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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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Sounds like you could use a ####### yourself, peezy. You're way uptight.

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You're an atheist. How would you know what God has in mind?

Additionally, why would you even care?

a case of do as i say and not as i do? :P

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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You're the one who trotted out what God thought and said about sex. And, this atheist has read the good book a few times, as you well know, it's really not hard to figure out what God had in mind.

you're having your cake and eating it too.

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Then, that settles that.

Peezey, you don't give a ####### about God, so don't try to cover yourself with the cloak of religious demeanor. It doesn't even make sense.

Phew, thankfully you edited to add the second sentence, it just wouldn't have been ad hominem enough for you.

I give lots of ####### about God. But I give even more ####### about the hypocrisy revealed in this thread. You certainly don't give me this answer when I'm asking your perspective on other religious questions.

me: szsz, can you give a good recommendation on qu'ran translations?

szsz: sure....here's a big list of them

me: szsz, does God approve of women discussing sex in public with a man who isn't their husband?

szsz: You don't give a ####### about God!

Again, revealing.

But as I said several times, leaving God out of this is easy enough, you just refuse to. We can move on to how MENA husbands would find this discussion to be. And how the women here found it acceptable and funny to banter with a man who isn't their husband about their sex toys.

oh where to start?

you give lots of ####### about god? yet claim to be an atheist and then you have the nerve to talk about hypocrisy? #######?

furthermore, who is this guy i keep seeing you talk about in regards to her bantering about sexy toys?

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But to know that someone is using the drill master 5000 every night before bed is just TMI!

:blink: is that the actual model name of one? :unsure:

Do you think describing someone's personal sex toy's in a public forum is going to go unnoticed to men? Men get their jollies on this kind of #######.

no, we don't :huh:

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I believe that a lot of this uprour stems from some very fertile imaginations on the part of the objectors, not from any particular comment about dildos. :blush:

i count it as a blessing that in some cases, the only thing that is fertile among them is their imagination. i'd be dismayed if a few of them reproduced and passed on the stupid gene :P

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sounds like she could use a bathtub full of chocolate and a wide straw.

OMG that would certainly take some of the edge off right now!!!!! :thumbs:

Hahaa.. yup.. that would do the trick for me :P

06.14.2006 - Got Married in Alexandria, Egypt :) :) :)

05.23.2007 - INTERVIEW DATE!!!!!!! inshallah.......

*** Interview is a SUCCESS !!!! *** now for a speedy AP!! inshallah...

06.18.2007 - Starting to Freak Out over this AP #######

06.27.2007 - Visa In Hand.. Alhamdulillah!

07.13.2007 - Husband arrives in the US!!! alhamdulillah ..yup.. thats right Friday the 13th!!

07.24.2007 - Mailed in AOS & EAD together to Chicago

It doesn't matter what you say

I just can't stay here every yesterday

Like keep on acting out the same

The way we act out

Every way to smile

Forget

And make-believe we never needed

Any more than this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cf6k4yJyv0

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The prude patrol is awake and I am ashamed of what I am reading here. The OP was down and out last night and the LAST thing she needed was to see her thread turn into this.

This thread accomplished one thing. It totally separated the members with class from the lowlifes.

Jackie

doodle hope this day is better than yesterday.

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Filed: K-3 Visa Country: Egypt
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my cell phone bill for the time i was in egypt is $550 and i have no freakin idea how i'm gonna pay it other than from my tax return.

that's exactly why my cell phone got shut off after I came home from Egypt... my bill was $800 dollars :( and a egyptian mans salary cant pay it ... GRrrrrrrrrrr!

Oh wow I just looked at your timeline!!! :blink: I sure thought that VSC was going along a LOT quicker than THAT!!!!!!! Have they mentioned what the hold up is?

you really think things are THAT behind?? From what I noticed I thought it was Right on schedule :( I talked to the immigration people and they the I 130 is average 6 months.. and my I 129f seems to be moving along. From most of my friends.. and then people here at VJ .. Immigration can go as slow OR quick as they( the gov) want. My girlfriend (egyptian) married a man from America - from her marriage date it took her 5 MONTHS!! to come into the country.. And then I know another guy(egyptian) who married a american.. it took him almost 2 years from when they were married to come to the states.

I am trying to stay positive.. atleast for my husbands sake.. even thought it is easy to sink into the deepest depression over all of this. The first year of your marriage is suppposed to be your "honeymoon" period.. filled with romance, love, excitment and all the gushy things of newly weds.. And with the Visa process.. It is pushing me to my Edge of Patience, depression, sadness, overeating, being stressed out-of-my-mind. We fight with eachother out of frustration.. and in the end make up.. telling eachother that we are sorry and that we are completely overwhelmed with our situation :( We tell ourselves that this is just a Test for us to get through.. What doesnt kill you will make you stronger right??? :whistle::blink::crying::unsure:

06.14.2006 - Got Married in Alexandria, Egypt :) :) :)

05.23.2007 - INTERVIEW DATE!!!!!!! inshallah.......

*** Interview is a SUCCESS !!!! *** now for a speedy AP!! inshallah...

06.18.2007 - Starting to Freak Out over this AP #######

06.27.2007 - Visa In Hand.. Alhamdulillah!

07.13.2007 - Husband arrives in the US!!! alhamdulillah ..yup.. thats right Friday the 13th!!

