Backaches, Bimbos, and Breakups

[SAT 9,609]

Man I told you Minnesota was a rip off......

[Novembro 1,763]

Well, my legal name is my married name so easy for me to do.

The car registration cost an arm and a leg though. $600 to register both cars and for my driver's license. Eeek. I'm wondering if we should have lived in North Dakota instead.

Yeah that sh*t sucks.

How has the move been? Adjusting well?

How have you been Wack?

I've been alright. And you, my dear?

[SAT 9,609]

<shrugs>

More importantly......

How's Hannibal Dexter and Gus?

[Novembro 1,763]

Hannibal has made three breaks for it now. He doesn't want to love us, Gus is just fine. Growing up like a b.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Yeah that sh*t sucks.

How has the move been? Adjusting well?

People are nice, I love having central air, and things seem to be falling into place. I thought the Dane and I might have some cultural problems fitting in here, but none so far. I don't even notice them having an accent anymore and I no longer snap my head around and think did that cashier just ask me if I wanted "pot"? I am never calling it pop, no, never.

I also know, in the course of less than 2 months, way more about farming and BNSF rail car backups than I should.

[SAT 9,609]

Hannibal has made three breaks for it now. He doesn't want to love us, Gus is just fine. Growing up like a b.

he thinks you guys love gus more than him.....

[Novembro 1,763]

You go, girl. Yo go.

[SAT 9,609]

OK, I'm a going to sleep.

Talk to you guys tomorrow.....

[Novembro 1,763]

Night night there.

[kitthekat 1,317]

welcome back wacko!

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missed u bb

[TBoneTX 44,792]

Psst.... you forgot the Aussie over there.....

LPoP and unread, but the Aussie is an Imminent Immigrant, readmorecarefully man.

[TBoneTX 44,792]

Shopping report

This needs to go viral on Facebook or somewhere, D man.

I can recognise a photoshopped pic when I see one.

Already stated, si man -- and what are you doing by spelling "recognize" like a Brit or Aussie, and possibly a Canadian, huh man? Selling out (if in Canadia, "oot"), huh huh huh man?

1. she's Many months you fook......

2. That's a GE glasstop Many burner. Many inch

1. That's exactly what Bro D said, sigh man.

2. Where is the nearest remedial Polish Math class to you, plea man?

the vent is like an azz-kicking turbofan....

Make & model number, si man. Or, the make; the model number is a bunch of letters and Many.

Why is it that both the little ones can't sleep in on the same days. Lucas has been waking up at Many:Many it is now Many am and Tornado is still asleep?

They're exercising their little personalities, see D ma'am.

You should suggest another kid as long as she's not working. She'll be a greeter down at the local walmart before the week is out.

Actually, she wants another kid, but we can't really afford one and I have the rubias, see man. She wants to take ESL classes, but it's too late for community-college registration and we don't know of other decent programs, sigh and no man.

Or Mrs T-B could work at TBoneX favorite store, Aldi

LPoP and unread. It actually ain't my favorite store, oj nie, and Mrs. T-B. ain't crazy about Aldi, oj nie.

"Ain't" ain't a word, because "ain't" ain't in the dictionary, oj nie.

Edited August 20, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 44,792]

You should try calling your wifey "Stubby" since according to you, she is short and fat.

Where's the +Many button, huh man?

He'd likely be wearing that dinner she made if he tried that

Probably more appropriate than eating it, presumedpoison man.

1. we got the car fixed, it was a $Many fuse issue. but then we also did a diagnostic test on it and got some other work done on it and new rear tires so we ended up with a $Many bill anyway.

2. jonas is more of a 'let's put it on the credit card and pay it off month by month while interest accumulates' kind of guy.

1. Happy/sorry that you spent only/as much as $Many, si ma'am. Had you been more specific, I could have offered a specific congratulation or condolence, see ma'am.

2. Adios, man...

[TBoneTX 44,792]

Goddamn that looks delicious.

It looks like it's bleeding, bloody man.

It was ordinary...

It was bleeding, bloody man.

Hubs also feels that stay at home wives are responsible for everything in the house as the house is now their job.

Our duties in the casa, see and sigh man:

-- yardwork, sweat man

-- car care, gas man

-- dishwarshing, grrrrr man

-- laundry, Thread Laundress man

-- garbage, toss man

-- half grocery-shopping, Aldi man

Mrs. T-B.'s duties in the casa, stay-at-home mom man:

-- caring for Mini-B., wee man

-- half grocery-shopping, expensive man

-- cooking (sometimes), too tired man

-- cleaning (sometimes), all own messes man

-- f***ing up the sink with putrid dishes & silverware, grrrr man

1. I do it because tiff loves to throw stuff away.

2. I wanted to choke her...

1. Like your pink polka-dotted towel in Thread #1, huh man?

2. Mrs. T-B. did the same deed exactly once and shall never do so again, no man.