shoe size and pecker size

[Peggy 1]

So true

[mawilson 2,133]

This is the funniest thread ever

[HARLANC 0]

Russian Mathematicians Create A Formula Linking Shoe Size To Cronk Size

We’ve all heard the stories that your SHOE SIZE is directly connected to your CRONK SIZE...and , honestly, for some of us with gargantuan feet, we’ve CLUNG to it forever. Of course, it usually gets written off as myth.

NOT SO, say a group of Russian mathematicians. They’ve created a formula that links a man’s shoe size to his ####### length. AND...they say it’s accurate on 90% of men!!!

The formula: Manhood size equals height plus five, all divided by two. Unfortunately, the formula uses the metric system...which, yes, I know, is evil...so you’ll need to know your shoe size to centimeters. Fortunately...I’ve done that for you...and, in the process, figured out your size in the pants. Here you go...

...Shoe size EIGHT means a 5.98-inch cronk.

...Shoe size NINE means a 6.14-inch cronk.

...Shoe size TEN means a 6.3-inch cronk.

...Shoe size ELEVEN means a 6.48-inch cronk.

...Shoe size TWELVE means a 6.65-inch cronk.

...And shoe size THIRTEEN means a 6.8-inch cronk. (Pravda)

Russian Mathematicians Create A Formula Linking Shoe Size To Cronk Size

We’ve all heard the stories that your SHOE SIZE is directly connected to your CRONK SIZE...and , honestly, for some of us with gargantuan feet, we’ve CLUNG to it forever. Of course, it usually gets written off as myth.

NOT SO, say a group of Russian mathematicians. They’ve created a formula that links a man’s shoe size to his ####### length. AND...they say it’s accurate on 90% of men!!!

The formula: Manhood size equals height plus five, all divided by two. Unfortunately, the formula uses the metric system...which, yes, I know, is evil...so you’ll need to know your shoe size to centimeters. Fortunately...I’ve done that for you...and, in the process, figured out your size in the pants. Here you go...

...Shoe size EIGHT means a 5.98-inch cronk.

...Shoe size NINE means a 6.14-inch cronk.

...Shoe size TEN means a 6.3-inch cronk.

...Shoe size ELEVEN means a 6.48-inch cronk.

...Shoe size TWELVE means a 6.65-inch cronk.

...And shoe size THIRTEEN means a 6.8-inch cronk. (Pravda)

my 11 year old son--wears size 11 american shoes.

what does that mean ?

[Welshcookie 17]

I am just amused by the word cronk.

Strangely me too....it is a new word for my vocab....

[Peggy 1]

Yeh I never heard of that word before either. I like it

[babybunny 2]

I have a friend that says women with big feet have big ole sloppy holes. Is this true ladies?

just wrong

really? but linking mens shoe size to pole size is ok. (taking notes)..

I think ladies look at a mans shoe size hoping he is packing " good news".

but, your statement was not about a ladys "good news" you were saying

it to be dayum mean.

I am just amused by the word cronk.

Strangely me too....it is a new word for my vocab....

I like this new word too! you can talk about your mans cronk in public or at the dinner

table an no one knows what a he11 cronk is. they think its new a spanish word.

example: Honey, where the dayum cronk be at?

[Peggy 1]

[Fuzzness 2]

That study is all wrong. I'm a size...... naaaaaaaaahhhhhh I better keep quiet.

[KarenCee 3]

That study is all wrong. I'm a size...... naaaaaaaaahhhhhh I better keep quiet.

No complaints

[Cristy 4]

Russian Mathematicians Create A Formula Linking Shoe Size To Cronk Size

We’ve all heard the stories that your SHOE SIZE is directly connected to your CRONK SIZE...and , honestly, for some of us with gargantuan feet, we’ve CLUNG to it forever. Of course, it usually gets written off as myth.

NOT SO, say a group of Russian mathematicians. They’ve created a formula that links a man’s shoe size to his ####### length. AND...they say it’s accurate on 90% of men!!!

The formula: Manhood size equals height plus five, all divided by two. Unfortunately, the formula uses the metric system...which, yes, I know, is evil...so you’ll need to know your shoe size to centimeters. Fortunately...I’ve done that for you...and, in the process, figured out your size in the pants. Here you go...

...Shoe size EIGHT means a 5.98-inch cronk.

...Shoe size NINE means a 6.14-inch cronk.

...Shoe size TEN means a 6.3-inch cronk.

...Shoe size ELEVEN means a 6.48-inch cronk.

...Shoe size TWELVE means a 6.65-inch cronk.

...And shoe size THIRTEEN means a 6.8-inch cronk. (Pravda)

Russian Mathematicians Create A Formula Linking Shoe Size To Cronk Size

We’ve all heard the stories that your SHOE SIZE is directly connected to your CRONK SIZE...and , honestly, for some of us with gargantuan feet, we’ve CLUNG to it forever. Of course, it usually gets written off as myth.

NOT SO, say a group of Russian mathematicians. They’ve created a formula that links a man’s shoe size to his ####### length. AND...they say it’s accurate on 90% of men!!!

The formula: Manhood size equals height plus five, all divided by two. Unfortunately, the formula uses the metric system...which, yes, I know, is evil...so you’ll need to know your shoe size to centimeters. Fortunately...I’ve done that for you...and, in the process, figured out your size in the pants. Here you go...

...Shoe size EIGHT means a 5.98-inch cronk.

...Shoe size NINE means a 6.14-inch cronk.

...Shoe size TEN means a 6.3-inch cronk.

...Shoe size ELEVEN means a 6.48-inch cronk.

...Shoe size TWELVE means a 6.65-inch cronk.

...And shoe size THIRTEEN means a 6.8-inch cronk. (Pravda)

my 11 year old son--wears size 11 american shoes.

what does that mean ?

It means he is grounded until he is 30.

[ktun 0]

I'd say the Russian study is pretty accurate as far as a 12 goes(we are talking american sizes right?).

This guy I used to know was 6ft5 tall and he was VERY well endowed, but he didnt have particularly big feet.

[almaty 19]

size 13 here....well now about the theory.. a.a......a.......a....... hung like a hamster

You mean it's the size of a hamster? How big is an average hamster? 6-8 inches?

damn striaght, you are a brilliant man...

[mawilson 2,133]

my 11 year old son--wears size 11 american shoes.

what does that mean ?

I don't know. You tell us. How big is his #######?

[MrMrsKnight 0]

I think this leaves an unexplained phenominon with the 3 inchers.

sadly true

*note to self* refrain from posting pics of small peckers

I was hoping you'd remember that!!!

Dave's shoe size's 13....... And I don't need a chart to know he takes care of the laundry really well! Washes it, dries it, folds it..... even gets rid of stains.....

[Aymerlu 3]

I swear you can tell by a man's hands

ditto!