07.24.2007 - Mailed in AOS & EAD together to Chicago

It doesn't matter what you say

I just can't stay here every yesterday

Like keep on acting out the same

The way we act out

Every way to smile

Forget

And make-believe we never needed

Any more than this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cf6k4yJyv0

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Xv6lHwWwO3w

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Come on people- there is a differencce between a ####### and a vibrator. You can't use then interchangablely. so if you want to talk abotu what sex toys you have - get it right. :crying:

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27 March 2009 Check Cashed

30 March 2009 NOA received

8 April 2009 Biometric notice arrived by mail

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26 April 2009 Touched

...once again waiting

1 September 2009 (just over 5 months) Approved and card production ordered.

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Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Morocco
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The prude patrol is awake and I am ashamed of what I am reading here. The OP was down and out last night and the LAST thing she needed was to see her thread turn into this.

This thread accomplished one thing. It totally separated the members with class from the lowlifes.

Jackie

doodle hope this day is better than yesterday.

I'm w/ you Jac.... this is shameful & ridiculous.... gawd :blink: - This certainly went way off track from the intended destination - go figure... no drama for a few days, it was time for a train wreck!

Met briefly in Baton Rouge, LA Nov. 2003 - not available :(

Met again in Baton Rouge, LA March 25, 2005 - 2 souls feel as 1

Sept 17-Oct 3, 2005 Noura goes to Morocco to meet family & friends of Said (informally engaged)

Daily phonecalls, discover internet chatting w/ video cam - OMG!!!

March 25-April 14, 2006 Noura's 2nd trip to Morocco - formal engagement w/ family

April 24, 2006- mailed in K1 Visa package - TSC

Oct 5, 2006 - Interview SUCCESS

Oct 12, 2006 - Called to pick up visa tomorrow!

Oct. 16, 2006 VISA IN HAND!

Dec. 24, 2006 - Said arrives in NOLA, just in time for the holidaze!

Dec. 31, 2006 - OUR WEDDING!!! Ringing in a New Year as husband & wife!

Jan 8, 2007 - applied for SSN

Jan 15, 2007 - recieved SSN

Feb 6, 2007 - checks cashed for AOS/EAD/AP - YAY!

Feb 8, 2007 - NOA1 on AOS/EAD/AP

Feb 14, 07 - touched EAD/AP

March 8, 07 - Biometrics appt in NOLA

April 17, 07 - AP approved

April 19, 07 - EAD approved

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The prude patrol is awake and I am ashamed of what I am reading here. The OP was down and out last night and the LAST thing she needed was to see her thread turn into this.

This thread accomplished one thing. It totally separated the members with class from the lowlifes.

Jackie

doodle hope this day is better than yesterday.

On, pleeeezzzzz! Then, the "classy people's" (assuming there are some here) discussions cannot include:

Sex during menses,

The permissibility of oral sex,

Polygynyous marriages,

Prayer during menses,

Sex during engagements,

All of which have been discussed here in the past, coz, expressing an opinion about each tells us what's happening or not happening each night at those women's homes!

Cuts out a lot of common Muslim subject matter here and says alot about the "lowlifes" of God and the Prophet.

Private, you're soooo right!

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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The prude patrol is awake and I am ashamed of what I am reading here. The OP was down and out last night and the LAST thing she needed was to see her thread turn into this.

This thread accomplished one thing. It totally separated the members with class from the lowlifes.

Jackie

doodle hope this day is better than yesterday.

I'm w/ you Jac.... this is shameful & ridiculous.... gawd :blink: - This certainly went way off track from the intended destination - go figure... no drama for a few days, it was time for a train wreck!

oooo you used those words again :P

The prude patrol is awake and I am ashamed of what I am reading here. The OP was down and out last night and the LAST thing she needed was to see her thread turn into this.

This thread accomplished one thing. It totally separated the members with class from the lowlifes.

Jackie

doodle hope this day is better than yesterday.

On, pleeeezzzzz! Then, the "classy people's" (assuming there are some here) discussions cannot include:

Sex during menses,

The permissibility of oral sex,

Polygynyous marriages,

Prayer during menses,

Sex during engagements,

All of which have been discussed here in the past, coz, expressing an opinion about each tells us what's happening or not happening each night at those women's homes!

Cuts out a lot of common Muslim subject matter here and says alot about the "lowlifes" of God and the Prophet.

Private, you're soooo right!

hey you left out the ####### sex topic :P

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Come on people- there is a differencce between a ####### and a vibrator. You can't use then interchangablely. so if you want to talk abotu what sex toys you have - get it right. :crying:

Amen. Also, there's a difference between saying, "my ####### is green" and writing erotica. If you think it's TMI, that's fine, but there's no need to turn a non-detailed, non-descriptive joking comment into the Marquis de Sade and discussing your intimate life with strange men (um, where?) and what will the husband think (American women are normally in the habit of only speaking after clearing it with the censors?) and this isn't good MENA values (half of these couples are still American, right?)...

Yeesh. Let's get back to doodle.

AOS

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Filed: 8/1/07

NOA1:9/7/07

Biometrics: 9/28/07

EAD/AP: 10/17/07

EAD card ordered again (who knows, maybe we got the two-fer deal): 10/23/-7

Transferred to CSC: 10/26/07

Approved: 11/21/07

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Morocco
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Talks of how long before you had sex or talks of sex on the computer where is the dividing line between what can or cant be talked about? and Charles you keep quiet :wacko: I swear your turning into one of the girls :whistle:

TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

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11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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