Fresh Game: Zombie

[JIJourney 96]

A Zombie Breakout is happening!

How long would you survive? What would you do to do so?

Look to your right and the 2 closest things to you are your weapons. Tell us how would you use them in your story.

For Example:

Weapons (Items) of Option: Soda bottle , Napkin

Survival Length: Forever

I would use the soda bottle as a floating device in the ocean until they all left. Then I would keep the napkin and mark what day it is.

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Fan

Basket

I would go in the ocean and use the basket as a boat and i would cool down with some AC! And wait until the zombies are gone

[GBCW 397]

Two items immediately to my right: plastic fork and an A4 sheet of paper, blank on one side.

Survival length: A few days.

I would draw a map on the paper showing me where the nearest body of water is. I would use the map I drew to make my way to where I believe the body of water to be. On arriving at the spot I would realize there is no body of water. I would consult a wise old man who would tell me that it is industry best practice to use maps drawn by surveyors; maps one draws oneself are considered unreliable.

I would then use the fork to kill myself.

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Items to the Right

Hairdryer

Towel

Life Length: 100 years

I will point the hairdryer to the ground and let the air push me up like i am floating. Then I will have a towel on my back like a cape and fly around for 100 years.

[GBCW 397]

Items to my right: Post-it notes and pen.

Survival length:

I would cover my body with post-its until I resembled a giant post-it. Zombies have no interest in non-sentient life forms and thus will not harm or molest a giant post-it. However, in order to maintain the illusion of being a post-it, I have to make sure I only move around when the zombies are asleep. When they awake, I have to lie down flat, just like any real post-it would. Hopefully it doesn't get too windy because a proper post-it would be carried away with the wind but I won't.

Once I escape Zombieland, I'll use my pen to write about the experience and sell the book to any humans left.

[JIJourney 96]

Items to my right: Post-it notes and pen.

Survival length:

I would cover my body with post-its until I resembled a giant post-it. Zombies have no interest in non-sentient life forms and thus will not harm or molest a giant post-it. However, in order to maintain the illusion of being a post-it, I have to make sure I only move around when the zombies are asleep. When they awake, I have to lie down flat, just like any real post-it would. Hopefully it doesn't get too windy because a proper post-it would be carried away with the wind but I won't.

Once I escape Zombieland, I'll use my pen to write about the experience and sell the book to any humans left.

Haha good one.

Items to my right: pillow and boombox

Survival length: forever

I would play my boombox and we would all just be dancing and partying. then sleep at night. then the same again!

[GBCW 397]

Items to my right: a pony rocker and an empty piece of tupperware

Survival length: nil

I would break the pony rocker into little pieces and store them in my tupperware. Then the zombies would come eat me.

[JIJourney 96]

Items to my right: a pony rocker and an empty piece of tupperware

Survival length: nil

I would break the pony rocker into little pieces and store them in my tupperware. Then the zombies would come eat me.

haha classic!

Items to my right: TV and Popeye's Chicken

Survival Length: All the time

I would watch TV all day and when the zombies got close to me I would show them what Popeye's Chicken tasted like and will become friends and eat all day