen certificate away. And no more drinking moosehead beer and saying eh all the time.

[Caryh 5,206]

Tiff, tho seldom accompanies me to any social gathering, is now more open to it.

However, tonight was no social gathering. So, I went stag.....

These people are a bunch of repressed commies acting like a bunch of catholic school girls......

Catholic school girls? Did they give you a bj in the back seat of the car?

[SAT 9,609]

Catholic school girls? Did they give you a bj in the back seat of the car?

no, they were wild and crazy......

Very not diplomatic.....

[Caryh 5,206]

Now, like a good gringo husband, I must de-dish the warsher (after having made the final two of my lunches for this week, Mrs.-T-B.-insists-that-we-take-alternate-weeks-making-my-lunches man), si and sigh man.

Nice pic of your wife.

Does alternate weeks mean you make the lunch one week and she doesn't make your lunch the next?

no, they were wild and crazy......

Very not diplomatic.....

I take it this was a work function, did you have to buy them female companionship for the evening?

[SAT 9,609]

I take it this was a work function, did you have to buy them female companionship for the evening?

work, yes....whoores, no.......

These f**ckers think not twice about ordering thousand dollar bottles of wine (That's worth a hunnit), and don't even know what they're ordering. I can sell them a bottle of 2013 Mondavi and charge them a thousand, and they'll think it's good.

These are gov't officials from China behaving like a bunch of wild dogs.

Good, we charge them an arm and a leg......

Edited August 21, 2014 by SAT

[Caryh 5,206]

work, yes....whoores, no.......

These f**ckers think not twice about ordering thousand dollar bottles of wine (That's worth a hunnit), and don't even know what they're ordering. I sell sell them a bottle of 2013 Mondavi and charge them a thousand, and they'll think it's good.

These are gov't officials from China behaving like a bunch of wild dogs.

Good, we charge them an arm and a leg......

I'd be careful about charging an arm and leg to Chinese communist officials. They'll likely actually give you some poor schmuck's arm and leg.