Woman Who Shot Her Man for Being a Weak Ejaculator May Get Out on Bail

[mota bhai 2,675]

A Michigan woman convicted earlier this year of shooting her lover in the stomach has been granted bond, set at $10,000. The prosecutor called the facts of the case "a little bizarre," which is a polite understatement: 58-year-old Sadie Bell said she shot the man when she suspected him of cheating because he didn't produce enough ejaculate when they had sex that night.

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The victim and alleged weak producer of semen, Edward Lee, suffered damage to his colon and pancreas. Prosecutors say he nearly died.

http://gawker.com/woman-who-shot-her-man-for-being-a-weak-ejaculator-may-1608252072

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

A Michigan woman convicted earlier this year of shooting her lover in the stomach has been granted bond, set at $10,000. The prosecutor called the facts of the case "a little bizarre," which is a polite understatement: 58-year-old Sadie Bell said she shot the man when she suspected him of cheating because he didn't produce enough ejaculate when they had sex that night.

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The victim and alleged weak producer of semen, Edward Lee, suffered damage to his colon and pancreas. Prosecutors say he nearly died.

http://gawker.com/woman-who-shot-her-man-for-being-a-weak-ejaculator-may-1608252072

You know. Not trying to give TMI.

when I was single I had a sorta GF, She would accuse me of the same thing based on the same evidence. Never tried to shoot me

[mota bhai 2,675]

Yeah. B#####s be crazy.

[slim 1,525]

It takes a special lady to want more of that stuff.

[landr 126]

No. Cheaters be crazy.

In her world, it was okay for him to cheat with her but not okay for him to cheat on her.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Yeah she's Batshit.

[slim 1,525]

No. Cheaters be crazy.

In her world, it was okay for him to cheat with her but not okay for him to cheat on her.

I had a side piece once that asked, "Why can't I be enough for you?"

Uh, #######, you're the side piece! By definition you're already at least number two.

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

I measure all lover's ejaculation strength before copulation. They have to check in at my office and submit to rigorous virility tests.

[GandD 5,966]

Good to see slim back to fill an obvious void on these forums. Proceed sir!

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

It takes a special lady to want more of that stuff.

It's not that they want more, at least in my case the premise was...if your canteen is empty, someone else must have been drinking from it.. So to speak

[slim 1,525]

I get the so-called logic behind their rationale (funny to use logic and rationale in a sentence about cheating women) but it's inaccurate not just because volume isn't a good measure but because women are never satisfied by strictly physical encounters. No matter what they say.

And we should probably put it on record, Peter North is the dude.

We should also put it on record that you never give the side chick the whole deal. Just the tip. Just for a second, just to see how it feels.

[Operator 1,927]

increase ejaculate load and force?

http://forums.webmd.com/3/sex-and-relationships-exchange/forum/5736/37

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

increase ejaculate load and force?

http://forums.webmd.com/3/sex-and-relationships-exchange/forum/5736/37

Shush now, don't give potential suitors crib notes.