Argentina midfielder Javier Mascherano: 'I tore my #######'

[Novembro 1,763]

Not long ago, this kind of thing could have gotten you jailed in Texas. And if the American Taliban had their way, it would get you jailed all across this nation.

No one ever said I didn't like it a bit rough.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

No one ever said I didn't like it a bit rough.

That's not the point. You could have a different sphincter torn and that would be okay if you like it rough. But not the one that controls the opening which the great state of Texas and the American Taliban have deemed to be an exit only.

Edited July 11, 2014 by Mr. Big Dog

[mota bhai 2,675]

I'll understand if you report me

Nah. You're in enough pain already.

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

So he tore his bunghole. I can't recall hearing anyone doing that.

This can happen to women when they give birth.

Not heard of it happening to anyone just running around, though.

Cool, good job dude.

That's mega.

[Novembro 1,763]

That's not the point. You could have a different sphincter torn and that would be okay if you like it rough. But not the one that controls the opening which the great state of Texas and the American Taliban have deemed to be an exit only.

I wish to tear all the things that Texas deems unworthy.

All of them.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

This can happen to women when they give birth.

Not heard of it happening to anyone just running around, though.

Cool, good job dude.

That's mega.

He literally played his A$$ off.

[mota bhai 2,675]

A thread about a torn ####### really gets you guys going huh.

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

A thread about a torn ####### really gets you guys going huh.

It's pretty exciting. I am jumping for joy.

[mota bhai 2,675]

http://www.hark.com/clips/spgdxdgcgk-she-must-be-tight-like-a-mans-#######

[spookyturtle 9,466]

I'm surprised Penny hasn't chimed in yet since she is a fan of ####### sex.

[mota bhai 2,675]

I'm surprised Penny hasn't chimed in yet since she is a fan of ####### sex.

Maybe she is busy playing with anuses and doesn't have time like us losers to log in and talk about them.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Maybe she is busy playing with anuses and doesn't have time like us losers to log in and talk about them.

Probably, we're all talk, she's all action.

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

I can only dream of anuses.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

I can only dream of anuses.

Uranus?

[mota bhai 2,675]

One day they'll make a movie about your life and it will be called Dreaming of Anuses and #######.