"Endless Appetizers" Mark Beginning of Our Collective National Suicide

[mota bhai 2,675]

In a bid to have its logo engraved on Mount Rushmore alongside our nation's other greatest heroes, indistinguishable flair-bedecked roadside dining hut TGI Fridays is now offering "endless appetizers" to you, the consumer, for the meager sum of $10. For less than the price of a single appetizer at a "good" restaurant, TGI Fridays will allow you, the consumer, to consume an unlimited amount of the following foodlike items: Loaded Potato Skins, Pan-Seared Pot Stickers, Mozzarella Sticks, Garlic & Basil Bruschetta, Tuscan Spinach Dip, Boneless Buffalo Wings, Crispy Green Bean Fries.

(For those of you not versed in fine dining lingo, that is: Potato Bacon Cheez, Fried noodle pockets, fried cheese, grease bread, cream cheese dip, chicken fingers, and fried fry.)

For the price of a dime bag, TGI Fridays employees will reheat these items, place them on a machine-washed plate, and deliver them directly to your table, until such time that you instruct them to cease doing so. Furthermore, TGI Fridays chief marketing officer Brian Gies assures USA Today that the restaurant's employees will not call the police on you should you choose to order a single order of "Endless Appetizers" and then share your endless appetizers with your broke, deadbeat friend, Taylor Berman:

Even then, says Gies, Fridays will respect whatever tack customers take — even if it bends the rules of the promotion. "No one should be embarrassed for coming into Fridays and ordering whatever they want to order," he says. "They will not be bawled out. There will be no policing or hand-slapping."

http://gawker.com/endless-appetizers-mark-beginning-of-our-collective-n-1601076939

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

All for a sawbuck?

[mota bhai 2,675]

All for a sawbuck?

I was looking up details on the TGIF website and it appears Gawker got the details wrong. $10 gets you unlimited refills of the same appetizer, not all the appetizers. And while supplies last, obv.

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

I was looking up details on the TGIF website and it appears Gawker got the details wrong. $10 gets you unlimited refills of the same appetizer, not all the appetizers. And while supplies last, obv.

Well that makes quite a difference.

The OP is a little too harsh on TGIF. Green bean fries are not fried fry. They are fried canned beans.

And why is a machine-washed plate bad?

[mota bhai 2,675]

And why is a machine-washed plate bad?

Hipsters can be quite silly.

[Novembro 1,763]

Not gonna lie, I'd be all over those fried green beans.

[mota bhai 2,675]

I kinda like the idea of $10 for a plate of never ending potato skins.

[Operator 1,927]

Is draft beer an appetizer?

[OnMyWayID 1,489]

[Novembro 1,763]

Is draft beer an appetizer?

I long for the day when my employer realizes that red wine is a perfectly acceptable lunch.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Is draft beer an appetizer?

Yes.

I'm sad they closed the All You Can Drink bar in Koreatown before I got a chance to visit. Unlimited Hite, Blue Moon and soju for $20.

[Operator 1,927]

I long for the day when my employer realizes that red wine is a perfectly acceptable lunch.

Just tell them you are French.

Yes.

I'm sad they closed the All You Can Drink bar in Koreatown before I got a chance to visit. Unlimited Hite, Blue Moon and soju for $20.

Andong Soju has gotten me in to some dodgy situations....so I'm told.

[Novembro 1,763]

Yes.

I'm sad they closed the All You Can Drink bar in Koreatown before I got a chance to visit. Unlimited Hite, Blue Moon and soju for $20.

$20 to make questionable decisions and drink paint thinner!

So in.

[GandD 5,966]

Yes.

I'm sad they closed the All You Can Drink bar in Koreatown before I got a chance to visit. Unlimited Hite, Blue Moon and soju for $20.

I made the mistake this week by agreeing to a soju in place of a beer. Soju is an addition to beer but apparently that would make me an alcoholic or something. So, spicy soup and soju,

[DavenRoxy 1,073]

Yes.

I'm sad they closed the All You Can Drink bar in Koreatown before I got a chance to visit. Unlimited Hite, Blue Moon and soju for $20.

I'd have put them out of business, drinking Cham I Sil alone... That stuff is PRICEY over here, but I used to buy a liter for like $3 USD. Here it's more like $9 for a small bottle, about 12 oz.