shoe size and pecker size

[mercuryroad 0]

put a hat on it and say it is a character witness for you merc..

I don't know....the monster has had many follies in his time. I remember one incident at a club one night where the monster inadvertantly hit a lady across the cheek. Admittedly, it was not all the monster's fault....when my hips get moving I can practically levitate. This in turn unleashed the monster upon the crowd. It was an emotional night for everyone.

Never mind. Better not comment. .

You can't plead the FIF now!

wow, merc..i remember seeing the carnage afterwards...

Yes indeed. Those that lived to tell the tale would later recall how dodged the monster with Matrix like precision. Only the quick and agile survived. One patron was frozen stiff in what has now been labeled the cocksickle manuever. In support groups across the country, they had come up with a name for the terrible monster.....they call it the red rider BB gun. If you're not careful around it, you could lose an eye.

i heard it took months to get the stains out of the carpet...

You heard correct sir. The monster has stained many a carpet.

Sometimes it hangs so low it leaves a path in the carpet as I'm walking over it.

The monster has been at times been mistaken for a monter truck as well. Many have taken to calling it Big Foot or Big Hands....your choice. Either way, it could crush a car.

[mercuryroad 0]

Just thought of a new pickup line:

"Hey baby, I've got a mountain that will break your back"

[Sister Fracas 5]

geez, Didn't know we were "Braggers" That nina person asked So I posted. Nuff said.

errrr? hmm?

[almaty 19]

Just thought of a new pickup line:

"Hey baby, I've got a mountain that will break your back"

or, " you are hot..i got a fireman's hose here that cool you off" ...camera closes in on the money shot..

[mercuryroad 0]

Just thought of a new pickup line:

"Hey baby, I've got a mountain that will break your back"

or, " you are hot..i got a fireman's hose here that cool you off" ...camera closes in on the money shot..

That's the problem.....with equipment that big you can't really do a close up....you can only pan. That's why wide-angle lenses were invented.....specifically for that reason.

How about:

"Hey baby, my monter needs a fur coat".

[almaty 19]

uote name='mercuryroad' date='Mar 13 2006, 04:49 PM' post='74279']

Just thought of a new pickup line:

"Hey baby, I've got a mountain that will break your back"

or, " you are hot..i got a fireman's hose here that cool you off" ...camera closes in on the money shot..

That's the problem.....with equipment that big you can't really do a close up....you can only pan. That's why wide-angle lenses were invented.....specifically for that reason.

How about:

"Hey baby, my monter needs a fur coat".

that is too funny...i hate to be the next dude to saddle up with her..need that proverbial board for certain

[mercuryroad 0]

uote name='mercuryroad' date='Mar 13 2006, 04:49 PM' post='74279']

Just thought of a new pickup line:

"Hey baby, I've got a mountain that will break your back"

or, " you are hot..i got a fireman's hose here that cool you off" ...camera closes in on the money shot..

That's the problem.....with equipment that big you can't really do a close up....you can only pan. That's why wide-angle lenses were invented.....specifically for that reason.

How about:

"Hey baby, my monter needs a fur coat".

that is too funny...i hate to be the next dude to saddle up with her..need that proverbial board for certain

"Hey baby, my monster attic needs some insullation".

[almaty 19]

..got to run..be careful and cool on your trip...dean

[mercuryroad 0]

..got to run..be careful and cool on your trip...dean

BTW - the monster wang was not displayed during the interview. I fought temptation but thought it was best. I didn't want to intimidate the CO

[almaty 19]

..got to run..be careful and cool on your trip...dean

BTW - the monster wang was not displayed during the interview. I fought temptation but thought it was best. I didn't want to intimidate the CO

Merc., that would have saved you the 221g...for certain., ".say hello to my big friend "

[mercuryroad 0]

..got to run..be careful and cool on your trip...dean

BTW - the monster wang was not displayed during the interview. I fought temptation but thought it was best. I didn't want to intimidate the CO

Merc., that would have saved you the 221g...for certain., ".say hello to my big friend "

Sir, you may applaud my #######, but I would prefer if you gave it a hand hahahaha.

[almaty 19]

or just say " be afraid ..be very afraid" .....

and " don't get it angry..you wouldn't like it when it's angry"

[mercuryroad 0]

or just say " be afraid ..be very afraid" .....

and " don't get it angry..you wouldn't like it when it's angry"

Or

You're the next contestant on the Dong Show

[Peggy 1]

Good to see your back to your old self Merc

[mercuryroad 0]

Good to see your back to your old self Merc

It is my mission to bring happiness to the world through bad ####### jokes and pickup lines. No CO can stop my #######.......jokes.

Hey baby, it's time for dinner......how about I show you to the Hard Rock Cafe....you can fill up your mouth with some delicious meat.

hahahahaha....that was terrible.