shoe size and pecker size

[mercuryroad 0]

We should be proud! I say whip it out and wave that thing around.....it's like a magic wand on the ladies. We just whip it out and say opensaysame.

Yep that is what my 10 yr old does.

But seriously....proud?? Did you have anything to do with it? How big it is? How it looks? The fact you even have it? Do you wave your arm around and say woooo hooooo check out this elbow I was born with?

I didn't want to have to say this but........don't you think women are the same way with their breasts?

I still say take pride in your equipment and show it off to the world.......answer that age old question - where's the beef. Show your lady what's on the menu and take pride like a master cheff. Viola!

[Cristy 4]

I didn't want to have to say this but........don't you think women are the same way with their breasts?

Ok point taken.

[mercuryroad 0]

I didn't want to have to say this but........don't you think women are the same way with their breasts?

Ok point taken.

I just hope people realize I'm kidding hahahaha......I'm all about the jokes.

[Cristy 4]

I didn't want to have to say this but........don't you think women are the same way with their breasts?

Ok point taken.

I just hope people realize I'm kidding hahahaha......I'm all about the jokes.

Me too.

[MrMrsKnight 0]

What's the big deal with big shoes?

Average that is hardworking is much better than a lazy big ben.

It sure is!!!

But seriously....proud?? Did you have anything to do with it? How big it is? How it looks? The fact you even have it? Do you wave your arm around and say woooo hooooo check out this elbow I was born with?

Can you imagine that scene??

I didn't want to have to say this but........don't you think women are the same way with their breasts?

Ha Ha..... you're saying this because of my thread?? I wasn't bragging about my size.... I was trying to find my size! That's different! I'm sure you're not saying you're big because you want to know where to buy underwear.....

But yeah.... I am proud of what I was born with.... but I like my eyes just as much as I like my breasts..... and what Cristy was saying is that guys like their "equipment" more than any other part of their bodies. I'm not saying it's wrong..... but it's true.

And I'm all about the jokes too by the way!

Edited March 9, 2006 by MrMrsKnight

[raphael7546 0]

Hey, for those of you who's hubby is a size 14, you haven't confirmed to us if in fact this russian theory is valid?! lololol

i wonder why...lol

Well since your so interested , yes I would say Aussie's Graph is pretty close and the russian one is way off !

Happy now?!

[aussiewench 9]

Why are men so fixated on ####### size? My son was walking around the other night bragging just because he has one lol. I told him he had nothing to do with it being there and has no control over how big it gets, I also told him that all boys and men have on and it is really nothing to be proud of, it is just a body part.

I just don't see how size makes you more of a man or how it is anything to brag about....you did not make it be a certain size.

I really think men are so much more caught up in size than women.

One of my favorite jokes

A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them. The Browns came to see the doctor, and he gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests and then concluded, "Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you.

"On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and some doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bullseye in your wife's love canal. Then on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue.

"Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his love pole. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut."

The couple went home and their sex life became more and more wonderful. They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should see the good doctor. The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would not take the case unless he felt that he could help them; so he conducted the physical exams and the same battery of tests.

Then he told the Greens the bad news. "I cannot help you, so I will not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good as it will ever be. I cannot help.

"The Greens pleaded with him, and said, "You helped our friends the Browns, now please, please help us."

"Well, all right", the doctor said. "On your way home from the office, stop at the grocery store and buy some apples and a box of cheerios..."

Edited March 9, 2006 by aussiewench

[DouglasSheridan 1]

although I always do the thumb and forefinger rule

So you're telling me, all this time on webcam, when I asked my guy to show me his hands I should've really asked him to stick his feet up in the air????

[MrMrsKnight 0]

"Well, all right", the doctor said. "On your way home from the office, stop at the grocery store and buy some apples and a box of cheerios..."

What a great joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chuckles 0]

People throw this "10 inch" number around like its nothing. I do not think people realize HOW BIG 10 inches is. From my elbow to my wrist is 10 inches. That is fairly comman. Women, imagine that your man's forearm was his #######, does that REALLY sound healthy for you?

[aussiewench 9]

People throw this "10 inch" number around like its nothing. I do not think people realize HOW BIG 10 inches is. From my elbow to my wrist is 10 inches. That is fairly comman. Women, imagine that your man's forearm was his #######, does that REALLY sound healthy for you?

My first husband definately wasn't healthy in more ways then one.

Here is some interesting links with graphs

http://www.edu.uni-klu.ac.at/~amiklaut/dr_nick/answer19.htm

http://www.average-#######-size-chart.com/

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

I have a friend that says women with big feet have big ole sloppy holes. Is this true ladies?

I never heard of this before

A friend told me this. I meantioned this theory to his girlfriend and he acted like it was my theory. What a #######.

[mercuryroad 0]

People throw this "10 inch" number around like its nothing. I do not think people realize HOW BIG 10 inches is. From my elbow to my wrist is 10 inches. That is fairly comman. Women, imagine that your man's forearm was his #######, does that REALLY sound healthy for you?

Healthy?......only if you need an enema

[irishgirl73 0]

People throw this "10 inch" number around like its nothing. I do not think people realize HOW BIG 10 inches is. From my elbow to my wrist is 10 inches. That is fairly comman. Women, imagine that your man's forearm was his #######, does that REALLY sound healthy for you?

Healthy?......only if you need an enema

yeah a really painful one

[mercuryroad 0]

People throw this "10 inch" number around like its nothing. I do not think people realize HOW BIG 10 inches is. From my elbow to my wrist is 10 inches. That is fairly comman. Women, imagine that your man's forearm was his #######, does that REALLY sound healthy for you?

Healthy?......only if you need an enema

yeah a really painful one

Is there any other kind?