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You know between the bra cup thread and Aussiewench's pecker size chart, I'm surprised that any of us here ever leave the house.

You leave the house? I'd like to but the big monster makes it difficult to fit through the doorway.....especially in the morning.

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You know between the bra cup thread and Aussiewench's pecker size chart, I'm surprised that any of us here ever leave the house.

You leave the house? I'd like to but the big monster makes it difficult to fit through the doorway.....especially in the morning.

You think you got it bad. I wacked it on one of the 4 pillar posts on the bed after blowing out the candle. I went down like the Titanic. My fiancee couldn't be of any help. She was too busy laughing and pointing.

As for being too big to fit through the door. You should be the world's first non pole vaulting high jumper.

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You know between the bra cup thread and Aussiewench's pecker size chart, I'm surprised that any of us here ever leave the house.

You leave the house? I'd like to but the big monster makes it difficult to fit through the doorway.....especially in the morning.

You think you got it bad. I wacked it on one of the 4 pillar posts on the bed after blowing out the candle. I went down like the Titanic. My fiancee couldn't be of any help. She was too busy laughing and pointing.

As for being too big to fit through the door. You should be the world's first non pole vaulting high jumper.

That's the thing.....women just don't understand pain like men do.

pole vaulting.......hmmm....I think I'd rather be the javelin.

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2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

3/15/06 Interview - neither approved nor declined need to send in Migratory Movement Certificate AP

3/20/06 Migratory Movement Certificate for myself and fiancee sent to US Embassy in Lima

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You know between the bra cup thread and Aussiewench's pecker size chart, I'm surprised that any of us here ever leave the house.

You leave the house? I'd like to but the big monster makes it difficult to fit through the doorway.....especially in the morning.

You think you got it bad. I wacked it on one of the 4 pillar posts on the bed after blowing out the candle. I went down like the Titanic. My fiancee couldn't be of any help. She was too busy laughing and pointing.

As for being too big to fit through the door. You should be the world's first non pole vaulting high jumper.

That's the thing.....women just don't understand pain like men do.

pole vaulting.......hmmm....I think I'd rather be the javelin.

You dont think. Dream on

PEGGY & ROGER

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K-1/K-2 AOS APPROVED IN ATLANTA MAY 17, 2006

10 year GC Approved - APRIL 16th ,2009 - Peggy and Jonathan's......

Still waiting for our cards...Had to file I-90 as they sent them to the wrong address.

March 9th, 2010, Received GC that has been lost in the mail for 10 months. Still waiting for my son's that is lost as well.

Filed Waiver for my son's 10 year GC and it was approved. He finally received his GC after its been missing for 2 years.

Thanking God this is over for 10 years.

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mercuryroad   0

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Geez, I think I'd rather have control over it rather than trip over it.

Control counts, doesn't it?

Yes, control is important. You use the remote control to turn on the game after things have wrapped up.

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12/12/05 Receive NOA1 snail mail - 30-60 day processing estimate

01/04/06 Receive NOA2 via e-mail

1/20/06 NVC letter in mail...will ship within a week.

2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

3/15/06 Interview - neither approved nor declined need to send in Migratory Movement Certificate AP

3/20/06 Migratory Movement Certificate for myself and fiancee sent to US Embassy in Lima

3/23/06 Visa Approved

5/19/06 I leave for Peru to pick up mi amor

5/25/06 Lucia and I arrive in Chicago

7/01/06 Legal Marriage

9/09/06 Religious Wedding

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Geez, I think I'd rather have control over it rather than trip over it.

Control counts, doesn't it?

Yes, control is important. You use the remote control to turn on the game after things have wrapped up.

:lol::lol::lol:

(old joke) why do people in quebec do it doggie style? so they can both watch the game!

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Peggy   1

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:yes:

PEGGY & ROGER

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K-1/K-2 VISA'S APPROVED IN MONTREAL MAY 2, 2005

K-1/K-2 AOS APPROVED IN ATLANTA MAY 17, 2006

10 year GC Approved - APRIL 16th ,2009 - Peggy and Jonathan's......

Still waiting for our cards...Had to file I-90 as they sent them to the wrong address.

March 9th, 2010, Received GC that has been lost in the mail for 10 months. Still waiting for my son's that is lost as well.

Filed Waiver for my son's 10 year GC and it was approved. He finally received his GC after its been missing for 2 years.

Thanking God this is over for 10 years.

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(old joke) why do people in quebec do it doggie style? so they can both watch the game!

New to me on the We(s)t Coast! :D

My husband, sadly, is larger in shoe size than the chart allows. Go outside? What's that? O:)

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mercuryroad   0

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Geez, I think I'd rather have control over it rather than trip over it.

Control counts, doesn't it?

Yes, control is important. You use the remote control to turn on the game after things have wrapped up.

:lol::lol::lol:

(old joke) why do people in quebec do it doggie style? so they can both watch the game!

Excellent joke

I wonder if they yell out "he shoots, he scores!"

12/5/05 Sent I129F Petition to Nebraska via Express Mail

12/6/05 Packaged received at 10:38 am in Nebraska

12/9/05 Check cashed (Never been so happy to have money leave my account)

12/12/05 Receive NOA1 snail mail - 30-60 day processing estimate

01/04/06 Receive NOA2 via e-mail

1/20/06 NVC letter in mail...will ship within a week.

2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

3/15/06 Interview - neither approved nor declined need to send in Migratory Movement Certificate AP

3/20/06 Migratory Movement Certificate for myself and fiancee sent to US Embassy in Lima

3/23/06 Visa Approved

5/19/06 I leave for Peru to pick up mi amor

5/25/06 Lucia and I arrive in Chicago

7/01/06 Legal Marriage

9/09/06 Religious Wedding

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:lol::lol::lol:

(old joke) why do people in quebec do it doggie style? so they can both watch the game!

Excellent joke

I wonder if they yell out "he shoots, he scores!"

:lol:

doesn't translate quite as beautifully in french

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mercuryroad   0

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:lol::lol::lol:

(old joke) why do people in quebec do it doggie style? so they can both watch the game!

Excellent joke

I wonder if they yell out "he shoots, he scores!"

:lol:

doesn't translate quite as beautifully in french

Hmmm.....I hope there aren't any penalties for being in the crease hahahaha.

12/5/05 Sent I129F Petition to Nebraska via Express Mail

12/6/05 Packaged received at 10:38 am in Nebraska

12/9/05 Check cashed (Never been so happy to have money leave my account)

12/12/05 Receive NOA1 snail mail - 30-60 day processing estimate

01/04/06 Receive NOA2 via e-mail

1/20/06 NVC letter in mail...will ship within a week.

2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

3/15/06 Interview - neither approved nor declined need to send in Migratory Movement Certificate AP

3/20/06 Migratory Movement Certificate for myself and fiancee sent to US Embassy in Lima

3/23/06 Visa Approved

5/19/06 I leave for Peru to pick up mi amor

5/25/06 Lucia and I arrive in Chicago

7/01/06 Legal Marriage

9/09/06 Religious Wedding

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