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almaty   19

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Good to see your back to your old self Merc :thumbs:

It is my mission to bring happiness to the world through bad ####### jokes and pickup lines. No CO can stop my #######.......jokes.

Hey baby, it's time for dinner......how about I show you to the Hard Rock Cafe....you can fill up your mouth with some delicious meat.

hahahahaha....that was terrible.

:lol: i liked it...a straight to the gutter comment..my humor indeed......

or, i got your rock candy right here.

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Good to see your back to your old self Merc :thumbs:

It is my mission to bring happiness to the world through bad ####### jokes and pickup lines. No CO can stop my #######.......jokes.

Hey baby, it's time for dinner......how about I show you to the Hard Rock Cafe....you can fill up your mouth with some delicious meat.

hahahahaha....that was terrible.

:lol: i liked it...a straight to the gutter comment..my humor indeed......

or, i got your rock candy right here.

:lol:

You want some candy baby? It ain't a Snickers but it will satisfy you.

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almaty   19

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it is a combination of a almond joy, butterfinger, milky way and be your slo poke all day sucker./..

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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it is a combination of a almond joy, butterfinger, milky way and be your slo poke all day sucker./..

:lol:

It's really funny to read that and look at your avatar.

Here's one

I'm the only one with a bridge long enough to cross your canyon

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almaty   19

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of course and oldie..i made linda loveless gag.....

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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of course and oldie..i made linda loveless gag.....

Well.....that rules her out as Deep Throat

"Go ahead baby, get on top.....while you're up there how about you clean the ceiling"

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Why are so many women terrible at sex?

I mean, with all of this grade A equipment, it is surprising they could mess it up.

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Why are so many women terrible at sex?

I mean, with all of this grade A equipment, it is surprising they could mess it up.

They rely to much on items that require 6 d batteries?

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Why are so many women terrible at sex?

I mean, with all of this grade A equipment, it is surprising they could mess it up.

They rely to much on items that require 6 d batteries?

Yep.....too many trips to electric avenue

12/5/05 Sent I129F Petition to Nebraska via Express Mail

12/6/05 Packaged received at 10:38 am in Nebraska

12/9/05 Check cashed (Never been so happy to have money leave my account)

12/12/05 Receive NOA1 snail mail - 30-60 day processing estimate

01/04/06 Receive NOA2 via e-mail

1/20/06 NVC letter in mail...will ship within a week.

2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

3/15/06 Interview - neither approved nor declined need to send in Migratory Movement Certificate AP

3/20/06 Migratory Movement Certificate for myself and fiancee sent to US Embassy in Lima

3/23/06 Visa Approved

5/19/06 I leave for Peru to pick up mi amor

5/25/06 Lucia and I arrive in Chicago

7/01/06 Legal Marriage

9/09/06 Religious Wedding

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almaty   19

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:yes: better loving through electricity

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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:yes: better loving through electricity

Hmmm......do you think that makes them worse at the real thing? Like for example, I cannot spell anymore because of spell check.

12/5/05 Sent I129F Petition to Nebraska via Express Mail

12/6/05 Packaged received at 10:38 am in Nebraska

12/9/05 Check cashed (Never been so happy to have money leave my account)

12/12/05 Receive NOA1 snail mail - 30-60 day processing estimate

01/04/06 Receive NOA2 via e-mail

1/20/06 NVC letter in mail...will ship within a week.

2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

3/15/06 Interview - neither approved nor declined need to send in Migratory Movement Certificate AP

3/20/06 Migratory Movement Certificate for myself and fiancee sent to US Embassy in Lima

3/23/06 Visa Approved

5/19/06 I leave for Peru to pick up mi amor

5/25/06 Lucia and I arrive in Chicago

7/01/06 Legal Marriage

9/09/06 Religious Wedding

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almaty   19

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true, me either......of course. a man alone..it is always the infamous pocket p....y

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Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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