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I was wondering why I keep getting e-mails claiming they could increase my shoe size by 3 sizes. LOL

I guess I can post all the old jokes:

It's not the size of the nail, but the hammer behind it.

It's the magician, not the size of the wand.

It's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean.

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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I was wondering why I keep getting e-mails claiming they could increase my shoe size by 3 sizes. LOL

I guess I can post all the old jokes:

It's not the size of the nail, but the hammer behind it.

It's the magician, not the size of the wand.

It's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean.

:yes::yes::yes:

Ni neart go cur le cheile

"Togetherness is Strength"

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Couldn't agree more!! :thumbs::thumbs:

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People throw this "10 inch" number around like its nothing. I do not think people realize HOW BIG 10 inches is. From my elbow to my wrist is 10 inches. That is fairly comman. Women, imagine that your man's forearm was his #######, does that REALLY sound healthy for you?

Healthy?......only if you need an enema

yeah a really painful one :o

I can picture the sado-masochist couple "Go ahead Baby, it hurts so good!!!" :lol::lol::help:

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I can picture the sado-masochist couple "Go ahead Baby, it hurts so good!!!" :lol::lol::help:

John Melankamp?

Who is that? :unsure:

Sometimes I think I know everything, and I regain consciousness. Seen it all, done it all, forgot most of it....

So much plenitude, yet so much emptiness

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The Journey, Part I: I-129F (K-3)

I 129F sent to Chicago 11/14/05

NOA1 12/14/05, received by snail mail 12/23/05

NOA2 01/17/06, received by snail mail 01/20/05

Received Packet "3" 02/17/06

Medicals done in Nairobi 03/22/06

VISA APPROVED in Nairobi 03/30/06

Husband arrives ni USA!

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EAD mailed to Chicago 05/17/06

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I can picture the sado-masochist couple "Go ahead Baby, it hurts so good!!!" :lol::lol::help:

John Melankamp?

Who is that? :unsure:

used to be John Cougar in the 80s. Sang, "hurts so good" and "jack and diane" and lots of other stuff.

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People throw this "10 inch" number around like its nothing. I do not think people realize HOW BIG 10 inches is. From my elbow to my wrist is 10 inches. That is fairly comman. Women, imagine that your man's forearm was his #######, does that REALLY sound healthy for you?

That's not a #######, that's a cattle prod. LOL

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I can picture the sado-masochist couple "Go ahead Baby, it hurts so good!!!" :lol::lol::help:

John Melankamp?

Who is that? :unsure:

used to be John Cougar in the 80s. Sang, "hurts so good" and "jack and diane" and lots of other stuff.

:crying::crying:

damn kids in their bubble snapping bubble wrapped bleached looking made up boy-bands! Missed ALL the good music

Cars, Scorpions, Jethro Tull, Pink Cream, Black and Blue, Bob Marley, etc....

hehe... j/k though.... Melankamp has changed his name a few times over the years so... was kinda vague reference I 'spose.

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People throw this "10 inch" number around like its nothing. I do not think people realize HOW BIG 10 inches is. From my elbow to my wrist is 10 inches. That is fairly comman. Women, imagine that your man's forearm was his #######, does that REALLY sound healthy for you?

Healthy?......only if you need an enema

yeah a really painful one :o

I can picture the sado-masochist couple "Go ahead Baby, it hurts so good!!!" :lol::lol::help:

Seriously.....you can picture that?

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what sized shoe did John Holmes have then? :blink:

and what sized shoe would this take? (and why was it only men who bought these things when I worked here???) :o

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I can picture the sado-masochist couple "Go ahead Baby, it hurts so good!!!" :lol::lol::help:

John Melankamp?

Who is that? :unsure:

used to be John Cougar in the 80s. Sang, "hurts so good" and "jack and diane" and lots of other stuff.

:crying::crying:

damn kids in their bubble snapping bubble wrapped bleached looking made up boy-bands! Missed ALL the good music

Cars, Scorpions, Jethro Tull, Pink Cream, Black and Blue, Bob Marley, etc....

hehe... j/k though.... Melankamp has changed his name a few times over the years so... was kinda vague reference I 'spose.

i agree...good bands...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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I can picture the sado-masochist couple "Go ahead Baby, it hurts so good!!!" :lol::lol::help:

John Melankamp?

:lol::lol: He was the first thing I thought about when I read that too!!!!!! I love that song (love Cherry Bomb too....just another Mellencamp song) but now I'll think of this thread when I listen to it..... :blush:

And hey I'm only 21....... :yes:

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OUR COMPLETE TIMELINE

Latest steps:

10/26/2006- Consulate receives case (seriously, one month to receive the case?? BS!), and packet 3 that I sent even before they had received the case.

01/02/2007- Interview!!!!!!!!!!!!! Got a 221(g)

01/23/2007- Second Interview. VISA granted!!!

01/29/2007- VISA arrived.... no envelope though. I'm gonna contact them and see what happened this time!

01/31/2007- I'll have to send them one last financial support evidence.

02/01/2007- Evidence sent

02/02/2007- Evidence received by Consulate

02/06/2007- Consulate sends envelope!

02/07/2007- Envelope received!!!

02/10/2007- Flew to the USA!!!!!!

04/17/2007- Wedding day!!!

--- Wish us luck!!! ---

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You know between the bra cup thread and Aussiewench's pecker size chart, I'm surprised that any of us here ever leave the house.

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