Argentina midfielder Javier Mascherano: 'I tore my #######'

[mota bhai 2,675]

Near the end of regulation in Wednesday's World Cup semifinal between the Netherlands and Argentina, Arjen Robben seemed like he was about to score the game-winner, when Javier Mascherano came out of nowhere with a brilliant save.

And tore his ####### in the process.

Translated from an article on ESPN Brazil:

In the mixed zone, Javier Mascherano spared no words to describe the move: "I do not want to be rude ... I tore the ####### that play. So the pain ..."

In the audio of this postgame interview, you can hear him being embarrassed and apologetic when he makes the comment (around the 3:35 mark). The reporters laugh and cringe at the same time as he quietly says "I tore my #######."

It's okay, Javier. Not everyone gets to put their butt on the line and end up being the hero. Please get well soon. Please.

http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/7/10/5887493/javier-mascherano-torn-#######-argentina-netherlands-world-cup

Edited July 10, 2014 by mota bhai

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

With the filter, I was thinking he tore his Richard.

[mota bhai 2,675]

[unsmiley 111]

With the filter, I was thinking he tore his Richard.

Ha! I must be slow. It took me a while to figure out what you meant....

[Novembro 1,763]

Tore his what now? Hamstring?

[GurkenSalat 48]

@Novembro, he tore his #######. Can't you read?!

[Novembro 1,763]

D.I.C.K.?????

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

think sphincter

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

think sphincter

It was recently pointed out to me that the human body has many sphincters. Those things are keeping us alive! Thanks sphincters!

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

It was recently pointed out to me that the human body has many sphincters. Those things are keeping us alive! Thanks sphincters!

That's true, of course. It's a particular sphincter that's at issue here. The body part to which it belongs, however, is unfortunately not family friendly. Not even the medical term makes it past the VJ censorship, apparently.

Edited July 10, 2014 by Mr. Big Dog

[spookyturtle 9,466]

So he tore his bunghole. I can't recall hearing anyone doing that.

[Novembro 1,763]

So he tore his bunghole. I can't recall hearing anyone doing that.

Except me last night in bed with the husband, amirite?

[mota bhai 2,675]

Except me last night in bed with the husband, amirite?

You are not being very family friendly. You know that's now how you make families, right?

[Novembro 1,763]

You are not being very family friendly. You know that's now how you make families, right?

I'll understand if you report me

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

I'll understand if you report me

Not long ago, this kind of thing could have gotten you jailed in Texas. And if the American Taliban had their way, it would get you jailed all across this nation.