Ukraine Separatists Give Fake ‘Black Box’ to Investigators

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After exhausting negotiations, Malaysian investigators have finally obtained the black box flight recorder from Flight MH17.

However, when technicians opened the metal container it was empty except for a 8” x 11” headshot of Russian President Vladimir Putin with a stern look, shirtless, and giving the middle finger.

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The Malaysian government, as well as western countries, are outraged by the latest deceit of the Ukrainian Separatists.

“Why would we just want the metal frame? This is not what we negotiated for. We want the internal recording device inside the container, not just the box,” said Malaysian Transport Minister Liow Tiong Lai . “Just when you think you can trust those guys, they pull something like this. I’m starting to think they had something to do with this crash.”

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The White House gave a statement saying, “We are perplexed on why the black box, which is integral to the investigation, was empty ... It’s like they can’t get over the fact that we beat them in ice hockey at the 1980 Winter Olympics.”

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/07/22/ukraine-separatists-give-fake-black-box-to-investigators/

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“The picture reminded me of a Stone Cold Steve Austin picture I had from 1999.”