shoe size and pecker size

[Peggy 1]

LMAO

[Fuzzness 2]

(old joke) why do people in quebec do it doggie style? so they can both watch the game!

Excellent joke

I wonder if they yell out "he shoots, he scores!"

doesn't translate quite as beautifully in french

Hmmm.....I hope there aren't any penalties for being in the crease hahahaha.

[mercuryroad 0]

(old joke) why do people in quebec do it doggie style? so they can both watch the game!

Excellent joke

I wonder if they yell out "he shoots, he scores!"

doesn't translate quite as beautifully in french

Hmmm.....I hope there aren't any penalties for being in the crease hahahaha.

You could get in some deep doo doo for icing too.......but frosting - that's another story baby!

[MrMrsKnight 0]

Geez, I think I'd rather have control over it rather than trip over it.

Control counts, doesn't it?

Sure it does!! More than anything else I'd think!

*gets some popcorn and chocolate*

this is getting good!

Indeed it is.... I love this kind of threads....

Come on girls.... let's go to "our" thread and fight over ####### size!! Has any one of you triped over them like some of the boys here?

Man this is silly......

[Texanadian 10]

You know you're hung well when you can be the T-ball stand...Unfortunately that macho feeling disappears when the old guy comes up to bat and can't find his glasses.

Do any of you remember "The Man on Page 602?"

http://chartrecords.net/man_on_page_602.htm (even had a little song about it)

[mercuryroad 0]

Has any one of you triped over them like some of the boys here?

Man this is silly......

Some of us need a Kenworth to pull our log.....what can we say.

Women tripping over their boobs.......see the quadrapalegic thread

[KarenCee 3]

Has any one of you triped over them like some of the boys here?

Man this is silly......

Some of us need a Kenworth to pull our log.....what can we say.

Women tripping over their boobs.......see the quadrapalegic thread

Or black eyes...from running...y'know, when they fly up and hit you in the eyes...or the nose...

[mercuryroad 0]

Or black eyes...from running...y'know, when they fly up and hit you in the eyes...or the nose...

Are we talking boobs or johnsons? I've seen both happen.

[KarenCee 3]

depends on what size those babies are!

[Texanadian 10]

Carly and I like doing jump rope with my log. Unfortunately one of her girls will usually end up hitting me in the face.

[Kajikit 65]

lol this thread is funny! And no, judging by my experience it's not accurate

[mercuryroad 0]

Carly and I like doing jump rope with my log. Unfortunately one of her girls will usually end up hitting me in the face.

If you get knocked out by one of the girls, you just have to dust yourself off and let Long Dong Silver ride again!

depends on what size those babies are!

Mr Happy or the Twins? Or are you referring to the lovely lady lumps?

[Dixie_Peach 1]

now I know why those damn clowns are always smiling

have you ever seen the size of their SHOES!!!!!!!

Char

*guffaw*

Russian Mathematicians Create A Formula Linking Shoe Size To Cronk Size

We’ve all heard the stories that your SHOE SIZE is directly connected to your CRONK SIZE...and , honestly, for some of us with gargantuan feet, we’ve CLUNG to it forever. Of course, it usually gets written off as myth.

NOT SO, say a group of Russian mathematicians. They’ve created a formula that links a man’s shoe size to his ####### length. AND...they say it’s accurate on 90% of men!!!

The formula: Manhood size equals height plus five, all divided by two. Unfortunately, the formula uses the metric system...which, yes, I know, is evil...so you’ll need to know your shoe size to centimeters. Fortunately...I’ve done that for you...and, in the process, figured out your size in the pants. Here you go...

...Shoe size EIGHT means a 5.98-inch cronk.

...Shoe size NINE means a 6.14-inch cronk.

...Shoe size TEN means a 6.3-inch cronk.

...Shoe size ELEVEN means a 6.48-inch cronk.

...Shoe size TWELVE means a 6.65-inch cronk.

...And shoe size THIRTEEN means a 6.8-inch cronk. (Pravda)

Russian Mathematicians Create A Formula Linking Shoe Size To Cronk Size

We’ve all heard the stories that your SHOE SIZE is directly connected to your CRONK SIZE...and , honestly, for some of us with gargantuan feet, we’ve CLUNG to it forever. Of course, it usually gets written off as myth.

NOT SO, say a group of Russian mathematicians. They’ve created a formula that links a man’s shoe size to his ####### length. AND...they say it’s accurate on 90% of men!!!

The formula: Manhood size equals height plus five, all divided by two. Unfortunately, the formula uses the metric system...which, yes, I know, is evil...so you’ll need to know your shoe size to centimeters. Fortunately...I’ve done that for you...and, in the process, figured out your size in the pants. Here you go...

...Shoe size EIGHT means a 5.98-inch cronk.

...Shoe size NINE means a 6.14-inch cronk.

...Shoe size TEN means a 6.3-inch cronk.

...Shoe size ELEVEN means a 6.48-inch cronk.

...Shoe size TWELVE means a 6.65-inch cronk.

...And shoe size THIRTEEN means a 6.8-inch cronk. (Pravda)

my 11 year old son--wears size 11 american shoes.

what does that mean ?

It means he is grounded until he is 30.

I think this leaves an unexplained phenominon with the 3 inchers.

sadly true

*note to self* refrain from posting pics of small peckers

I was hoping you'd remember that!!!

Dave's shoe size's 13....... And I don't need a chart to know he takes care of the laundry really well! Washes it, dries it, folds it..... even gets rid of stains.....

yayyyyyyyyyyy for laundry!

Forget the shoe size, just look at how he walks. If he walks with a bit of a swag, it might be from all the junk in the front. Sometimes you have to shift a little to counter balance so you won't fall over. If you leave it hanging to one side all the time, then one leg gets stronger than the other one and you tend to walk in circles. It took me months of physical therapy to walk right again.

merc merc merc... you are a hoot!

I didn't want to have to say this but........don't you think women are the same way with their breasts?

Ok point taken.

I just hope people realize I'm kidding hahahaha......I'm all about the jokes.

love jokes!

[mercuryroad 0]

merc merc merc... you are a hoot!

If I am a hoot and I am speaking, does that make me a hooter! Sweet! What size am I?

[almaty 19]

well, i see this thread is still going strong....speaking of strong..let me tell you about my...never mind...merc used all the good sh!t already