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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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size 13 here....well now about the theory.. a.a......a.......a....... hung like a hamster :blush:

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Hey, for those of you who's hubby is a size 14, you haven't confirmed to us if in fact this russian theory is valid?! lololol

i wonder why...lol :whistle:

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hahaaha, this is too funny..

almaty, when u say "hung like a hamster", does that mean small? lol...Sorry im not familiar with this expression! lolol

Btw, i once had this conversation with my husband and he said that every human is created proportionately.. so if the guy is short, his feet are normally small, and everything else that goes with it, chances are is small also...

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hahaaha, this is too funny..

almaty, when u say "hung like a hamster", does that mean small? lol...Sorry im not familiar with this expression! lolol

Btw, i once had this conversation with my husband and he said that every human is created proportionately.. so if the guy is short, his feet are normally small, and everything else that goes with it, chances are is small also...

a.........well, a...not exactly...a......it really means..........well a....a........a...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Hey, for those of you who's hubby is a size 14, you haven't confirmed to us if in fact this russian theory is valid?! lololol

i wonder why...lol :whistle:

I can confirm it's valid for a size 11 :help:

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I have a friend that says women with big feet have big ole sloppy holes. Is this true ladies?

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almaty   19

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I have a friend that says women with big feet have big ole sloppy holes. Is this true ladies?

:o:o:o just wrong

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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I have a friend that says women with big feet have big ole sloppy holes. Is this true ladies?

:o:o:o just wrong

really? but linking mens shoe size to pole size is ok. (taking notes)..

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When he gets home, I'm gonna get the tape measure out..........to measure his index finger :whistle: ......long index finger

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I am just amused by the word cronk.

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I have a friend that says women with big feet have big ole sloppy holes. Is this true ladies?

:o I never heard of this before :no:

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:lol:

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March 9th, 2010, Received GC that has been lost in the mail for 10 months. Still waiting for my son's that is lost as well.

Filed Waiver for my son's 10 year GC and it was approved. He finally received his GC after its been missing for 2 years.

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mawilson Grand Master

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I have a friend that says women with big feet have big ole sloppy holes. Is this true ladies?

LOL

To quote Larry David,

"Why do they always blame the small #######? Statistically there are just as many women with

big vaginas as there are men with small penises."

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